Monday Night Anarchy (6.8.09)

[AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven]

(Main Event)
-AWA Undisputed World Championship Match-
"The Role Model" Anthony Jordan(c)
vs.
Kerry Karson
Special Guest Referee: The Virus Ripper

-Two on Two-
-Tornado Tag Team Rules Apply-
MJ Windsor and Jake Andrews
vs.
Connor O'Shea and The Enforcer

-One on One-
-Hardcore Rules Apply-
Whitey Ford
vs.
Kevyn Kash

[AWA.com]

The fans explode as Anarchy hits the air. The theme music is abruptly cut and 'Devour' plays. The fans quickly change their excitement and cheers into dissaproval and jeers for 'The Solution' Jake Andrews. He heads to the ring and climbs in as the music stops.

Jake Andrews
Tonight in this very ring, your Solution will be teaming up with the 2nd best wrestler in the world. And while second place isn't winning, it sure is close. But, he will never equal what Jake Andrews can do now! Tonight, We are going to have a Tornado Tag Team match against some lame brawler and a two bit over sized moron that I've already helped beat the crap out of. But, that's not why I'm out here. I'm out here because, once again, I was screwed over at a pay-per view. I want to demand justice and demand that Jordan is stripped of the title and it's awarded to Ripper. Then, when he chokes, I'm going to take it back!


Jake Andrews is stopped by MJW strutting out. He stands at the stage and has a mic

MJW
Jake, I don't know who the hell you think you are! I just want to let you know though that we might be a team tonight but, you are a member of Jonas Lee's roster and there WILL be a point in time that I leave you laying, praying you would die to end your pain and suffering! But tonight, lets jsut get through this without you costing me my match. Getting pinned by some schmuck like I've seen MANY times before!


Jake Andrews and MJW stare at each other.

**Commercials**


'Immortal' hits and the fans begin to boo. Kevyn Kash steps out with a stop sign in his hands. He holds it high then heads to the ring. Kash sets the sign on the apron and pushes it in. He slides in and places it in the corner as 'Whitey' plays. The fans turn to cheers as Whitey Ford comes out with a trash can full of weapons. Whitey plays to the fans a little bit before climbing in the ring. As he steps through the ropes, Kash attacks him. He gives Whitey a knee to the face and it sends him to the floor on the outside. Kash doesn't want to let Whitey get his hands on a weapon so, when he slides out, he throws places the trash can over the guardrail, hiding it from him. Kash turns and gets speared right into the railing. Whitey grabs his head and gets him up and nails Kash with a a Fuji finger thrust into his throat. The fans cheer as Whitey turns and notices the trash can is gone. Kash starts to use the corner post to get up, holding his throat and catching his breath. Whitey grabs the stop sign from inside the ring and swings the thin in a 180, as smashes it across Kash's head on the the ring post. Kash drops as a fans throws the trash can back over the railing. Whitey slaps him a high five then picks up a crowbar. He holds it in a fashion that it lays on his fore arm and drops with it hitting Kash's head. Whitey drops it and manages to roll Kash into the ring and follows him with a crutch. Kash is starting to bleed as Whitey gets in. He starts to motion to Kash to get to his feet as Kash is trying to pull himself up. Whitey swings the crutch. Kevyn Kash ducks and grabs whitey for a neck breaker but, Whitey gets out and swings the crutch, hitting Kash in the ribs. Kash drops to his knees in pain as Whitey climbs out of the ring and pulls a table out from under. He slides it in then goes and sets it up near the corner. Whitey gets Kash into the corner and starts to throw punches into his ribs. He turns Kash around and sits him on the top turnbuckle, facing the crowd. Whitey climbs up backwards so they are back to back. The fans gasp as Whitey sets him up in a crucifix position. He jumps and they crash through the table with a brutal backtoss piledriver. The fans are chanting

"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT"

Whitey makes the pin on the pieces of the table as the ref counts.

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2

3


You can hear a slow clapping as the fans and camera see Conner O'Shea on the tron. Whitey gets to his feet and leans forward agaisnt the ropes, watching.

