Chance of a Lifetime

[Anthony Jordan]

*The crowd goes wild as Pearl Jam's "Even Flow" hits. The AWA Undisputed World Champion walks out onto the ramp without his title belt as Ripper took it at Aftershock. Still "The Role Model" is all smiles as he does a celebratory "Running Man" on the top of the ramp before walking down the ramp.*

MTMT: "Some say he was lucky to escape with his title. Others say Whitey got burned by the very rules he demanded to have. We all agree that the title match at Aftershock gave us more questions than answers. Namely, why did Ripper do what he did?"

Ventura: "Ripper is the true 'Hardcore Madman.' I bet he was sick of Ford ruining the art of hardcore wrestling."

*Clad in a Connection T-shirt, 1a pair of khakis and some battle scars, Jordan slaps hands with a few fans on his way down to the ring. He rolls under the bottom rope and walks to Miss Taylor to request her microphone, which she gives. Jordan then plays to the fans for a few seconds by hoping up onto the middle rope.*

MTMT: "And no rest for the weary as the Undisputed World Champion must heal quickly and move on to defend against Kerry Karson."

Ventura: "Despite whatever you think about him, and my feelings are ambivilant, at best, I must say this is a lot of defenses for a champion. He's coming up on his third in less than a month and a half."

MTMT: "AWA certainly isn't short on challengers."

*"Even Flow" soon cuts off as Jordan walks to the middle of the ring and lifts up his microphone.*

Jordan: "It was not always pretty, but I did what I said I was going to do. I walked into a hardcore match with a bullseye on me and three challengers aiming for it, and I walked out AWA Undisputed World Champion!"

*The fans cheer as Jordan gives his goofy grin.*

Jordan: "While that is a good thing, a lot of people find it to be quite incomplete due to the interference of Ripper."

*The crowd boos as Jordan nods.*

Jordan: "But it was a hardcore match, and who asked for that? I certainly did not. The fact of the matter is that Whitey Ford got everything he wanted, and it backfired. Sure, Ripper's interference was huge, but it was just as debilitating as a bat to the skull or being thrown through a table. It was also just as legal. Whitey, I know this is hard for you to accept, but let me soften the blow by saying that all you have to do to get a title match is just ask."

*The fans go wild at the prospects of Jordan/Ford II.*

MTMT: "That'd be a huge match!"

Jordan: "After you work your way back up the ladder and earn a title shot.*

*The fans instantly boo as Jordan gives his goofy grin.*

Ventura: "HAHA, I love it!"

Jordan: "But you are old business, so let me move on to new business. That new business being the newest number one contender, Kerry Karson."

*The fans boo Karson.*

Jordan: "If you have any functioning brain cells left, then you better realize that I am in a much bigger league than the Enforcer and Conner O'Shea. You barely got by them. Congratulations for being the best ant, but you just stepped into the land of the titans. What got you a win at Aftershock would do little more than annoy me. All your drug use might dull they pain they can dish out, but there is not a chemist in the world who has devised a substance strong enough to ward off the pain I deal. After one Suplex from me, you will be sobered up very quickly."

*The fans cheer as Jordan smirks.*

Jordan: "But you are small potatoes compared to the special guest referee, Ripper."

*The fans again boo as Jordan looks around.*

Jordan: "By your actions at Aftershock, I am willing to say that you are close to letting your grudge against me go. I understand that old habits die hard, so I will make this deal for you: if you come out here and return my belt, then I will forgive your attack at Aftershock and allow you to be on Team Jordan. You will not be in the Connection, mind you, but you will be supporting the most powerful force in this industry. Join the winning team, and we will walk into Revolution as a force. Karson has his back up, so you can be mine. Sounds like a good deal to me. What do you say?"

