Ain't gonna cage me down....

[AWA Staff]

***Conner O'Shea is standing in the ring with fans cheering him. He is sporting a new O'Shea t-shirt. He raises a mic as fans start to settle***


Conner O'Shea
I just got one thing to say to Ripper. Aint' gonna cage me down! This Monday, they will lower the cage on us and, I'm sorry to be the one to tell ya.... You ain't gettin out in one piece. You aint' gonna win. In fact, Ripper, you're gonna lose like you never lost before!


**Fans give a mixed reaction as they don't favor either man. No one is sure to root for Ripper or O'Shea but, you can certainly hear a few die hard O'Shea fans cheer and a few die hard Ripper fans boo.**


Conner O'Shea
Whether you like me or you hate me, I don't care. Cause I'm only here for two things. One....beat some bitch asses from one end of this arena to the other...and then back! And number two is to work my way to the top and become the AWA Undisputed Champion of the masses!


**The fans cheer Conner even though they know that either man can become #1 contender and fight for the fans.**


Conner O'Shea
Now, I know you all have your bets on Ripper to win. I know this. And that shit just ain't right...NUH UH! Just cause Ripper is a former world champion around here, that don't mean jack shit to me! Christ, he lost to a pot head. And when MJ Windsor takes the title back....it sure as hell won't be Ripper taking it from him. It'll be ME! Conner O'Shea!


**The fans cheer O'Shea as they'd love to see him with the world title for title run. **


Conner O'Shea
I'll give MJ Windsor some credit where it's due. he's a tough mother fucker. But, after he beats Slam II, I plan on beating him.


**Conner raises a fist and the fans cheer him.**


Conner O'Shea
Of course, he'll brag about beating the luckiest son of a bitch in the AWA. He'll brag about beating a druggie that's half his size and, that's fine....cause then he'll have to brag about how he was able to make a decent recovery from the ass whoopin I'll give him!


**Conner O'Shea starts to pace in the ring.**


Conner O'Shea
But this Monday, I gotta get past Ripper and a steel cage. I gotta tell ya, I'm lookin forward to this shit! The Hardcore Virus inside a steel cage with me? Sounds like a damn good time. DAMN GOOD TIME! I think everyone will love this. Especially when I climb up the cage....swing over the top....and climb down to the floor and pick up not only the win but, the number one contendership! YEAYEAYEA!


**Conner lowers the mic as the fans cheer him on. Conner looks around as....**

[theegomjw]

...as MJ Windsor walks out onto the stage, followed by Khris Heaven. His music is not playing so some of the fans have not realised, but they soon do as MJ has a mic in hand and puts it to good use


"THE EGO" MJ Windsor
Almost Conner, almost...


having made his presence knows, all eyes, including O'Sheas are now firmly fixed on MJ Windsor, just how he likes it


Jesse "THE BODY" Ventura
MJ comes to save the day again! He is so great, O Shea was dying on his ass out here with the fans close to tears with the bordom, but now MJ is here to make it all ok.


"THE EGO" MJ Windsor
Khris and I were just about to hit the bricks and do a little early christmas shopping, the private jet is on standby to take us to Milan...

...but before i could get my foot out the door some short, chubby little man came running up to me, coughing and spluttering due to having to run a few yards to tell me that Conner O Shea was out in the ring and was throwing around my name...

...so, after ordering Howard to fetch some anti-bacterial spray and spray it in the air around were this fat lump was standing, i switched on a monitor to hear you...and indeed you was using my name...

...you told these low-rent, useless, unemployed lossers that Michael John Windsor was going to be their next AWA World Champion!


this gets a boo from the fans, for the insult and the though of MJ being their champ.


"THE EGO" MJ Windsor
That was a smart thing to do Conner, you actually had me thinking you had a brain rattling around in the ugly head of yours...

...but then you went and shot yourself in the foot Conner...

...you was doing so well, as i said, you almost had it, you almost made yourself sound intelligent and conherent...

...but then you made a ridiculous error, you suggested that once i do indeed take my world title back, i will defend, and apparently loss it to you...


at this point MJ points to O Shea, and as the fans cheer O Shea nods in agreement. MJ then turns to Khris before they both burst out laughing


Jesse "THE BODY" Ventura
HA HA HA HA HA HA, its funny because O Shea is stupid!

MTMT
I dare you to get up there and say that to his face

Jesse "THE BODY" Ventura
Ssshhhh, MJ is talking.


"THE EGO" MJ Windsor
...wake up and smell your body odour Conner, firstly, even though your only having to fight Ripper, your so lame your unlikey to even get to being the No.1 contender...

...but if your lucky and father christmas does actually bring you an early present in the form or a no.1 contendership oppertunity...

...im going to destroy it and take that gift away from you, just like your mother did when you was a boy!

You didn't deserve anything then and you do not deserve anything now...

...your no better than Slam, your a thug and you represent everything that is bad about this business...

...so do not get above your station Conner, your role is to take a beating and be thankful for the pay cheque...nothing more than that!

Now, if you will excuse me, i have a plane waiting...

MJ lowers the mic, turns to Khris and then look set to leave...

[AWA Staff]

***Conner O'Shea looks around and then right before MJ Windsor reaches the backstage curtain to walk through, O'Shea opens his mouth.***


Conner O'Shea
Whoa Windsor....whoa. I don't know who the hell you think you are. You wanna come out here and insult the fans that pay you? That's right, THEY...pay...YOU!


***The fans cheer as MJ Windsor looks around at the fans with disdain and sickness for them***


Conner O'Shea
They bust their asses, workin the jobs they have. They bust their asses, probably stuck in some office they don't wanna be. Flipping a burger they'd love to smash in their bosses face..... They aint' got the privlage to do something they love like us but.... they still have the right to spend their money in the AWA...even if some of it goes to your punk ass!


**The fans soon start an 'M.J. SUCKS" chant***


Conner O'Shea
These fans make or break us, you sack of shit! And to show you and everyone else how important they are, I'm gonna become the #1 contender and then become the champion of the masses! Not to mention....


**Conner has to stop as the fans cut him off with cheers. He waits a moment**


Conner O'Shea
Not to mention, if you actually beat Slam II this Monday to take the gold, I'm gonna beat the piss outta Timmy Draven and reach into his pocket and give these fans a refund.....cause no one wants to pay to see you win the title!


**Fans cheer as a light outbreak of "MJ SUCKS" can be heard.**


Conner O'Shea
Then? well, I guess it don't matter none if you win or lose Windsor, cause I'm gonna march on down the road and take the AWA World Champion cause I am the Champion of the Masses! You will eventually find that out.... Just like Ripper is gonna figure it out this Monday when I bleed him in the cage! YEAYEAYEEEAAA!


**The fans cheer Conner O'Shea as MJ Windsor can only roll his eyes. He looks at Khris Heaven who is staring down at Conner O'Shea.**