Post by SLAM II on May 19, 2009 16:22:47 GMT -4
Kerry Karson and Jay Hydro walk in through the back door of the current AWA arena all smiles, Kerry was sporting a black eye, Jay sporting a bright blue mask, but both men were dressed the same in baggy bluejeans with the golden chain going to their wallets, orange hi-top un tucked Nikes, straight falt billed hat with their names on them, and their new t-shirts for the AWA clothing brand "Stoners REEKING Havoc" written on them with them below that in threating wrestling poses cartoon style.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- "FUCK YOU!"
-Jay Hydro- "WE DON'T LIKE YOU!"
The two stoners made their way down hallway, Kerry produced a joint from behind his hat, and he slipped it in between his lips.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- "Mother fuck my eye is killing me, man"
-Jay Hydro- "Conner left you a pretty good shiner, but it suits you dog"
-Kerry Karson- "Yeah its tight but the doctor said I need to smoke this here dope to make the swellen go down"
Hydro then himself produced a lighter from his pocket then held it up to the other end of the joint, flicked the Bic, and the joint erupted in flame.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- "Well man what bullshit have I landed in this week?"
-Jay Hydro- "The Enforcer"
-Kerry Karson- "For fucking real?! Its over I'm fucked man that huge mother fucked will kill me!"
-Jay Hydro- "Sure as shit dog, and not only that but O'Shea is guest ref"
The two ducked into the furnace room and Kerry hit the joint hard coughing loudly, the smoke rolled out with each gasp, and gag. His eyes watered and faded to red.[/color]
-Jay Hydro- "Yeah man then at AfterShock, you got both of them in a triple threat match"
Kerry caught his breath then handed Hydro the joint.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- "Fuck them man! I got this shit because if O'Shea think like I do then he knows that takin' out that one big mother fucker before AfterShock"
-Jay Hydro- "For real! That the game plan then next Monday?"
-Kerry Karson- "Hell yeah it is! Tighten up Jay if I can just get that fuck O'Shea just one to one then I know that at AfterShock I'm good as gold"
Jay took a small but smooth hit of the joint.[/color]
-Jay Hydro- "But what if they take you out?"
Jay exhaled.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- "Thats a chance, fuck. Don't worry when it comes down to it the bigger they are the harder they fall"
-Jay Hydro- "Whoop a big bitches ass!! How you goin' to do it?"
Kerry stood up straight got as big as he could, put up the middle finger, but he held his head up a bit as if he was looking at the Enforcer right now.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- "I'll give him the finger first, then I'll say fuck you!"
-Jay Hydro- "Catch him off guard the flop! Woot woot!"
-Kerry Karson- "Right-o! Then I'll be like this on the mother fucker!"
Kerry smacks both sides of his face then runs in place, grunting like a bull, and then he kicks out as he just kicked someone to the side of the Enforcer.[/color]
-Jay Hydro- "Oh shit you just caught O'Shea in the nutts! The RIVER!!"
-Kerry Karson- "Stunner O'Shea! OH HELL NAH ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE IN THE RING!!"
-Jay Hydro- "BLING BLING!! THE BLIND!!"
Jay tosses the joint in the air jumping on the tall invisiable Enforcer, Kerry is now back to his feet kicking at the ankles of the invisiable Enforcer, and then the door to the furnace room opens up.[/color]
-Man- "What the hell is going on in here?"
The two men stop dead, Jay has his arm looped around one bawled into a fist as if striking something in the head, and Kerry has a foot raised in the air as if stomping something.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- "we were killing some big ass bugs"
-Jay Hydro- "Big"
-Man- "Well it sounds like all hell is going down, tone it down"
-Jay Hydro- "Sorry, sir"
The man walks out of the door but stops as the door is closing looking back at them shaking his head, the door closes shut. The two men go back to their rampage only in whispers and low shouts.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- "Ah fuck you"
-Jay Hydro- "Cashed"
They stop their attacks giving each other fives.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- "Awesome game plan right?"