*The fans give a mixed reaction as Jordan turns to the ramp and awaits Ripper's reply.*

[SLAM II]

It isn't Ripper's music playing on the pa-system as Jordan hoped, instead "Spies" by the Kottonmouth Kings blasts over the pa-system. The crowd boos loudly as the stoner team 'The Rookies' Karson and Hydro come walking out onto the ramp.[/color]

-MTMT- "Last night these two men cheated their way to the top, pulling a very unexpected win from Conner O'Shea and the big man Enforcer, who I've heard is one very angry giant"

-Jesse Ventura- "I just don't understand why, Karson got the win over O'Shea! He put him to sleep!"

Karson who is wearing his new brand of t-shirt "AWA's new NUMBA 1!" he grabs the collar taunting the fans. He walks on waving his hand at all the haters and averts his attention to Anthony Jordan who is standing in the ring shaking his head in disgust. Jay walks over to the microphone stand grabbing a microphone for Karson which he tossed over the ropes to Karson who was now in the ring.[/color]

-MTMT- "Their arrogance is boosted?"

-Jesse Ventura- "Their the number one contenders"

Karson stands on one of the turnbuckles holding his hands in the air, denying the loud boos, and his music fades.[/color]

-Crowd- "KARSON SUCKS! KARSON SUCKS!"

Karson laughs and shakes it off pointing to Jordan.[/color]

-Kerry Karson- "The stoned assassin is in the house Jordan! And I'm going to tell you it feels great being number one to get a fucking crack at that belt"

Jordan gives Karson a look of 'yeah right' as he adjusts the belt over his shoulder, but grabs nothing as it isnt over his shoulder.[/color]

-Kerry Karson- "Damn champion you looking a little thin their homie, oh thats right you got bitched! By Ripper who you want to call your boy, not cool champ, not one bit cool"

The fans boo as Karson laughs shaking his head.[/color]

-Kerry Karson- "You all should just keep your mouths closed because I came up as the underdog everybody telling me the whole month that Karson ain't got shit! He too small! He to dumb! Well whos foot is in whose mouth? I ain't no fucking retard people Karson is a genuis at this fucking game, you win in numbers people, and that was proved last night"

The fans boo as Jay holds his hands up outside the ring walking the ring.[/color]

-Kerry Karson- "I knew I had only a few options in that fucking match, either play fair win the hearts of the fans, or cheat like a raw dog! And look bitch here I am standing in the ring with a titan a fucking champion! You want to talk about pain your going to dish out Jordan? Bring it whore!"

Karson gives Jordan the finger and the fans boo at this. Jordan takes a few step back.[/color]

-Kerry Karson- "Fuck you Jordan, and I mean it in a no homo! And fuck your title! Me and Hydro don't give no fuck about your title we just want to wipe that fucking goofy grin off your face, show these fans, superstars, and all the haters what the fuck is up and how things around here are going to be flipped around a little bit. STONER STYLE!"

Hydro slides into the ring backing Jordan into the corner, but he gets ready for anything.[/color]

-MTMT- "Their going to jump Jordan early!"

Karson grins.[/color]

-Kerry Karson- "Nah we ain't going to fuck around just yet Jordan, get your boy Ripper out here, and pimp slap that mother fucker for me"

Hydro takes the microphone from Karson.[/color]

-Jay Hydro- "See you Monday Mister Jordan"

Karson and Hydro duck between the ropes, will they be let go so the show can go on? Or will anybody have anything to say?[/color]

[Gregory "Ripper" Kennedy]

:: As Kerry Karson jumps down from the ring apron and begins to make the short walk back up the entrance ramp the lights dim down and the titantron lights up with flashing Giger-esque pictures. The pictures begin to change faster and faster as the music crescendos. As the music reaches its peak the words “I’m Ripper” explode over the PA System as Switchback v5 by Celldweller goes into full swing. This is accompanied by two large silver pyrotechnics which explode from the top right and left of the titantron. As the camera swings down from concentrating on the titantron emerging from behind the curtain is none other than The Hardcore Madman himself. The crowd begins to cheer, happy just to see the legend again even after what he did at Aftershock. ::

MTMT: “The fans certainly are happy to see Ripper again after his absence.”