Conner O'Shea
You did good out there Whitey. You took him out like you took out that keg the other night at the bar. But, do not take my comments and friendly actions as a friendship. You and me? We're gonna step into that ring. Jonas Lee will have no choice but to put us in a ladder match match with an AWA Title Shot contract hanging high in the air. You know, everyone has a price and Jonas will make this match for us!

Whitey makes gestures for Conner to come on out and look him in the eyes to tell him he's ready to fight.


**Commercials**



(Almost forget I have an errand to run before work....I'll have it done for you guys by 5pm)

[AWA.com]

AWA Officials are seen backstage in a mob of anarchy. The camera gets closer to see MJ Windsor beating the snot out of Draven's right hand man, Crazy Donnie, with a piece of lead pipe. Donnie tries fighting back as blood is running into his eyes. Finally, Anthony Jordan runs in and pulls MJ Windsor away. MJ Windsor grins at a bloody Donnie as he storms away leaving Jordan 5 feet behind him.

Back in the ring, The Enforcer stands as Shipping Up To Boston plays. The fans cheer as Conner O'Shea stomps out and right to the ring. He slides in and gets right in the Enforcer's face..kind of. Conner looks up and stares into Enforcer's eyes and says something before he gets up on a turnbuckle and starts yelling at the fans to get louder.

Devour plays and everything turns around. The fans hate Jake Andrews but, that doesn't stop him from coming out with that cocky grin on his face. He struts down to the ring with carefree strides and rolls right under the ropes. He stands agaisnt the ropes watching Conner and Enforcer.

Big Ego hits and the fans keep booing. They start to settle as they don't see MJ Windsor. Jake looks up to the entrance area confused that MJ Windsor isn't here after just seeing him backstage. Conner O'Shea doesn't care as he runs up behind Jake and shoves him over the ropes and to the floor. Conner grabs the top rope and jumps over, landing on his feet. He picks up Jake Andrews and starts to throw rights and lefts into Jake's face, head and body in a sloppy manner. Conner takes Jake by the back of the head and starts yelling at him as he smashes his head down on the steel stairs. He pulls Jake's head back up and does it again. The fans cheer as he slams Jake's face into the steel stairs one more time and then push him off to the side.

Everyone's attention turns to the Entrance area as 'Big Ego' plays again. Once again, no MJ Windsor. Suddenly, you see MJ climb over the rail with that pipe and into the ring behind The Enofrcer. He bounces off the ropes and comes back, hitting Enforcer in the back of the head with the pipe. The Enforcer tumbles over the ropes and falls to the floor. Windsor goes out after Conner O'Shea. O'Shea is ready as he manages to kick MJ in the mid-section. Jake Andrews grabs Conner's legs and causes him to fall. MJ Windsor looks at Jake who is getting to his feet and pulls back the lead pipe. CRACK! The pipe lands right between Jake's eyes as he falls in an instant, looking to be out cold. Conner gets to his feet as MJ turns. Conner goes for a huge clothesline that MJ Windsor ducks. Conner had the momentum to pin himself in a 360 as MJ Windsor drops the pipe and in less than a second, nails the Ego Trip on Conner O'Shea.

MJ Windsor grabs Jake and puts his hand over Conner's as the ref has to make the count.

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2
3

Devour plays as MJ Windsor picks up his pipe and walks over to where Enforcer is getting back up. He pulls back and slams the pip across his face. Enforcer falls backwards as blood starts to run from his nose. MJ Windsor then grabs the top of the steel steps and places them upright over Enoforcer's face. MJ Windsor takes a chair and smacks it across the steps as many times as he can before Enforcer can get out from under them.

Finally, officials come and break it up as 99 Problems plays. The fans go wild as The Chosen GM, Jonas Lee comes out. He has a mic in hand as the music stops. MJ Windsor is being forced up the ramp but, he stops as Jonas starts to speak.

Jonas Lee
Daaaayyyyyum. I never saw someone take care of a man that big, so quickly. Impressive? yes. Impressed? no! You are trying to threaten me? The GM? The Chosen GM? Telling me you'll take out my entire roster? You gotta learn somethin Windsor. THis show? This show is mine! Not yours Windsor. I don't like what you're doin and I'm gonna end it next week. It'll be MJ Windsor against Conner O'Shea in AWA's first ever four posts of hell match. Windsor, hanging high in one corner there will be a baseball bat. Another, a big, thick chain that my brother got me. It fell off a truck. No other questions about it!
Another corner will have a bag of thumbtacks and the final corner? Your little, tiny lead pipe.


