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Post by AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven on Nov 5, 2009 8:04:53 GMT -4
Hahahahahahaha!
Luke owns you both!
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Post by AWA Staff on Nov 5, 2009 8:20:29 GMT -4
And what is it that LuMmy does?
One can threaten us with lame british slang and the other one can be distracted by the local Jr. High School.....
shiver me timbers.....
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Post by Anthony Jordan on Nov 5, 2009 10:33:17 GMT -4
Zuh, and may I add, "ing."
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Post by theegomjw on Nov 5, 2009 10:49:46 GMT -4
wanker, twat, tosser and prick
these are not lame, they are excellent words.
The power of LuMmy stretches much further than A-Bill. I own the United Kindom and Timbo owns the United States.
Simply, we own.
And btw, A-Bill just reminds me of A-Train. And not just because Bill looks like a larger version of him, but simply because of how lame he was.
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Post by AWA Staff on Nov 5, 2009 11:01:52 GMT -4
Just like LuMmy reminds me of your Mummy.....
Always beggin to get in A-Bill's pants....
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Post by AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven on Nov 5, 2009 11:28:55 GMT -4
Hang on....
Lets get one thing straight....
The Jr. High School comment is just a joke. Everyone knows that the joking that goes on about that is just that....a joke. It's not serious and has zero truth to it....meaning it hold no weight....
Unlike Bill....who holds A LOT of weight, and in all actuality WOULD sit on us, and we all know that AJ would LOVE to tickle Luke and I with a feather....
So, while Luke does indeed threaten with a British Slang, I do not really get distracted by Jr. High Schools....
You two on the other hand are indeed fat and gay!
Thats right, I broke it down for ya....
Once again, LuMmy fucking rules!
Fuckers!
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Post by Gregory "Ripper" Kennedy on Nov 5, 2009 12:17:08 GMT -4
I think the true fear when it comes to Bill isn't being sat on but getting stuck in orbit.
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Post by SLAM II on Nov 5, 2009 14:00:40 GMT -4
im trying to figure out why its still wrong to fuck 17 years olds?
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Post by AWA Staff on Nov 5, 2009 20:19:09 GMT -4
Well, in some states that's ok.....Timmy actually lives in one. Last I heard from his facebook, he was in Albany at the senate building trying to pass it to 13. Meanwhile Luke is at the local YMCA pretending to lift weights and infact, checking out the other body building guys.
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Post by Anthony Jordan on Nov 5, 2009 23:40:01 GMT -4
We all know Luke cracks on Bill's weight because Luke's so insecure about his recent weight increase. At least Bill spreads out his weight. Luke looks like Arnold from Junior, which is ironic because Timmy considers juniors way too old to fuck.
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Post by AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven on Nov 6, 2009 0:15:42 GMT -4
Lets add up the number of ladies that Luke and I have fucked....
then add up the number of ladies Bill, AJ, and hell, we'll even toss in eMpTy....
I'd be willing to bet one million internet e-fed dollars (yeah, internet e-fed dollars bitches) that Luke and I have atleast double your number.
LuMmy gets the ladies....
A-Bill and eMpTy AJ....fat(Bill) homosexuals(AJ) who like to go to plays!(Matt)
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Post by Anthony Jordan on Nov 6, 2009 1:50:25 GMT -4
First off, Luke nailed English broads. I don't feel at all bad about bagging fewer ladies than Luke (yes, I'll concede that he has had more than 4 ladies in his lifetime) considering that those females had the teeth of a gold prospector in the 1800s. Quantity doesn't mean quality.
As for Timmy, if we added up the ages of all the girls you banged, it STILL wouldn't reach the age of consent. You number of ladies are null and void because it was more along the lines of prostitution since I figure promises of candy and pony rides were part of the equation.
Ragging on Matt for being in theater? You do realize that common link bringing us all together is a love of a different kind of theater with much poorer acting, greater amounts of male nudity and homoerotism at every turn? Matt being in legit theater is a step toward heterosexuality.
Actually, the gayest thing was the formation of Lu-Mmy. Two men love each other so much that they merge their identities. That's a tighter union than marriage. It's safe to say that the other groups (MT-AJ, A-Bill, etc.) was done in an ironic vein to make fun of you.
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Post by Wife Beater on Nov 6, 2009 2:57:49 GMT -4
I have bagged more females then everyone on this board combined so I get a cookie.
<333
Miss and love all of you.
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Post by theegomjw on Nov 6, 2009 4:25:21 GMT -4
this is all getting very very childish.
I shall rise above it.
Unlike AJ who clearly fails to rise to the occasion, hence his lack of female company.
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Post by AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven on Nov 6, 2009 7:48:50 GMT -4
Once again, Luke steps up....and owns you all! Mahoney, farm animals, and bums on the streets of Philly don't count!  |
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