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Post by Whitey Ford on May 18, 2009 18:50:43 GMT -4
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month.  |
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Post by AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven on May 18, 2009 19:44:17 GMT -4
I love that joke. What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese!  Wow, I'm kinda drunk! |
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Post by AWA Staff on May 19, 2009 9:08:00 GMT -4
Where did the dead duck go after it died?
Into the stomach of the wolf that ate him.
FTW!
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Post by Kevin Kash on May 19, 2009 15:10:25 GMT -4
what is black and white and black and white and black and white then black then white and is crying like a bitch?
a penguin rolling down a hill
what is black and white and laughing?
the penguin thet pushed him
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Post by SLAM II on May 19, 2009 15:29:40 GMT -4
a man and woman were riding down the road, the woman stripped for the man, and then she pulled off his pants and shoes. She began to give him a blowjob, which the man enjoyed so much that he wrecked into a tree pinning him in the car. The woman got free and told him she would go look for help, andin doign so he grabbed his shoes covered her twat then went running through the woods.
she came upon a farmer yelling at him, "I need help my boyfriend is stuck!"
the farmer looked down at the shoes coverign her twat and grunted, "Miss if he is in that far I dont think i can help!"
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Post by Whitey Ford on May 19, 2009 16:09:55 GMT -4
Hahaha! Exalt.
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Post by SLAM II on May 19, 2009 16:27:34 GMT -4
A actor was asking the director on how he could make the upcoming fight scene better. the director looked around and saw a biker with his woman on the back of the bike, he grinned, "Tell that biker that his woman is a ugly bitch"
The actor looked at the biker who was a huge man, "i cant do that he will really kick my ass". The director shook his head, "Nah it will go great in the movie"
So the cameras rolled and the actor walked up to the biker, "You got one ugly bitch on the back of that bike!"
the biker turned to look at his woman, "I told you so"
got another one....
a marine, navy seal, army ranger, and green beret were sitting in the woods around a camp fire bragging about how good they were.
Marine: "The marines are so good we can kill a man with our bare hands! A marine is worth 10 men"
Navy Seal: "A navy seal is so good we can sneak into anywhere! A navy seal is worth 50 men!"
Army Ranger: "A army ranger can use any gun put before us! Plus we are excellent marksmen! A army ranger is worth a 100 men!"
this whole time the green beret says nothing, just goes about standing over the hot fire stirring the boiling pork'n'beans with his dick
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Post by Whitey Ford on May 20, 2009 15:22:25 GMT -4
....smite.
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Post by AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven on May 20, 2009 17:56:17 GMT -4
How do you make a clown frown?
Hit the mother fucker in the face with an ax!
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Post by Kevin Kash on May 20, 2009 19:53:47 GMT -4
how do you make a mime scream,an onion cry,and give freddy kruger nightmares?
show them aj's dick
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Post by Anthony Jordan on May 20, 2009 21:54:39 GMT -4
Seeing something that magnificent would destroy those not ready to handle it. It's like looking at God.
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Post by AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven on May 20, 2009 21:56:42 GMT -4
What'd the snail say when it got on the turtles back?
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
come on....get the mental image....it'll make you laugh!
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Post by Kevin Kash on May 20, 2009 22:15:22 GMT -4
ha
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Post by 'The Solution' Jake Andrews on May 21, 2009 9:40:17 GMT -4
A man and wife were killed in an auto accident. They both are standing at the pearly gates. The wife turns to the husband.
Wife: Here we are together again.
Husband: Fuck that, the deal was til death, bitch!
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Post by AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven on May 21, 2009 22:35:15 GMT -4
Haha, thats funny shit Jake.
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