Jonas holds his thumb and pointer finger very close together as he chuckles, knowing he just insulted MJ Windsor in a 'small package' joke.


Backstage you see Kerry Karson talking to a few women that work backstage. He is obviously hitting on them as his music can be heard.

Woman
Shouldn't you be out there?

Karson listens and realizes he's next. He darts out the door and heads for the ring.


**Commercials**



Kerry Karson is in the ring as his music stops. Switchback hits and the fans give a bad reaction to the man who stole 'The Role Model's' championship title. Ripper comes out wearing a ref shirt and carrying Jordan's title over his shoulder. He slides into the ring and stand waiting for Jordan so the match can start.

Even Flow hits and the fans erupt with cheers. The AWA undisputed world champion steps out and makes his way down to the ring. He walks around and takes a mic before climbing up the stairs and through the ropes. The music stops.

Jordan
I don't appreciate the way that Ripper is told to come out here and be a part of this and he won't even show his face!

Jordan looks over at Karson who looks puzzled as he points to 'The Ref' Jordan then looks at him.

Jordan
What? No no, Ripper is not a referee. This is a ref. Ripper is not a ref. Look, he even has the title for referee of the decade. Ripper does not!

Karson starts looking like he's freaking out, not knowing what the hell is going on here.


The bell rings as Karson approaches Jordan in a very cautious way. Jordan goes for a lock up but Karson slides between his legs and stands behind him. Jordan looks at the ref telling him that Karson isn't playing fair. 'The Ref' Ripper shrugs his shoulders. Again, Jordan goes for a lock up and Karson slides under his legs. This time when he gets to his feet, Jordan turns and hits a clothesline. 'The Ref' warns Jordan about a closed fist. The fans start to boo Ripper 'The Ref' because it's a bad call.

Jordan gets Karson to his feet and swings him up for 'The Perfect Example' However, before he can drop Karson, Ripper 'The Ref' yanks Karson's feet and Jordan loses his hold on him. Jordan has no clue what 'The Ref' did. Jordan goes for Karson who kicks him in the mid section and then starts with a few stiff European Uppercuts. He runs off the ropes and comes back with a flying crossbody that actually gets Jordan off his feet. Ripper goes for a count

1,2

Jordan kicks out of the fast count and gets right to his feet quickly. He tosses Karson into the corner. Jordan runs at him and Karson puts his feet up and hits Jordan. Jordan stumbles back as Karson jumps and sits on the top turnbuckle. Jordan turns and runs up the corner locking up with Karson and nailing a belly to belly superplex. Jordan rolls over and jumps to his feet as he goes to Karson and puts him in an armbar. The ref checks Karson. Ripper 'The Ref' starts to tap Jordan and gets him off Karson. Jordan gets to his feet and raises his hands high. Ripper 'The Ref' puts his arms down and explains that Jordan was choking Karson with his leg. Jordan rolls his eyes and gets back to Karson when Ripper 'The Ref' warns Jordan about something. Karson gets up and grabs Jordan, trying to throw him over the ropes. Ripper 'The Ref' grabs Jordan's leg and the two men toss him over. Ripper 'The Ref' starts a count.

1,2,3,4,5,6

Jordan slides in quick before the count got any faster. Jordan looks angry now as he starts to confront Ripper 'The Ref' Karson grabs Jordan by the shoulder and spins him around. Jordan nails him hard with his fist and twists him up and over his head ready for 'The Perfect Example' He nails it while starring right at 'The Ref' Jordan goes for the pin.

Ripper 'The Ref' kneels down as slow as possbile and makes the count.

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3.


Ripper had no real choice but to bring his hand down for the third time. Even Flow hits as Ripper slides out of the ring and grabs the AWA Undisputed World Championship. He hoists it over his shoulder and heads up the ramp. Jordan points back to himself with his thumbs as the fans cheer his victory. He looks up the ramp just as Ripper gets the ref shirt off and tosses it. Jordan sees Ripper standing there with his title and looks angry that he finally showed up, now that the match is over. Both men stare each other down as Anarchy goes off the air.