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Post by SLAM II on May 4, 2009 15:09:44 GMT -4
hey guys havent been around for a while and some are asking why, well ive been in the woods camping by myself.
well lets get to the story: i left last wensday with my gf ex-gf because she just had got out of a rough relationship, or so i thought. well that morning i get a call from her ex-bf bf asking me is i had seen her any and what the fuck was going on between me and her. i explained to him that me and her got together at a party she came up to me telling me how much a prick he was how he kept her inside the house twentyfour seven blah blah blah!
we argue a little while because he didnt know about them breaking up...weird right?...well i just let it roll off my back we went camping. there is no signal for cell phones, i got a enough food for two days, and alcohol to drunkard an army. her ex-bf bf shows up bitching me out about i could do this to him how she could do it to him, but his buddies get him to leave without leading to violence. well i ask her what the fuck is going on, she begins to cry gets in the ONLY FUCKING CAR!!! and fucking leaves me there!!!
when she comes back for me last night she only came to give me a ride back into town and to tell me she never left her other bf!
like wtf?!
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Post by Anthony Jordan on May 4, 2009 17:13:11 GMT -4
That's a red flag right there to tell you that you need to focus your attention on someone else. It's not like she would forget to break up with him.
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Post by Whitey Ford on May 5, 2009 10:30:56 GMT -4
Women are crazy. The first time the 'ex' called you asking about her, you should've ended it, really. Or at least asked her about it. Usually, no one woman is worth that much stress.
Women. You can't live with them, and you can't have sex without them. Unless your AJ and CJ.
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Post by AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven on May 5, 2009 17:46:48 GMT -4
+1 for Whitey
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Post by Anthony Jordan on May 5, 2009 18:07:26 GMT -4
Women are crazy. The first time the 'ex' called you asking about her, you should've ended it, really. Or at least asked her about it. Usually, no one woman is worth that much stress. Women. You can't live with them, and you can't have sex without them. Unless your AJ and CJ. What's this "consent" everyone's always talking about?
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Post by SLAM II on May 6, 2009 12:54:02 GMT -4
i just really like ass guys, hell im just going to become a fuck buddy or something.
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Post by Anthony Jordan on May 6, 2009 17:13:11 GMT -4
You like "ass guys?" Are you the world's biggest Billy Gunn fan?
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Post by Whitey Ford on May 6, 2009 18:52:44 GMT -4
He's dyslexic. He mean 'guys asses"
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Post by SLAM II on May 7, 2009 16:09:54 GMT -4
fuck yall pickin on poor little me in my time of need. well ive moved on! and fuck you dustin with your false accusations of me being a queer those slots have done been filled
queers: aj cj
pedos: timmy
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Post by Kevin Kash on May 7, 2009 16:14:46 GMT -4
shit that sucks man
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Post by kvltism on May 8, 2009 7:03:33 GMT -4
Women. You can't live with them, and you can't have sex without them. Unless your AJ and CJ. AJ's got values though. CJ's sex life consists of his right hand, some vaseline and a box of tissues. And when he wants to go exotic, just sub out the vaseline for some chocolate syrup.
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Post by Anthony Jordan on May 9, 2009 22:02:10 GMT -4
Damn right, I got values. I'll only hit her if that's how she gets off (I know some who do). Even then, I can't slap her too hard. There's a fine line between a slap that's hot and one that's abusive.
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Post by AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven on May 9, 2009 22:10:04 GMT -4
Damn right, I got values. I'll only hit her if that's how she gets off (I know some who do). Even then, I can't slap her too hard. There's a fine line between a slap that's hot and one that's abusive. Anyone else creaped out by hearing AJ say this?
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Post by Anthony Jordan on May 9, 2009 22:13:01 GMT -4
My job is done.
BTW, Timmy, make your son untuck his shirt. Either tuck all the way or untuck, just exposing the belt buckle is tacky.
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Post by Kevin Kash on May 9, 2009 22:24:22 GMT -4
Damn right, I got values. I'll only hit her if that's how she gets off (I know some who do). Even then, I can't slap her too hard. There's a fine line between a slap that's hot and one that's abusive. Anyone else creaped out by hearing AJ say this? i am
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