-Jay Hydro- "Tight dog, down to a T"
-Kerry Karson- "For real lets bounce, I got to roll another phatty, and take a shit"
They laughed then walked out of the furnace room as the scene ends.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- "FUCK YOU!"
-Jay Hydro- "WE DON'T LIKE YOU!"
The two stoners made their way down hallway, Kerry produced a joint from behind his hat, and he slipped it in between his lips.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- "Mother fuck my eye is killing me, man"
-Jay Hydro- "Conner left you a pretty good shiner, but it suits you dog"
-Kerry Karson- "Yeah its tight but the doctor said I need to smoke this here dope to make the swellen go down"
Hydro then himself produced a lighter from his pocket then held it up to the other end of the joint, flicked the Bic, and the joint erupted in flame.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- "Well man what bullshit have I landed in this week?"
-Jay Hydro- "The Enforcer"
-Kerry Karson- "For fucking real?! Its over I'm fucked man that huge mother fucked will kill me!"
-Jay Hydro- "Sure as shit dog, and not only that but O'Shea is guest ref"
The two ducked into the furnace room and Kerry hit the joint hard coughing loudly, the smoke rolled out with each gasp, and gag. His eyes watered and faded to red.[/color]
-Jay Hydro- "Yeah man then at AfterShock, you got both of them in a triple threat match"
Kerry caught his breath then handed Hydro the joint.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- "Fuck them man! I got this shit because if O'Shea think like I do then he knows that takin' out that one big mother fucker before AfterShock"
-Jay Hydro- "For real! That the game plan then next Monday?"
-Kerry Karson- "Hell yeah it is! Tighten up Jay if I can just get that fuck O'Shea just one to one then I know that at AfterShock I'm good as gold"
Jay took a small but smooth hit of the joint.[/color]
-Jay Hydro- "But what if they take you out?"
Jay exhaled.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- "Thats a chance, fuck. Don't worry when it comes down to it the bigger they are the harder they fall"
-Jay Hydro- "Whoop a big bitches ass!! How you goin' to do it?"
Kerry stood up straight got as big as he could, put up the middle finger, but he held his head up a bit as if he was looking at the Enforcer right now.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- "I'll give him the finger first, then I'll say fuck you!"
-Jay Hydro- "Catch him off guard the flop! Woot woot!"
-Kerry Karson- "Right-o! Then I'll be like this on the mother fucker!"
Kerry smacks both sides of his face then runs in place, grunting like a bull, and then he kicks out as he just kicked someone to the side of the Enforcer.[/color]
-Jay Hydro- "Oh shit you just caught O'Shea in the nutts! The RIVER!!"
-Kerry Karson- "Stunner O'Shea! OH HELL NAH ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE IN THE RING!!"
-Jay Hydro- "BLING BLING!! THE BLIND!!"
Jay tosses the joint in the air jumping on the tall invisiable Enforcer, Kerry is now back to his feet kicking at the ankles of the invisiable Enforcer, and then the door to the furnace room opens up.[/color]
-Man- "What the hell is going on in here?"
The two men stop dead, Jay has his arm looped around one bawled into a fist as if striking something in the head, and Kerry has a foot raised in the air as if stomping something.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- "we were killing some big ass bugs"
-Jay Hydro- "Big"
-Man- "Well it sounds like all hell is going down, tone it down"
-Jay Hydro- "Sorry, sir"
The man walks out of the door but stops as the door is closing looking back at them shaking his head, the door closes shut. The two men go back to their rampage only in whispers and low shouts.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- "Ah fuck you"
-Jay Hydro- "Cashed"
They stop their attacks giving each other fives.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- "Awesome game plan right?"
-Jay Hydro- "Tight dog, down to a T"
-Kerry Karson- "For real lets bounce, I got to roll another phatty, and take a shit"
They laughed then walked out of the furnace room as the scene ends.[/color]
