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Post by AWA.com on May 25, 2010 9:08:20 GMT -4
On Monday 21st June 2010 a very special addition of Anarchy will air
You are invited to attend the event of the year...
The Wedding of Ms Angela Jordan and Mr Michael John Windsor
Monday Night Anarchy Card
(MAIN EVENT) *Non-Title Tornado Tag Team Match* (If the champions lose, whoever pins them get a championship match at AfterShock) AWA World Tag Team Champions "Team USCW" Ripper and Whitey Ford w/Anthony Jordan vs. "The C.I.A" Crazy Donnie and Crazy Carey w/Crazy Bill and Chris O'Neal vs. "The New Connection" James Lucas and Sid Manzen w/Khris Heaven and "The Bitch" Miss Clementine
(Last Man Standing Match) The Enforcer w/Sheldon Reese vs. Hardcore Fred
(One on One 15 Minute Time Limit Match) *Falls Count Anywhere* Justin Voss vs. Blade Hart
(Hardcore Tag Team Match) Slam II w/David Slam Sr. and Chris O'Neal vs. Jonas Lee and Extreme Monsta
*Also, what kind of antics will The Aussie Icon Croc have in store for the AWA?*
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Post by AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven on Jun 21, 2010 13:17:14 GMT -4
The evening began with a Hardcore Tag Team Match. Slam II was teamed up with Chris O'Neal to take on the unlikely team of Jonas Lee and Extreme Monsta. Right out of the gates, Jonas Lee complained about being put in a hardcore tag team match, but he also added that if he needed to be in the match, he was glad he was teamed with Extreme Monsta....Jonas Lee started the match with Chris O'Neal. These two men weren't strangers to one another as they had many heated matches over the years. In this match, Chris O'Neal and Slam II kept tagging each other in and out of the match, which really wore down Jonas Lee. Extreme Monsta managed to reach over the ropes and make a BLIND TAG....he came in the ring and cleared house. After a while, Slam II and Chris O'Neal started to get the upper hand on Extreme Monsta....he reached out to tag in Jonas Lee, but Jonas Lee dropped off the ring apron and walked away, leaving Extreme Monsta all alone. Inside the ring, Chris O'Neal hit a black out....Slam II locked in a submission move....Extreme Monsta was out so the referee raised Monsta's arm three times....each time, the arm dropped to the mat.
Winners: Slam II and Chris O'Neal
After the match, Slam II and Chris O'Neal were pounding beers together inside the ring. Slam II said it was fun teaming with a legend like Chris O'Neal....out of nowhere, James Lucas, Sid Manzen and Tyson Bronx all entered the ring. James Lucas and Sid Manzen teamed up to beat the shit out of Chris O'Neal while Tyson Bronx leveled Slam II with The Knock Out Punch From Hell. Inside the ring, James Lucas, Sid Manzen and Tyson Bronx stood with their arms raised in the air, feeling pretty good about the night being a New Connection night. *
* In the back, MJ was getting ready for his wedding. Timothy Draven was standing there with him, helping him get ready. They were watching the monitor, seeing what happened inside the ring. MJ and Timothy Draven both smiled, liking the fact that The New Connection was still looking strong, even after all these months together. *
* The next match was a one on one, 15 minute time limit match between Justin Voss and Blade Hart. These two men were very similar in their styles. In the BWA and CWA, Justin Voss was always looked at as an underdog. In the AWA Chaos Brand, Blade Hart was also the underdog all the time. These two men might be smaller in size, but their heart and passion for wrestling is more than many in the wrestling business. These two men put on one amazing show for the fans. For the entire 15 minutes, both men went back and forth with each other. Never once did either guy get the upper hand. The match was fast paced for the entire 15 minutes. There were a lot of high flying moves and a lot of submission attempts....however, 15 minutes just would not be enough time for these two men. The bell finally rang and the match was called a "No Contest". These two men shook hands, really enjoying the battle they had. The fans all stood to their feet, clapped, and started chanting "one more match". *
Winner: No Contest
* In the back, Anthony Jordan was inside Team USCW's locker room, looking extremely upset about this evening. Ripper told AJ to relax, it wasn't THAT big of a deal. Whitey Ford offered AJ a beer, but of course, AJ refused the beer. AJ told Ripper and Whitey to make sure they kicked butt in the main event. Seeing them win would help make him feel better. *
