Random Donzig Facts

[Donzig]

Fact.: Still not in the Hall of Fame.

Fact: My first BWA character was in fact, D'Spayre.

Fact: Donzig's ring music was originally 'Rock is dead' by Manson, then when he joined the Jordan Four it was changed to 'Sway' by Coal Chamber.

Fact: Donzig sometimes poses as a Mexican wrestler known as Pedro Donzales, one half of the 'Nachos Libres' with El Loco Gringo.

Fact: Pedro Donzales once bought the CWA World Title from Anthony Jordan for a few pesos.

Fact: Donzig has been a member of the CIA, the Jordan Four, the WMD, The Syndicate, The Syndicate 2.0, Draven Inc., and the Industry.

Fact: Donzig and Chris James were an undefeated tag team.

Fact: Donzig has been in tag teams with Frost, AJ, CJ, MJW, Reese, Croc, Crazy Bill, Alexis Morningstar, Wifebeater, and Kyle Heaven, and they were all fucking awesome.

Fact: Donzig has never lost the world title by pinfall.

Fact: Donzig has only beaten AJ by countout and DQ.

Fact: I used a Lil' Jon song for one day, but Whitey Ford told me he would kill me if I didn't change it, I believed him.

Fact: Donzig stole the British Title before he ever won it.

['The Solution' Jake Andrews]

Fact: Crazy Bill never lost the World Title by pinfall or submission

Fact: Crazy Bill was the other half of Nachos Libre...El Gringo Loco

Fact: Crazy Bill Started the CIA

Fact: Crazy Bill started R.A.P.E. in the EWCW (Rebels Against Politics Everywhere)

Fact: Crazy Bill has had over 15 character reps and over 20 theme songs in the past 10 years.

[Donzig]

Fact: Crazy Bill once had a three stages of hell match, and the match was stopped and the last fall set for Monday. Crazy Bill later wrestled as Nox Arcana, and Donzig interfered in the main event at the same PPV.

Bad booking.

['The Solution' Jake Andrews]

That was WCW booking right there ^

[Donzig]

Indeed.

[Anthony Jordan]

You beat me by pinfall? Lol, I can't remember us ever having a clear finish in any of our matches.

[Donzig]

That was supposed to be count out, must have been the retcon punch.

[Anthony Jordan]

At least the Retcon Punch helped you this time. Not like the time it threw you in a fed where your work and accomplishments were ignored.

[Donzig]

One day I will use your skull to make Black Lantern rings.

[SLAM II]

you guys are lucky you get to talk about cool things like recton punches and Black Latern Rings, what not and random things! Im jealous of you guys get to be all immuture....

but im the champion i represent this whole boared....so

[Donzig]

Fact: David Slam was in the match Donzig won the British Title in alongside Fat Chocolate, and Whitey Ford!

[Anthony Jordan]

You're handling it well, Leland. You chose to work hard and improve. It went a long way. Don't let him get you down.

[Donzig]

Fact: David Slam could not win the British Title if his goddamned life depended on it.

[Donzig]

To be honest, Leland, if someone is so shallow to base their judgment of this fed on one fucking OOC post where you posted random shit?

They can go to fucking hell, because I don't need them here anyhow. And what I need is what all of you want, because who wants an unhappy Donzig?

[Donzig]

Fact: When Donzig is unhappy, no one may be happy.