Jesse: “You see these fans don’t care about what you do. If you can smile they will cheer you to the ends of the earth.”

MTMT: “I don’t think that’s true Jesse. I’m sure the crowd are judging Ripper but all that is at the backs of their minds just now. At the moment all they care about is that Ripper has returned.”

:: Ripper has appeared wearing a pair of black trousers with a biomechanical type snake encircling the right leg. He is also wearing a retro Ripper T-Shirt simply exclaiming “I’m Ripper” on the front and “RIPPER” on the back in a larger font face. He has the AWA World Heavyweight championship over his right shoulder. Ripper takes a moment at the top of the ramp as the music continues to role to take in the atmosphere obviously remembering what the feeling is like. The music eventually dies down with Ripper opting to remain at the top of the ramp. ::

MTMT: “Ripper obviously has no intentions of giving Anthony Jordan back his AWA World Heavyweight title.”

Jesse: “And that makes him nothing more than a common thief!”

:: Ripper digs into his trouser pocket and produces a microphone. There is no branding on the microphone and no square box on it indicating that it is property of the AWA. The crowd begin to chant Ripper’s name as he goes to speak. Ripper lowers the microphone and smiles to the crowd and mouths “Thank You.” ::

MTMT: “This is obviously an emotional time for Ripper. Returning after nearly six months of absence.”

Jesse Ventura: “He should have stayed gone. If he knew what was good for him.”

Ripper: “It occurs to me that I have some explaining to do. Some questions to answer and some actions to be called up on.”

:: The fans begin to boo as they recall Ripper’s actions at the pay-per-view. ::

Ripper: “I can assure you I was only doing what in my mind was the correct thing to do. I was saving my good friend Whitey Ford from himself.”

:: The fans erupt in a chorus of boos obviously not buying Ripper’s story about him doing it with good intentions. ::

Ripper: “I swear. The fact of the matter is I didn’t want to have to fight my friend for the world championship. I would much rather beat a lesser human, speaking of which. My old friend”

:: AJ points to himself after looking around the ring for a while::

Ripper: “Yes you. You want me to be on your team. You want me to walk into Anarchy and be your wingman?” ::

:: AJ nods his head in response to Rippers questioning. ::

Ripper: “And you want me to return the AWA championship?”

:: Again AJ nods::

Ripper: “And what I get in return is to say that I am on “Team Jordan.”

:: AJ sees where this is going and begrudgingly nods again::

MTMT: “I think Ripper has pointed out how much of a bum deal this is.”

Ripper: “Now. Never let it be said I don’t take a good deal when one presents itself. However, that is not a good deal but I know how bargaining works so I’m going to make you a counteroffer. I will...head into Anarchy and be in your corner. I will also return this championship belt. However, in return I want...”

:: Ripper pauses and lowers the mic as he lets of a sly smile aimed at Jordan. ::

Ripper: “I want a shot at the title.”

:: Jordan shakes his head and mouths “I knew it.” ::

Ripper: “Now don’t get me wrong Jordan old habits die hard. The old habit I have of wanting to crack your skull in every single time I see your poncy face and believe me I really want to hit you just now.”

:: Jordan seems rather taken aback at Rippers announcement that he want to beat up the champion::

Ripper: “But where has that gotten me in the past? Where has working against you gotten me? No where! Floundering about the mid-card when I should be hanging with the main event. I am the Hardcore Madman; The Virus; The BWA Legend. I AM RIPPER! “

:: A couple of the fans explode with cheers as Ripper delivers one of his signature catchphrases. Ripper composes himself and continues on with his speech. ::

Ripper: “Don’t get me wrong Jordan I hate you but working with you can have better consequences than working against.”

MTMT: “Ripper making a deal with the proverbial devil himself.”

Jesse: “Why am I not surprised?”