* Wow, the next match was awesome. A last man standing match between bitter rivals, The Enforcer and the Chaos World Champion, Hardcore Fred. This match was a non title match, which was alright with The Enforcer. He just wanted to get his hands on Hardcore Fred. The Enforcer, who had Sheldon Reese in his corner, found out some surprising news, as did everyone else. Sheldon Reese grabbed a microphone and before the match began, made a shocking announcement that would change the AfterShock main event. Sheldon Reese said he knew people wanted him to come back and wrestle again, but with his busy acting career, and with his very active "love life" (he used the term very loosely) he did not have time to wrestle anymore....but he was back in the AWA....TO MANAGE The Enforcer back to the top of the business. Sheldon Reese made the announcement that The Enforcer would be taking Sheldon Reese's spot in the main event match at AfterShock....as for the match, this match was great with Hardcore Fred looking like he was about to take out The Enforcer....Hardcore Fred picked The Enforcer up in the air and bodyslammed him. Out of nowhere, Hardcore Fred dropped. Standing behind him was Sheldon Reese who was holding a pair of brass knuckles. The Enforcer got to his feet, lifted a lifeless Hardcore Fred back up and then knocked him back to the ground with The Punch Heard Around The World. The referee made a ten count and The Enforcer picked up the big, but tainted, win. *
Winner: The Enforcer w/Sheldon Reese
* After the match though, things got crazy as THE AUSSIE ICON CROC entered the ring and CROCKICKED The Enforcer, and then the referee....Croc and Sheldon Reese looked at one another, but Sheldon Reese slowly backed away, not wanting to get into things with Croc on this night. *
*In the back, Angela Jordan was getting ready for the wedding. *
*Just before the main event was about to start, Mr. Timothy Draven walked into TEAM USCW's lockerroom and made a shocking announcement. He let Team USCW know that after the main event, TEAM USCW WAS BANNED FROM THE ARENA....and, he let them know that there would be hundreds of security around the entire arena, keeping them from getting in. Timothy Draven left. Anthony Jordan looked annoyed. Team USCW walked out of their lockerroom when suddenly, Anthony Jordans eyes almost fell out of his head. Walking down the hallway, all dressed up was none other than Anthony Jordans mother and father. He walked up to them and asked them what they were doing. They said they were there to see their daughter get married to the love of her life. Anthony Jordan expressed his unhappiness with this entire situation. AJ's father told AJ he needed to stop acting like this and move on with his life. *
* The main event was off the wall, out of control. These six men were, Ripper, Whitey Ford, Crazy Donnie, Crazy Carey, James Lucas and Sid Manzen were all over the place, doing everything in their power to destroy one another. Just when you thought things couldn't get any crazier, they would....these six men had no problems putting their bodies on the line and at many times throughout the match, they did exactly that. Toward the end, James Lucas hit The Worlds Deadliest Finisher on Ripper. Crazy Bill jumped up on the ring apron. The referee ran over to him. Chris O'Neal slid in the ring and hit a huge BLACKOUT on James Lucas. Crazy Donnie quickly dropped an arm on Ripper. Crazy Bill pointed to the pinfall. The referee dropped down and made the three count, giving The C.I.A an AWA World Tag Team Championship match in the future. *
Winners: The C.I.A
* Just like Mr. Timothy Draven said....as soon as the match was over....about 25 security guards came down to the ring and escorted TEAM USCW out of the building. It was now time for the Wedding between MJ Windsor and Angela Jordan. MJ Windsor stood in the ring with Mr. Timothy Draven standing next to him as his "best man"....Angela Jordan came out with her mother and father, arm and arm. They entered the ring. Angela Jordans father grabbed a microphone and said he needed to say something about this wedding. The fans began to cheer a little. They were all hoping to hear Mr. Jordan let MJ know how wrong he was for his daughter....however, that would not happen. Instead, Angela Jordans father hugged MJ Windsor and told him he was proud to call him "son" and welcomed MJ into the family with open arms. Mr. Jordan then added that he was a little disappointed in his biological son, Anthony, for being so "soft" about things. Mr. Jordan said that AJ should be happy for his sister and welcome MJ as his brother-in-law.
Finally, the preist began the service. MJ and Angela both said their vows. They exchanged rings, they both said their "I Do's" and then, it happened....the priest told MJ he could kiss his bride. MJ grabbed Angela and gave her the kiss seen around the world. The priest stood there and made the biggest announcement in AWA history....
Priest: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN....I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE FOR THE FIRST TIME-
SUPERKICK FROM TIMOTHY DRAVEN....Timothy Draven pulled out his custom made, diamond studded microphone....
Mr. Timothy Draven: Some priest is not getting the honor of doing this. MJ, you are my son....Angela, that means you are now my daughter....so, I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE FOR THE FIRST TIME....MR. AND MRS. MICHAEL JOHN WINDSORRRRRRRRR!
*Angela and MJ kiss once again. Wedding music plays again as Anarchy went off the air. *
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