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Post by AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven on Aug 20, 2009 2:36:12 GMT -4
The boards say it's your birthday, so happy birthday duuuuude! Any special plans for your big day?
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Post by Kevin Kash on Aug 20, 2009 7:50:32 GMT -4
Thanks Timmy,I'm throwin a party,then I'm gonna go get laid,rest of the shit should be improv,
fuckers
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Post by AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven on Aug 20, 2009 9:21:51 GMT -4
How old are ya today? Throwing parties are fun, but I tend to end up at the bars afterwards  That normally = a crazy night! |
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Post by Kevin Kash on Aug 20, 2009 9:46:28 GMT -4
22
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Post by SLAM II on Aug 20, 2009 11:08:16 GMT -4
happy birthday bromosexual, ill smoke a bluntizzzy for ya!
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Post by AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven on Aug 20, 2009 22:26:46 GMT -4
Soooo, I was on NHL.com, and I was looking at the Islanders team site, and I was looking at the Red Wings team site, and I decided to look you up Nick Jensen....and it says your birthday is September 21st, 1990....which brings up a lot of questions.... 1) why are you lying to us about your birthday? 2) why are you telling us you're 22 when this shows that you're only 18 right now, about to turn 19 in a month? Here's the link: www.nhl.com/ice/player.htm?id=8475324So then, I began to look up some other info....and you said in a different post that there was a good chance you'd get called up this year to actually play with the Red Wings....buuuuut, this article that I found, thats dated July 4th, says that Nick Jensen is returning to USHL next season, and then, heading to St. Cloud State for 4 years, meaning the Red Wings won't have to sign you until 2014.... www.redwingscentral.com/stories/2009_07/04_Jensen.phpSo now I'm REALLY confused because everything you've told us, doesn't add up....Your birthday doesn't add up, the story you told us about the Red Wings doesn't add up....soooo, I'm a bit confused about all this. Care to clear things up so I'm not so fucking confused? Are you really Nick Jensen, or is this a situation where you're pretending to be someone that you are not....and if thats the case, who the fuck are you really? I'd love to get all these answers from ya  |
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Post by Anthony Jordan on Aug 20, 2009 23:25:46 GMT -4
He lied...dear God, I am just so shocked! That NEVER happens on the Internet!
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Post by AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven on Aug 20, 2009 23:56:30 GMT -4
Somewheres, Kyle Heaven just twitched, and has no idea why..lol..man I miss Kyle.
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Post by Anthony Jordan on Aug 21, 2009 6:49:37 GMT -4
Kyle twitched because he had us believing he was a wrestler for a good couple of years before we learned he was just a ROH-plagiarizing, leet-speaking, 'net phenomenon-chasing bastard.
And despite all that, I miss him.
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Post by AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven on Aug 21, 2009 9:57:38 GMT -4
Kyle twitched because he had us believing he was a wrestler for a good couple of years before we learned he was just a ROH-plagiarizing, leet-speaking, 'net phenomenon-chasing bastard. And despite all that, I miss him. Amen bro! |
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Post by SLAM II on Aug 22, 2009 10:44:28 GMT -4
WTF?! i feel betrayed so im going to be honest guys...
im barack obama!!
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Post by Anthony Jordan on Aug 22, 2009 17:06:59 GMT -4
You feel betrayed? The real Nick Jensen would kill himself if he found out this poser stole his identity.
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Post by AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven on Aug 22, 2009 18:11:08 GMT -4
You feel betrayed? The real Nick Jensen would kill himself if he found out this poser stole his identity. ZZZZZZZZZZZING! Well, he was online 800 times a day. I posted this info about him, and now I never see him online, and he hasn't posted anything in response....maybe some day we'll get a chance to find out the truth....lol |
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Post by Anthony Jordan on Aug 22, 2009 18:29:55 GMT -4
Go to a USHL game, meet Jensen and start talking about AWA. You'd probably scare the shit out of him.
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Post by Wife Beater on Aug 24, 2009 2:25:54 GMT -4
I knew all along the dude was lying. He acts like he knows everyone all too much.
I smell that he is either someone who got in again I.E. CJ or it is like Bill fucking with us or something with multiple characters.
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That normally = a crazy night!
