Post by 'The Solution' Jake Andrews on May 11, 2009 8:17:11 GMT -4
(The fans sit around the AWA Arena when 'Devour' plays over the sound system. They react in their usual hateful, spiteful way. 'The Solution' steps out wearing his tights and a shirt that is cut up both sides, looking like a mexican pancho. He heads right to the ring, wearing a most annoyed look on his face. He manages to muster up a pose for the camera, with cocky smirk and all. But, it won't last long as he slides right into the ring. He pulls a mic from the back of his tights as he cuts his throat, making them end the music.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: I don't know why you guys are hatin' the player today!
I gave your world champion a win on Revolution last night!
(There is a mixed reaction as fans are happy that Jordan got a win but, very angry that it was due to Jake attacking Whitey Ford.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: Then? As I'm about to get just a little bit of revenge on Jordan? This Jonas Lee character decides to show his face.
(The fans cheer the name of Jonas Lee and his return to the wrestling world and his position in the AWA. Jake Andrews just rolls his eyes.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: I get it. You're all happy about it. Fine. But there's one thing everyone should know. One thing Jonas should know.
I'm not taking crap from anybody. Not Jordan, Not Whitey Ford, not Tim Draven and certainly NOT Jonas Lee.
And what's he going to do? Hit me with a chair? Punch me in the face?
Yeah, he might.... Then I might sue his pants off. I'll sue him, I'll sue the AWA.... I'll own this place and I'll shut it down, just out of spite of all of you!
(The fans boo Jake Andrews as he smiles while looking around the arena.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: But, Jonas has decided to go on a power trip already. Next week?
Next week, I face Whitey Ford in a damned anything goes match!
(The fans cheer, knowing Jake hates these matches and knowing Whitey has taken a new hardcore style and will probably hurt Jake real good.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: You remember what happened last time I was forced into a hardcore match?
I beat the snot out of Crazy Donnie with his own chain! REMEMBER THAT?!
(Jake Andrews looks down at MTMT and Jesse. He leans over the ropes and starts yelling at them without the mic. You see both announcers shake their head that, they do indeed, remember that. Jake turns back to the center of the ring.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: But, this time?
This time I'm going to use everything I have and everything I know, to keep Whitey from getting a weapon in the ring.....
....I will be more than happy to out wrestle this has been talent. I'll be more than happy to beat this new Mick Foley wanna be.
While your at it Whitey, why not watch some Mikey Whipwreck matches, Mike Awesome, Tazz, Terry Funk.....
....try to come up with something that might be useful against me cause I won't be put down without a fight Old Timer!
And I won't let you get your hands on any cheating, filthy, dirty weapons......
I will NOT let Jonas Lee have the satisfaction of seeing me beaten with a chair....
...to see me beaten at all! Because it won't happen and that new pompus GM will just have to deal with it! AS WILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!
Your Whitey Ford will be taken down!
(The fans begin to boo but are quickly stopped and they turn to cheers as......)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: I don't know why you guys are hatin' the player today!
I gave your world champion a win on Revolution last night!
(There is a mixed reaction as fans are happy that Jordan got a win but, very angry that it was due to Jake attacking Whitey Ford.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: Then? As I'm about to get just a little bit of revenge on Jordan? This Jonas Lee character decides to show his face.
(The fans cheer the name of Jonas Lee and his return to the wrestling world and his position in the AWA. Jake Andrews just rolls his eyes.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: I get it. You're all happy about it. Fine. But there's one thing everyone should know. One thing Jonas should know.
I'm not taking crap from anybody. Not Jordan, Not Whitey Ford, not Tim Draven and certainly NOT Jonas Lee.
And what's he going to do? Hit me with a chair? Punch me in the face?
Yeah, he might.... Then I might sue his pants off. I'll sue him, I'll sue the AWA.... I'll own this place and I'll shut it down, just out of spite of all of you!
(The fans boo Jake Andrews as he smiles while looking around the arena.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: But, Jonas has decided to go on a power trip already. Next week?
Next week, I face Whitey Ford in a damned anything goes match!
(The fans cheer, knowing Jake hates these matches and knowing Whitey has taken a new hardcore style and will probably hurt Jake real good.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: You remember what happened last time I was forced into a hardcore match?
I beat the snot out of Crazy Donnie with his own chain! REMEMBER THAT?!
(Jake Andrews looks down at MTMT and Jesse. He leans over the ropes and starts yelling at them without the mic. You see both announcers shake their head that, they do indeed, remember that. Jake turns back to the center of the ring.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: But, this time?
This time I'm going to use everything I have and everything I know, to keep Whitey from getting a weapon in the ring.....
....I will be more than happy to out wrestle this has been talent. I'll be more than happy to beat this new Mick Foley wanna be.
While your at it Whitey, why not watch some Mikey Whipwreck matches, Mike Awesome, Tazz, Terry Funk.....
....try to come up with something that might be useful against me cause I won't be put down without a fight Old Timer!
And I won't let you get your hands on any cheating, filthy, dirty weapons......
I will NOT let Jonas Lee have the satisfaction of seeing me beaten with a chair....
...to see me beaten at all! Because it won't happen and that new pompus GM will just have to deal with it! AS WILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!
Your Whitey Ford will be taken down!
(The fans begin to boo but are quickly stopped and they turn to cheers as......)