Ripper: “Now if you don’t want to accept my agreement I can promise you one thing. I will walk into Anarchy. I will call the match straight down the middle and then I will get a title match against whoever wins. As for Whitey I hope he understands why I did what I did but the fact of the matter is there is a major difference between Whitey and I. One major difference that means that I can get the job done. That difference, I’m conscious most of the time.”

[Anthony Jordan]

*"The Role Model" looks down and shakes his head.*

Jordan: "And here I thought you joined the winning team, Greg. I thought you attacked Whitey Ford because you could not bear to see someone come close to taking my title. I thought you turned on Xtreme Entertainment and threw away the ridiculous notions of the past."

*The fans boo as Jordan looks up.*

Jordan: "But, no, it is not that good of a story. It turns out that Ripper is in business for Ripper."

*The fans now cheer. While he isn't as likable as Whitey Ford, fans accept that tough love is part of their friendship. Besides, he is the more liked than Karson and on par with Jordan.*

MTMT: "That much is obvious. Ripper reminds me a little of his old self, but he definitely is taking the business a bit more seriously."

Jordan: "So let me get this straight,"

*The Undisputed World Champion paces around the ring.*

Jordan: "I get my property given back to me and the peace of mind that you will perform your duties as referee correctly at Anarchy for the low, low price of a title shot?"

*Ripper nods.*

Jordan: "Oh wow, thanks, Rips! Everything goes back to how it should be! That is a great deal! It is just so good."

*Ripper catches on to Jordan's sarcasm. Jordan snaps his fingers and points at his nemesis.*

Jordan: "But how about a counteroffer? You give me my belt back, and I will not call the police and press charges for Grand theft. If I do that, then you do not get out of jail in time for Anarchy to ruin my title defense!"

*The fans give a mixed reaction. Old school fans love Ripper, but a sizable portion do back the Undisputed World Champion.*

Ventura: "That's an excellent point. Who is Ripper to hold Jordan's property hostage?"

Jordan: "Heck, if you do the right thing, then maybe I get you a meeting with Jonas Lee. Perhaps you and Whitey can have a little match with the winner eventually getting the face me. In case you did not know, title shots are not mine to give away. If I could, I would treat these people to the dream match, the instant five-star classic of Anthony Jordan versus MJ Windsor. Obviously that is not happening, so you cannot even bargain that. Give the belt back, get a 'thank you' for your unneeded help at Aftershock and move on or face legal consequences. You mull that over, big guy."

*The fans give another mixed reaction as Jordan turns to Kerry Karson, who is now standing on the mat next to the ring.*

Jordan: "As for you, I recommend you take my advise about bragging. Beating All 80s and the Enforcer is not something you beat your chest about."

*Jordan chuckles.*

Jordan: "And this is my favorite part, you chastise the people for calling you the underdog. Ever thought there was a reason for that?"

*The fans cheer as Jordan gives his goofy grin.*

Jordan: "The only reason you were in that pathetic match was because the good wrestlers were busy."

*The fans "Ooooooooo" and cheer for that.*

Ventura: "Don't underestimate Kerry Karson!"

MTMT: "He has potential, but many are skeptical of him being the Undisputed World Champion. It's very early in his career."

Jordan: "You said you do not care about the title, then why are you in this line of work? You show up here just to irritate people? Why? Been doing it all your life and tired of not getting paid for it?"

*Jordan looks down at Karson.*

Jordan: "I am defending against you because Jonas Lee said I had to. If you do not want a title match, then forfeit, save yourself some humiliation, and let me go about my business. I do not care what you decide because I do not view you as much of a challenge. Whether you forfeit or show up fight, I expect to use the same amount of effort."

*The fans cheer loudly as Jordan takes a couple of steps back.*

Jordan: "Oh, and by the way, Mister Drugged Up Rebel Poser, I just beat Whitey Ford, who is twice the wrestler and twice the druggie you will ever be. What chance do you stand against me?"

*The fans (sadly?) go wild for this as Jordan holds out his arms awaiting a reply from his challenger or the man who's holding his belt for ransom.*

[Whitey Ford]

WHITEY!

