Post by Kevin Kash on May 13, 2009 23:37:25 GMT -4
The camera shows "The Suicide Kid" Kevyn Kash sitting in the back stage with a gasoline can and a balled up t-shirt,he looks at the camera and smiles.
Kevyn Kash: "Anthony Jordan,You are pathetic,a pig,a bitch,a shit stain in gordon biggs' underpants, nothing, how you won the awa championship was luck,anyone can beat Jackass Jake, but that will all change monday at anarchy,when i,The Suicidal,Ass Whoopin',Lady Swooning,Charismatic,Icon,Kevyn Kash,defeats you and wins the undisputed title,making me the youngest,at 22!"
Kash looks down at the shirt and unravles it,and makes a disgusted look
Kevyn Kash: ''I am guessing you're wondering why i am holding this abomination to mankind,well before i begin that look around your locker room,are you missing something? Something shiney,valueable,that you have held 3 times?"
Kash then takes a duffle bag and pulls out the AWA undisputed title and puts it over his shoulder
Kevyn Kash:''Thats right,word of advice,never leave your door unlocked,i think this looks great on me,now onto the shirt,as you see it is a 'Role Model' shirt,notice the ugly ass smile,i would not even let my kids wear this atrocity of clothing,that is why i need to modify it."
Kash snorts deeply and spits on the t-shirt,throws it on the floorstomps on it then pours gasoline from the gas can onto the shirt,pulls a match from his pocket out and lights it.
Kevyn Kash: "Jordan, I am going to demonstrate what will happen to your career,after i beat you"
Kash throws the match onto the shirt,witch gets engulfed in flames instantly until the flames go out,Kash then stands on the ashes,the belt still around his shoulder.
Kevyn Kash: "You see,it is simple,your career will burn up and decimate to ash,and i will be there to piss the flames out and stand over the ashes,holding the covoted belt proudly,now Jordan,look at your kids,tell them you can not beat me,because i can snap you like a twig,and look into their eyes,now kids look at your 'daddy' he is not your hero,he is just a washed up old man,who needs to die,and what better way is suicide"
Kevyn laughs maniacly as the camera cuts to black
Kevyn Kash: "Anthony Jordan,You are pathetic,a pig,a bitch,a shit stain in gordon biggs' underpants, nothing, how you won the awa championship was luck,anyone can beat Jackass Jake, but that will all change monday at anarchy,when i,The Suicidal,Ass Whoopin',Lady Swooning,Charismatic,Icon,Kevyn Kash,defeats you and wins the undisputed title,making me the youngest,at 22!"
Kash looks down at the shirt and unravles it,and makes a disgusted look
Kevyn Kash: ''I am guessing you're wondering why i am holding this abomination to mankind,well before i begin that look around your locker room,are you missing something? Something shiney,valueable,that you have held 3 times?"
Kash then takes a duffle bag and pulls out the AWA undisputed title and puts it over his shoulder
Kevyn Kash:''Thats right,word of advice,never leave your door unlocked,i think this looks great on me,now onto the shirt,as you see it is a 'Role Model' shirt,notice the ugly ass smile,i would not even let my kids wear this atrocity of clothing,that is why i need to modify it."
Kash snorts deeply and spits on the t-shirt,throws it on the floorstomps on it then pours gasoline from the gas can onto the shirt,pulls a match from his pocket out and lights it.
Kevyn Kash: "Jordan, I am going to demonstrate what will happen to your career,after i beat you"
Kash throws the match onto the shirt,witch gets engulfed in flames instantly until the flames go out,Kash then stands on the ashes,the belt still around his shoulder.
Kevyn Kash: "You see,it is simple,your career will burn up and decimate to ash,and i will be there to piss the flames out and stand over the ashes,holding the covoted belt proudly,now Jordan,look at your kids,tell them you can not beat me,because i can snap you like a twig,and look into their eyes,now kids look at your 'daddy' he is not your hero,he is just a washed up old man,who needs to die,and what better way is suicide"
Kevyn laughs maniacly as the camera cuts to black
