Post by 'The Solution' Jake Andrews on Jun 4, 2009 11:45:54 GMT -4
(The fans sit in the AWA Arena watching Gordon Biggs and Jackson going at it. All of a sudden, 'Devour' hits. The fans begin to boo as 'The Solution' Jake Andrews comes out. He heads to the ring, ignoring all the fans. Both men in the ring have stopped their match. Jake Andrews stands at ringside looking up at them as he takes off his 'Ultimate Solution' t-shirt and tosses it to the floor. Gordon Biggs starts to yell down at Jake Andrews. Jake makes a cocky flex and Jackson rolls him up for the pin. Gordon is upset as he heads to the back. Jackson leaves the ring and stares at Jake for a few seconds before he heads to the back after his win. 'The Solution' Jake Andrews grabs a mic from Miss taylor at ringside. He looks her up and down and smirks as she looks disguisted by him after actions of the past. He backs up and rolls right under the ring ropes and gets to his feet.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: Well, now that you're all done being bored by two fools, you can give your attention to me.....
The Solution!
(The fans boo as none of them want to give Jake any attention.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: Now....
For the past few weeks, I've had a bit of bad luck. And that's exactly what it is, Bad luck.
It's bad luck because I've lost and I've lost because the other moron got very lucky. They had good luck, that means I had bad luck. Good luck does not mean better!
Because Jordan and Whitey? They are not, nor will they ever be, better than me!
(The fans start a 'You Suck' chant. Jake Andrews looks around with a look of annoyance on his face.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: At Battle Of Champions, I had the match won. Jordan was out cold from Troubled Questions.....
...what happened? The original ref held the rope in so AJ's arm would fall over it.
Shortly there after? Whitey Ford decided to use a weapon to knock me down and get me out.
A WEAPON! Just like a normal cheater around here.
At Aftershock? This idiot, Ripper, cost me my match. Jordan managed to win by a fluke because when Ripper knocked him out cold, his arm landed ontop of that novice, Kevyn Kash. If it wasn't for Kash, I would be the Champion right now.
I'm always put in matches that are everything I'm against! Hardcore, No DQ, Ladder, Elimination Chambers.....
But, enough is enough Jonas!
(The fans cheer for 'The Chosen GM' Jonas Lee. Jake pauses for a few seconds and then continues.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: I'm sick and tired of people cheating and getting lucky.
These guys with no real talent left in them, keep cheating and getting lucky on me.
Now Monday? Monday I'm teaming with MJ Windsor. And who the hell do we have to face? Enforcer and Conner O'Shea!
(The fans cheer the name of Conner O'Shea as Jake Andrews just rolls his eyes.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: In a Tornado Tag?
So, now.... I have to worry about MJ Windsor getting pinned and me losing the match?
So.... as I'm beating the beer out of Conner or the doughnuts out of Enforcer, I have to worry about Windsor on the other side of the ring, getting his butt handed to him and me losing the match.
I'm tired of everyone finding a way to screw me over and try to screw me over. It ends on Monday.
And Conner? You talk about your Policy of O'Shea taking effect on Monday? Well, I don't care. You can do whatever you want but, when you step in that ring, I'm going to show you the Ultimate Solution and gladly leave you with a few Troubled Questions.......
('The Solution' Jake Andrews looks around at the booing crowd when everything is stopped by......)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: Well, now that you're all done being bored by two fools, you can give your attention to me.....
The Solution!
(The fans boo as none of them want to give Jake any attention.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: Now....
For the past few weeks, I've had a bit of bad luck. And that's exactly what it is, Bad luck.
It's bad luck because I've lost and I've lost because the other moron got very lucky. They had good luck, that means I had bad luck. Good luck does not mean better!
Because Jordan and Whitey? They are not, nor will they ever be, better than me!
(The fans start a 'You Suck' chant. Jake Andrews looks around with a look of annoyance on his face.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: At Battle Of Champions, I had the match won. Jordan was out cold from Troubled Questions.....
...what happened? The original ref held the rope in so AJ's arm would fall over it.
Shortly there after? Whitey Ford decided to use a weapon to knock me down and get me out.
A WEAPON! Just like a normal cheater around here.
At Aftershock? This idiot, Ripper, cost me my match. Jordan managed to win by a fluke because when Ripper knocked him out cold, his arm landed ontop of that novice, Kevyn Kash. If it wasn't for Kash, I would be the Champion right now.
I'm always put in matches that are everything I'm against! Hardcore, No DQ, Ladder, Elimination Chambers.....
But, enough is enough Jonas!
(The fans cheer for 'The Chosen GM' Jonas Lee. Jake pauses for a few seconds and then continues.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: I'm sick and tired of people cheating and getting lucky.
These guys with no real talent left in them, keep cheating and getting lucky on me.
Now Monday? Monday I'm teaming with MJ Windsor. And who the hell do we have to face? Enforcer and Conner O'Shea!
(The fans cheer the name of Conner O'Shea as Jake Andrews just rolls his eyes.)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews: In a Tornado Tag?
So, now.... I have to worry about MJ Windsor getting pinned and me losing the match?
So.... as I'm beating the beer out of Conner or the doughnuts out of Enforcer, I have to worry about Windsor on the other side of the ring, getting his butt handed to him and me losing the match.
I'm tired of everyone finding a way to screw me over and try to screw me over. It ends on Monday.
And Conner? You talk about your Policy of O'Shea taking effect on Monday? Well, I don't care. You can do whatever you want but, when you step in that ring, I'm going to show you the Ultimate Solution and gladly leave you with a few Troubled Questions.......
('The Solution' Jake Andrews looks around at the booing crowd when everything is stopped by......)