Post by Crazy Fn Bill on Dec 12, 2010 7:39:50 GMT -4
(The fans sit in the AWA Arena booing as 'Astonishing Panorama' plays over the sound system. Soon Mikkey, The Samoan Wrecking Crew, and Max Jewel all step out onto the stage. They spread out to take up the whole stage and look around the crowd. Max Jewell heads down to the ring and the other three follow. He has a smug look on his face as he taunts a few of the fans with his diamond topped cane. Max Jewell walks up the ring steps as Mikkey and the Samoans slide under the ropes and into the ring. Max then pulls a microphone from inside his tailor made coat.)
Max Jewell:
I know you've seen us around here over the past week. We were at Anarchy, making ourselves knows. Then we came out and Mikkey issued a match to DJay for Massacre on 34th street, which DJay foolishly accepted! But, now? Now we are out here for another reason. If you will, Allow me to introduce ourselves....
I am none other than Marvelous Max Jewell. One of the GREATEST managers to ever walk into this business. Jimmy Hart, Bobby Heenan, Ringmaster...they have nothing on me! Standing to my left are the two monsters I have personally recruited
The Samoan Wrecking Crew! Hybrid and P'Toa! These two men, they might not know much english. They might not have much self control when it comes to hurting people. Hell, they might have horrible table manners.... But they are like the family I never had. They are my power players. I plan on eventually leading them to the tag team titles whether you peons like it or not!
(This gets jeers from the fans as Max Jewell looks the Samoans up and down with a grin on his face, proud of his two boys.)
Max Jewell:
Then there is the man who is like the son I never had. A man who I lead to numerous championships in the past, including the CWA Television Championship right before the company folded. A man who really needs no introduction because he is down right Astonishing!
MIKKEY!
(Mikkey throws his arms up in the air as the fans boo him.)
Max Jewell:
We have an impressive few weeks coming up for all of you. Why, this Monday we are going to beat your Hardcore Champion, former Hardcore Champion and the wanna be Samoan Wrecking Crew Member....DJay
Then The Family Jewells will move on to MAssacre on 34th Street and own the show. The Samoan Wrecking Crew, one of them, will become number one contender to the hardcore title when they win the scramble match.
As for The Astonishing Mikkey? He will school DJay in the art of shoot fighting. The art of Bare knuckle. The form of the lion's den!
(Mikkey reaches out for the microphone as he actually has something to say.)
Mikkey:
DJAY! This Monday you'll get a swift taste of what I can and will do at Massacre. Get ready because I'm gonna be astonishingly brutal!
(The fans boo as Max Jewell pats Mikkey on the back and takes the mic again.)
Max Jewell:
I know you've seen us around here over the past week. We were at Anarchy, making ourselves knows. Then we came out and Mikkey issued a match to DJay for Massacre on 34th street, which DJay foolishly accepted! But, now? Now we are out here for another reason. If you will, Allow me to introduce ourselves....
I am none other than Marvelous Max Jewell. One of the GREATEST managers to ever walk into this business. Jimmy Hart, Bobby Heenan, Ringmaster...they have nothing on me! Standing to my left are the two monsters I have personally recruited
The Samoan Wrecking Crew! Hybrid and P'Toa! These two men, they might not know much english. They might not have much self control when it comes to hurting people. Hell, they might have horrible table manners.... But they are like the family I never had. They are my power players. I plan on eventually leading them to the tag team titles whether you peons like it or not!
(This gets jeers from the fans as Max Jewell looks the Samoans up and down with a grin on his face, proud of his two boys.)
Max Jewell:
Then there is the man who is like the son I never had. A man who I lead to numerous championships in the past, including the CWA Television Championship right before the company folded. A man who really needs no introduction because he is down right Astonishing!
MIKKEY!
(Mikkey throws his arms up in the air as the fans boo him.)
Max Jewell:
We have an impressive few weeks coming up for all of you. Why, this Monday we are going to beat your Hardcore Champion, former Hardcore Champion and the wanna be Samoan Wrecking Crew Member....DJay
Then The Family Jewells will move on to MAssacre on 34th Street and own the show. The Samoan Wrecking Crew, one of them, will become number one contender to the hardcore title when they win the scramble match.
As for The Astonishing Mikkey? He will school DJay in the art of shoot fighting. The art of Bare knuckle. The form of the lion's den!
(Mikkey reaches out for the microphone as he actually has something to say.)
Mikkey:
DJAY! This Monday you'll get a swift taste of what I can and will do at Massacre. Get ready because I'm gonna be astonishingly brutal!
(The fans boo as Max Jewell pats Mikkey on the back and takes the mic again.)