A 6 Man Debut

[Crazy Fn Bill]

("Astonishing Panorama of the End Times" plays over the arena and the fans instantly begin to boo. A smug looking Max Jewell steps out with his cane in hand as Mikkey and the Samoans follow behind. Max Jewell holds out his arms and then turns to present his three men as they walk past him and head to the ring. Max Jewell then follows them, trash talking to the fans the whole way. Mikkey and the Samoans slide into the ring as Max Jewell walks up the ring steps and steps through the ropes. The music begins to fade as Max Jewell reaches into his inner sports coat pocket and pulls out a mic. He hands his diamond topped cane to Mikkey.)


Max Jewell
Earlier today, the AWA saw the debut of The Family Jewells! Next week, the AWA will see the in ring six man debut of the Family Jewells as we take on DJay, Jake Andrews and Gavin Drake. DJay already got to feel the wrath of Mikkey on Anarchy. He got to feel what a real fighter is all about. Mikkey was laying it hard into DJay on Anarchy. Stiff rights, solid kicks, real chokes.... DJay almost cried because of what Mikkey was doing!

DJay wants to think he's a shoot fighting machine? Well, I have news for him, and all of you! Mikkey is the REAL Shoot fighting bad ass around here and he plans on unleashing his fury on three poor men next week, live on Anarchy! Whatever Mikkey leaves behind though, if anything, my Samoans are going to finish off! No matter if it's the Hardcore Champion, former Hardcore Champion or the man they call DJay! The Family Jewells will put all three men TO SHAME!


(This gets boos from the fans as Mikkey hands the cane back to Max Jewell and takes the mic. Not known for his mic skills, this gets the fans to settle pretty quickly.)


Mikkey:
DJay, when The Family Jewels win next week, I'll insist on facing you one on one at Massacre on 3th Street. But it won't just be a one on one match. It'll be a shoot fight between real men! No gloves, No boots, No pads...No nuttin! JUST YOU AND ME!


(This gets a group of fans to start a "DJAY DJAY DJAY" chant but, it doesn't quite take off before Max Jewell takes the mic back and hands the cane to one of the samoans.)


Max Jewell:
Hehe, did you hear that Jay? Mikkey has called you out to a challenge! But, let's make it a little more fun. Next week, when The Family Jewels win, Mikkey gets a shoot match with the man they call DJay.... MMA style...and I will personally finance to have the lions den constructed! Two men in....no men out and no one else in.

What Djay? Just what do you have to say about that you lowley peasant scumbag?!


(The fans boo The Family Jewells as Max lowers the mic and yanks his cane back from the samoans. He then steps up to the ropes and stares at the entrance way, waiting to see if one of their three opponents next week come out.....)

['The Solution' Jake Andrews]

('Devour' by Shinedown plays over the arena sound system and the fans start to cheer. 'The Solution' Jake Andrews steps out to more cheers with a mic in hand. Leery of the four new AWA stars, he stays on the entrance ramp and addresses them.)


'The Solution' Jake Andrews: I don't know why you have such beef with DJay but, I'm not out here to talk about that.....

I'm out here to ask one thing....

Are you prepared to get your asses handed to you next week by three of the AWA's finest?! You have DJay, the AWA Hardcore Champion Gavin Drake and the first ever mutliple AWA World Champion Jake Andrews on one side of the ring. And on the other side? Three slack-jaws that I never heard of being managed by some guy that has to use a cane to get around!

What? Are you the new Freddie Blassie?! I think not you overweight, out of shape, rolly poly, jabber jawed hack!


('The Solution' Jake Andrews starts to make his way down the entrance way as he continues to address The Family Jewells.)


'The Solution' Jake Andrews: You are making a mistake by challenging DJay to step into a lions den. He's going to make you tap out faster than Max Jewel can devour a sausage sammich!

He's going to leave you bloody. It's a real mistake. Just like the Samoans made a mistake coming out and going after myself and Gavin Drake.....

While I might not like Drake because he has my title, I have no problems working with him to take you two Samoans out of the AWA permanently!


(The fans cheer as Jake has made his way to the ring. He stands ringside, staring up at the four men in the ring.)


'The Solution' Jake Andrews: You guys think you can just waltz into the AWA and start crossing people like you run this place?

