Post by 'The Solution' Jake Andrews on May 14, 2009 14:41:48 GMT -4
(The camera comes on to see 'The Solution' Jake Andrews standing in a laundry room. He has a white sheet on a counter in front of him and a bottle of 'Tide' next to it.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: Hey guys, Jake here. I'm about to tell you about the newest thing in stain fighting.
Tide, Ultra stain fighter.
What I haver here is a white sheet. You know white, can't get anything on it or it'll never come off.
('The Solution' Jake Andrews holds up the sheet slightly and you see a few brown stains, a green stain, and two red stains.
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: As you can see I have mud, coffee, JR's BBQ sauce, Grass, Red Sauce, and blood.
What I'm about to do is remarkable. I'm going to put some of this amazing new 'Tide' product on the stains.
('The Solution' Jake Andrews takes the cap off and fills it. He begins to put a little of the 'Tide' on each stain. He stops for a second then picks up the whole bottle. He douses the sheet with ever drop of the gallon bottle of 'Tide'.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: This works so great folks that I will take a bottle of it to Anarchy this Monday and have it in my corner!
('The Solution' Jake Andrews grabs the sheet and shoves it in a washer. He grabs a towel and wipes the excess off his hands.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: I know we are busy people so, why bother to wait?
I went ahead and did this same thing hours ago and now? Now it's done!
('The Solution' Jake Andrews takes a sheet out of the dryer next to the washers. He holds it up and shows there are no stains on it. He then drops it and kicks it to the side.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: As you can see, this phenominal product got EVERYTHING out! And that's a good thing! Especially the blood.
I'll definately need this product Tuesday morning to get Whitey's blood out of my clothes.
So, I'll be promoting this on Monday too as I go to my match with Whitey Ford carrying this bottle.
Empty? Yes, but, you'll see the name of this great product and run out to buy it first thing Tuesday morning.
('The Solution' Jake Andrews picks up the empty bottle and holds it up to see the name of it as he smiles like a jackass at the camera as it cuts.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: Hey guys, Jake here. I'm about to tell you about the newest thing in stain fighting.
Tide, Ultra stain fighter.
What I haver here is a white sheet. You know white, can't get anything on it or it'll never come off.
('The Solution' Jake Andrews holds up the sheet slightly and you see a few brown stains, a green stain, and two red stains.
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: As you can see I have mud, coffee, JR's BBQ sauce, Grass, Red Sauce, and blood.
What I'm about to do is remarkable. I'm going to put some of this amazing new 'Tide' product on the stains.
('The Solution' Jake Andrews takes the cap off and fills it. He begins to put a little of the 'Tide' on each stain. He stops for a second then picks up the whole bottle. He douses the sheet with ever drop of the gallon bottle of 'Tide'.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: This works so great folks that I will take a bottle of it to Anarchy this Monday and have it in my corner!
('The Solution' Jake Andrews grabs the sheet and shoves it in a washer. He grabs a towel and wipes the excess off his hands.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: I know we are busy people so, why bother to wait?
I went ahead and did this same thing hours ago and now? Now it's done!
('The Solution' Jake Andrews takes a sheet out of the dryer next to the washers. He holds it up and shows there are no stains on it. He then drops it and kicks it to the side.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: As you can see, this phenominal product got EVERYTHING out! And that's a good thing! Especially the blood.
I'll definately need this product Tuesday morning to get Whitey's blood out of my clothes.
So, I'll be promoting this on Monday too as I go to my match with Whitey Ford carrying this bottle.
Empty? Yes, but, you'll see the name of this great product and run out to buy it first thing Tuesday morning.
('The Solution' Jake Andrews picks up the empty bottle and holds it up to see the name of it as he smiles like a jackass at the camera as it cuts.)