::The beginning yell to of the theme music of Whitey Ford echoes across the arena. Everyone is on their feet and cheering, having a feeling that Ford is going to be out for blood. The man himself steps casually out of the curtain, wearing an Xtreme Entertainment T-shirt, but with a big question mark drawn over it. His face is calm yet serious as he pauses on the ramp, staring down at the ring area where three men who have just recently insulted him stand.::

Jesse Ventura: Oh, here he comes. Where's his weapon? Betcha he has a knife.

MTMT: I doubt that...but this is almost historic. A USCW reunion, with an addition of the eccentry Kerry Karson, is happening this very moment!

::Whitey starts to make his way down the entrance ramp, taking his time as the fans continue to give him their support. Although AJ is favored as well, as is Ripper, Ford was screwed out of the title yet again, and everyone seems to have his side in the issue. Ford stops for a moment as he reaches Kerry Karson. He just shakes his head, looking the new number one contender up and down. Pulling a microphone from the hammer loop in his pants, Whitey waits for the crowd to quiet a bit.::

Whitey Ford: Listen, Karson. The adults are talking. I left you some crayons and a book full of new swear words to use just out back, near the curtain. Go play nice.

::The fans laugh, and even Ripper and AJ chuckle as Whitey slides into the ring. All laughter from the Undisputed Champion halts, however, as Ford walks right past his old friend Ripper and straight towards Jordan.::

Whitey Ford: Deja...fucking...vu, AJ.

MTMT: I'd say.

Whitey Ford: I came out here after barely listening to your little spiel about how you 'beat' me once again. If I recall...and my memory may be clouded, since I was a little drunk at Aftershock...I had you beat, ready to be pinned, when someone else...

::Ford gives a sidelong glance at Ripper::

Whitey Ford:...had to interfere. And by luck, you happened to beat Kevyn Kash. You didn't beat me. You didn't beat Andrews. You beat the man who Karson should be fighting...even though Kash is still infinitely times better than the stoner wannabe. And by the way!

::Ford turns around and points at Karson.::

Whitey Ford: Weed was meant for hippies, you stupid ghetto Slim Shady gangster asshole! The next time you come out here and start talking all 'thug life' with your retarded take on a Harlem dialect, I will personally call up Joz and he'll beat the snot out of you while teaching you how to act tought like a man...not like a high school prick who just got beaten at dodgeball.

Jesse Ventura: Ow...

::Ford turns his attention back to AJ.::

Whitey Ford: I realize that you think your better than me still. The statistics have it, Jordan...I have never beaten you. Its true, I can't deny that. But I CAN say that you've never beaten me cleanly in a good slobberknocker of a match. But that will change...I have a plan, and you will find out exactly what that plan is at this weeks Anarchy. Now then...to my former sidekick...

::Whitey turns to Ripper fully now, stepping toe to toe with the larger man. Ripper just stares at Ford, waiting for the incoming blow.::

Whitey Ford: Somehow, someway, you connive your way to get into the AWA. THEN, you decide to take away my win against Jordan...just so 'you don't have to beat me'? Thats a pile of horse shit if I've ever smelled one, big man. The real reason you took my chance away is because you think your chances of beating AJ are better than beating me, and thats understandable. I plan on taking Hardcore to places where you would never dare to go...and I think that disturbs you a little bit. Save me from myself? Rehab couldn't do it, so I doubt you could either. I only have one more thing to say to you, Ripper...

::Whitey's face turns grim, and he looks to be ready to attack. Ripper stands at ready, more than capable of matching Whitey's new brawling and hardcore style. The arena is shocked, however, as Whitey darts his hand forward, grabbing Rippers hand and shaking it in a sign of respect. Whtiey flashes that signature grin.::

Whitey Ford: I hold no grudges, my friend. You like to fight, I like to fight...and its damned good to have you back.

::The fans cheer again, and Ford's music hits again. Whitey turns towards the ropes and exits the ring as the show goes to commercial break.::