Well, I got news for you....It's not happening! The Family Jewells are a problem and I'm The Solution!

YEA YEA YEEEAAAAA!!!!!


(The fans cheer and yell out "YEA YEA YEA" back at Jake Andrews. Suddenly Jake is stopped by.....)

[djay]

Pain plays over the pa, and out walks DJay. He
stops next to Jake Andrews!

Djay " Let me make on thing clear to the three of
you! This Monday will be your last in the AWA! This
Monday there will be no three on one!"

The fans cheer.

Djay " As for you Mikey I have no idea what you beef is, but
Ill say this you picked the wrong to fuck with! Not only do I
plan on choking the life outta you this week, but hell I'm in for
34th st! Thats if you can get out of Monday alive!"

The The Family Jewells look pissed!

[Gavin Drake]

Kanye West blasted over the crowd, and Gavin Drake walked out of the back with the AWA Hardcore Title around his waist as he paused between Andrews and DJay. He smirked, shaking his head before he reached over to tear the mic from Andrews' hand.

He lifted it, shaking his head before he looked at the men in the ring. "Mate--"

The Pride of Britain paused, then he finished.

"You are taking the bloody piss!"

The fans exploded, cheering as Mikkey looked at Max Jewell with a blank expression. Then he shook his head, staring at Drake who just shrugged. "You and your bloody Family Jewells came down to this ring and you cost the lot of us our bloody chance at the AWA Heavweight Title! Worse of all?"

Drake frowned. "You cost me, the bloody chance at the World Championship! Don't you know who the bloody hell I am, mate?"

DJay sighed, knowing what was coming.

"I am Gavin bloody Drake, mate! The Pride of Britain, right? The Blood of Kings! Right? Better than!"

The fans exploded, and Jake Andrews rolled his eyes. Drake smirked, and then he stepped closer to the ring as he glared at them. "So listen, mate! Despite what Joel Frost, and that big bloke claim? There is only one real bloody champion in this bloody company, and he is Gavin Drake!"

The fans cheered, and Drake motioned at his waist. "You see the lot of you? The two bloody Samoans, and that bloody Marcus Cooper wannabe beside you? Are about to run afoul of the AWA Hardcore Champion, the Man they call the Solution, and my buddy Tons of Bagels!"

DJay turned to glare at Drake, frowning as he shook his head, Then he leaned over, smacking a big hand down on Drake's shoulder to drag him closer. Then Drake nodded, chuckling before he lifted his mic.

"I mean the man they call DJay, and the Solution Jake Andrews!" Drake laughed, shaking his head before he looked back at the ring. Then he waved a hand at Jewell and Mikkey. "So the lot of you better get ready because you are in for a long bloody night on Monday!"

[samoanwreckingcrew]

This whole time, the pair of savage looking Samoans continued to pace back and forth around Jewell and Mikkey. They were snarling and muttering, shaking their heads as they glared angrily up the ramp.

Face twitching as they paced, before Hybryd grabbed the mic. He roared, snarling and spitting as he jabbed his fingers towards the entrance ramp. Ranting and raving in Samoan before he shoved the mic back at the stunned looking Jewell.

P'Toa was meanwhile glaring daggers at Djay, eyes narrowed on him. And Jewell lifted the mic.

Jewell: 'Hybyrd says that on Monday, the Samoan Wrecking Crew will crush all of you! That they will leave you broken in the ring. They will show you no mercy!'

Hybryd nodded wildly, then slapping his chest as he threw his arms out to the sides. He hissed, tongue sticking out as he glared at the three.

Then P'Toa crossed the ring, grabbing the mic. He lifted it then shook his head before handing it back, just staring as Max Jewell looked at him with a shrug.

[djay]

Djay "The two of you are a disgrace to samoan heritage!
I only ones leaving Monday broken are you three! We will
give you three a beating your never ever forget!"


Drake smiles at that.

Djay " See you not only cost Drake a title match, but you
cost me one as well! THis Monday your facing the hardcore champion,
and a submission machine! Than if thats not enough we also have Jake here!

Jake Andrews seems happy not to be called bagel guy.

Djay "MOnday night after we win imma make sure to keep going! No bell will save
any of you! See you than boys!"