It's go time!

[AWA Staff]

**Shipping up to Boston plays and the fans give a mixed reaction as Conner O'Shea steps out. He's wearing a pair of green cargo shorts and has on a black shirt with a celtic shamrock stabbing a heart. **

MTMT
Not sure here what Conner is about now. Does he love the people? Hate the people?

Jesse
Let's say he hates them, like he should, and call it a night!

**He stomps to the ring and slides in under the ropes. He heads to the corner and jumps onto the second turnbuckle. He puts his arms out, moving then randomly in a smooth motion, pointing to the fans. He jumps off and in mid air turns. He lands facing the opposing corner. He goes and does the same thing in the other corner. Jumping down, he reaches through the ropes and takes a mic. The music cuts as he bounces off the ropes, runs to the other ropes, bounces off then takes a few huge steps to a stop.**

Conner O'Shea
Well, I sure as hell had a fun time at Anarchy. Screwing Enforcer, beatin the piss out of Johnny London.....

**Conner O'Shea looks around at the fans acting like he didn't say that.**

MTMT
Is he the one that beat up one of our guys at the begining of Anarchy?

Jesse
Sounds that way. I might like this guy after all!

**Conner O'Shea looks down and scratches his head. He looks back up and continues.**

Conner O'Shea
But, if there is one thing I regret, It's not goin out there and beatin the piss outta that whiny prick, MJ Windsor!

**The fans boo the name of Windsor and Conner shakes his head with a frown on his face, regretting the moment he missed**

Conner O'Shea
But, that's not the big picture. No no! The big picture is Aftershock, this Sunday. When I step into the ring with a 10 pound stoner and a 10 foot boner! Kerry Karson and The Enforcer!

**The fans boo both men as they are taking a liking to Conner O'Shea and his 'screw all' attitude.**

Conner O'Shea
Three men will enter, one man will walk out as the number one contender to Anthony Jordan's title!

**The fans begin to cheer their World Champion**

Conner O'Shea
AND IT'LL BE ME!

**Conner got that in just before the cheers got to loud.**

MTMT
Conner just might pull through and beat these two men. And Lemme tell you, from previous wars with the Draven's, The Enforcer is not a man to take lightly and it looks as though Conner is doing just that

Jesse Ventura
Of course you can't take him lightly. He's 500 POUNDS! A beast!

**Conner O'Shea decides to lean into one of the turnbuckles as he raises his mic.**

Conner O'Shea
This Sunday, this Drunken Irish bastard is going to become the number one contender. After that? I'll stomp past anyone I gotta stomp past to get to that title. Sons of bitches will be tryin to take me down. Prove they are better than the man with the title shot. I'll be damned if that's gonna happen round here! CAUSE IT WON'T! Ladies, Gentlemen and pricks in the back- IT'S GO TIME!

**The fans cheer as Conner tosses the mic into the center of the ring. He turns and pulls himself up on the second turnbuckle as he taunts and yells at the fans as they start to cheer louder. It doesn't last though.** (anyone can take it)

[Whitey Ford]

::The cheers do not only continue, but magnify as "Whitey" starts to play over the PA system. O'Shea doesn't know what to make of the intrusion, as he's had limited exposure to the eccentric co-number one contender to the Undisputed Title. Ford steps out onto the stage, wearing blue jeans and a black T-shirt with a dusty green shamrock on the front. Obviously, both men are proud of their heritage. In one hand is a microphone, which is normal in these confrontations...but his other arm carries a ladder! The fans are still cheering as Whitey props the ladder up on the stage, patting it lovingly before addressing O'Shea as his music dies out.::

Whitey Ford: Conner O'Shea. A fellow irishmen like myself...and you really must be a badass, because you beat up Johnny London and Enforcer. Because I mean...c'mon, obviously those two are the TRUE top contenders in the AWA.

MTMT: Ouch

Whitey Ford: I don't really understand why you think it makes you great to be fighting guys like that. It'd be like me entering OVW and mowing through the ranks, only to proclaim myself the greatest wrestler in the world. I am not that, however...I can tell you that my match at Aftershock just may be a bit more challenging than yours. I have to go through Anthony Jordan, Jake Andrews, and Kevyn Kash. To be honest with you, your match against Kerry Karson and Enforcer pales in comparison to just about anything I've done.

