Post by Whitey Ford on Apr 22, 2010 13:31:23 GMT -4
Ok. So I'm going to assume that all of you know what a dutch oven is. Y'know, fart and trap your significant other under the covers as a form of torture?
Well, I am the king of dutch ovens now.
It was after a night of drinking, and we were laying in bed. She said something that I didn't neccesarily like...can't quite remember what it was, but I did my business and trapped her under the covers. After yelling that she was going to throw up, she elbowed me in the stomach and escaped.
The funny part is...the smell was so bad that in her frenzy to escape, she pissed all over the sheets. ;D
Its disgusting, its cruel, and its hilarious. My ass smells so bad that it has the power to make people lose control of their bladder.
That is all. Thought you'd appreciate that.
Well, I am the king of dutch ovens now.
It was after a night of drinking, and we were laying in bed. She said something that I didn't neccesarily like...can't quite remember what it was, but I did my business and trapped her under the covers. After yelling that she was going to throw up, she elbowed me in the stomach and escaped.
The funny part is...the smell was so bad that in her frenzy to escape, she pissed all over the sheets. ;D
Its disgusting, its cruel, and its hilarious. My ass smells so bad that it has the power to make people lose control of their bladder.
That is all. Thought you'd appreciate that.
