Post by AWA Staff on Jun 3, 2009 9:20:08 GMT -4
**Shipping up to Boston starts to play and the fans cheer. Conner O'Shea steps out and looks around the arena. He raises his hands, fists closed. The fans cheer more as Conner stomps to the ring. He rolls right under the ropes and into the middle of the ring. Conner jumps to his feet and up onto the second turnbuckle in one of the corners. He points with both hands out to the fans, then shoots his thumbs back to himself. He jumps down and his handed a mic through the ropes. The music stops, the fans stop, and Conner starts**
Conner O'Shea
This past Sunday, I lost to a pot head prick named Kerry Karson
**The fans give a mixed reaction to Karson and his victory over Conner**
Conner O'Shea
That's ok. He got lucky but turning the Last Call into his move. Yeah, I could go and call that thing illegal and ask for a reversal but, I ain't gonna do it! I take my loss like a man and I'ma take it out on Monday when I face MJW and Jake Andrews with that big, slow, lazy prick Enforcer in my corner!
**The fans cheer. Not sure if it's for Enforcer or for himself, Conner looks around and goes back to the mic.**
Conner O'Shea
I just have a few words for those three men. Jake, MJW You're on the wrong side of the ring....and Enforcer....get in my way and I'll officially be able to beat ALL your asses! Hell, after I pick up a nice easy win on MJ and Jake, I'll go ahead and beat the piss out of the Enforcer again....just for fun cause, that's what you all want to see right?!
**The fans cheer, not as loud as usual but, they still cheer Conner and his kick all ass attitude.**
Conner O'Shea
In fact, I'ma bout to install a new policy 'round here. That policy is The Policy Of O'Shea. What this policy states is that I'm free to beat whoevers ass, whenever and wherever I damn well please! And It'll be in effect this Monday night at Anarchy!
**Fans cheer this 'Policy' that Conner is going to follow next week. Most are curious though if he'll actually do it.**
Conner O'Shea
To bad for MJ and Jake that it'll start with them. If they don't like it though, then tuff shit! They can stay outta the arena on Monday. Cause if they don't come out for their ass beatin, then I'ma go back and find them. Trust me, they don't want me to have to find them! Cause first, I'ma have a beer. Then? I'ma have a shot of Irish whiskey, then another beer, then a Boston Ice Tea, then another beer, then another beer. Then I'ma hunt them down, all liquored up and pissed off and I'ma beat the hell outta both those nasty pricks! After all,
**The fans cheer slightly as Conner looks around**
Conner O'Shea
You can't play, Conner O'Shea! Now cheer for my new policy!
**The fans cheer loudly as Conner looks around. Everything comes to a hault as ~~~ plays**
Conner O'Shea
This past Sunday, I lost to a pot head prick named Kerry Karson
**The fans give a mixed reaction to Karson and his victory over Conner**
Conner O'Shea
That's ok. He got lucky but turning the Last Call into his move. Yeah, I could go and call that thing illegal and ask for a reversal but, I ain't gonna do it! I take my loss like a man and I'ma take it out on Monday when I face MJW and Jake Andrews with that big, slow, lazy prick Enforcer in my corner!
**The fans cheer. Not sure if it's for Enforcer or for himself, Conner looks around and goes back to the mic.**
Conner O'Shea
I just have a few words for those three men. Jake, MJW You're on the wrong side of the ring....and Enforcer....get in my way and I'll officially be able to beat ALL your asses! Hell, after I pick up a nice easy win on MJ and Jake, I'll go ahead and beat the piss out of the Enforcer again....just for fun cause, that's what you all want to see right?!
**The fans cheer, not as loud as usual but, they still cheer Conner and his kick all ass attitude.**
Conner O'Shea
In fact, I'ma bout to install a new policy 'round here. That policy is The Policy Of O'Shea. What this policy states is that I'm free to beat whoevers ass, whenever and wherever I damn well please! And It'll be in effect this Monday night at Anarchy!
**Fans cheer this 'Policy' that Conner is going to follow next week. Most are curious though if he'll actually do it.**
Conner O'Shea
To bad for MJ and Jake that it'll start with them. If they don't like it though, then tuff shit! They can stay outta the arena on Monday. Cause if they don't come out for their ass beatin, then I'ma go back and find them. Trust me, they don't want me to have to find them! Cause first, I'ma have a beer. Then? I'ma have a shot of Irish whiskey, then another beer, then a Boston Ice Tea, then another beer, then another beer. Then I'ma hunt them down, all liquored up and pissed off and I'ma beat the hell outta both those nasty pricks! After all,
**The fans cheer slightly as Conner looks around**
Conner O'Shea
You can't play, Conner O'Shea! Now cheer for my new policy!
**The fans cheer loudly as Conner looks around. Everything comes to a hault as ~~~ plays**