::This draws a mixed reaction from the crowd, who aren't sure how to take Whitey giving O'Shea problems. O'Shea, however, looks ready to back up his words of being a badass, sitting on the second rope and motioning for Whitey to come down to the ring. Ford just flashes a grin and waves away the notion.::

Whitey Ford: Oh, fuckit. I'm sorry, Conner, I didn't mean to come out here and run you down...right away, that is. You made some pretty boastful statements a few minutes ago, like how your going to become the champion once your become number one contender. Thats a problem, buddy; since I'm going to beat AJ for the first time in my career and take his Undisputed title, your chances of becomeing a champion are looking to be pretty slim.

Jesse Ventura: Every time Whitey goes to fight AJ, he always loses. I don't understand why he always assumes he's going to win.

MTMT: He just won't give up on the dream of beating him, Jesse.

Jesse Ventura: A dream. Thats all that it is, and thats all that it will be.

Whitey Ford: I've always been pretty bad at transitioning from one point of conversation to the other, so lets cut to the point of this here trusty, sturdy body-breaker known as a 'ladder' in laymans terms.

MTMT: No shit. Thats what its called?

::The fans cheer as Whitey motions towards the ladder.::

Whitey Ford: I'd decided that with my new contract stipulation passing...meaning every match that I'm in is an anything goes match...I'm going to be using this ladder not only to take the title from AJ...but to keep people like you from taking it from me. Call me an untalented hack, but I've done my time wrestling techincal and brawling...and the most effective way to keep an opponent down is to beat him with a blunt object.

::Whitey seems to catch himself, and shrugs his shoulders, pointing down at the ring to O'Shea.::

Whitey Ford: Listen, you seem like a decent guy. That 'I don't give a fuck' attitude is great, it really is. So here's a challenge for you...since you seem like you want to fight as much as I do. The Anarchy after Aftershock...whether I win the title or not, which I will...me and you in a hardcore match of YOUR choosing...just to prove that I'm not fucking around. What do you say, you drunk prick?

[AWA Staff]

**The fans cheer as Conner O'Shea looks up at Whitey and the ladder.**

MTMT
What will Conner say?

Jesse
He'll say, 'I have no problem fighting you, to bad it's not for the title cause, you probably won't win!'

MTMT
Stop that!

**Conner O'Shea looks around at the crowd, then shrugs his shoulders.**

Conner O'Shea
Ok, so I beat the piss outta Johnny London....who cares? I do cause it was fun! And this Sunday? Honestly? Looks to be a snore fest. At least Karson vs Enforcer is a snore fest. That's why they put this irish prick in it. Come to think of it, the two most important matches at the PPV, the number one contender match and the World Title match, both have a drunk, irish, ass beatin bastard in it!

**The fans cheer the two irish fighters who are looking up/down the entrance way, at each other.**

Conner O'Shea
But, you want to fight me in a DQ match on Monday? That's fine with me but, there's only one thing. WHEN you win the gold, it won't be for the title. Not yet! See Whitey, I'm a man of honor, a man of principle....hell basically, I'm a man that likes to have fun! And takin that title from you a day after you had a grueling match, wouldn't be fun. So, on Monday, it'll be two drunken pricks, one on one. And I choose? Then I choose...... CASKET MATCH!

**The fans cheer**

Conner O'Shea
NO NO! AMBULANCE MATCH!

**The fans cheer more. They don't care what match, they just want to see these two men fight.**

Conner O'Shea
NEIGH! I want an INFERNO MATCH!

MTMT
I don't think Conner knows what he wants!

Jesse
Then, how about we don't see them fight. I don't need weapons flying around out here. Can't we see MJ Windsor instead? He fights fair, without weapons.

**Conner looks around with a smirk on his face as each match gets more rediculous. Finally he looks up at Whitey**

Conner O'Shea
After I'm done with Dope and the Rope on Sunday, and you're done takin that gold, You and me? We gonna meet right in the middle of this ring. You bring what you want..... We gonna have a good ol' bar room brawl! We'll have a brawl with anything we want. Then? When it's done? We go hit the bar room and get shitfaced. Celebrating the title reign of WHITEY FORD!


**The fans cheer loudly as Conner and Whitey both stare at each other. Whitey starts to nod his head as he grins. He points to the shamrock on his shirts as Conner slams his fist across his chest and points up to Ford**