Post by Kevin Kash on Dec 26, 2010 13:25:47 GMT -4
The scenes opens inside the clinic of the AWA Backstage, with 'The Suicide Kid' Kevin Kash sitting on a bench with ice on the back of his neck and a trainer next to him.
Trainer: Ok, Kevin, just keep that iced for another 15 minutes and if you feel any more pain just go back here, you took quite a beating from The Somoans, you might not be cleared for next anarchy.
The doctor picked up a clipboard and a pen but Kash grabbed the Trainers arm in protest.
Kevin Kash: No. no, it's fine, I'm fine, don't, besides, that old man has no idea who he is messing with.
Kash stands up and walks out the trainers room as the scene fades out/
The scene fades up in the AWA Arena as 'Knights of Cydonia' plays and fans cheer as Kevin Kash makes his way through the curtain, slapping hands with the crowd and occasionally taunting.
MTMT: Well it seems Kevin Kash looks fine after that attack by the Samoan Wrecking Crew led by Max Jewell.
Jesse Ventura: Well in my opinion Kash had it coming, he got involved in a match that he had no business being in, and attacking an old man, hasn't he learned to respect his elders?
MTMT: Well Jewell and Mikkey did cost Kash a number one contendership for Gavin Drakes Hardcore Title, so it was only fair revenge that he cost Mikkey his match against DJay this past Sunday.
Ventura: But you know two wrongs don't make a right.
MTMT: You wouldn't want revenge if someone cost you a championship?
The commentators continue debating as Kash climbs into the ring and grabs a mic, the music fades.
Kash: If you guys didn't know or if you didn't see Massacre on 34th Street last Sunday or this past Monday at Anarchy i got screwed over twice by that old bastard Max Jewell and his Samoan lovers.
The Crowd boos at the mentioning of the Family Jewells
Kash: If you don't remember, last Sunday i was close to being number one contender for MY Hardcore Championship. which i have won three times!...
...But that was all ruined by that old man sticking his nose where it didn't belong, so I thought, 'Why doesn't he go ahead and get a taste of own medicine?'...
...So that's exactly what I did, I took out that old bastard and hit him with his own cane, can't say he didn't have it coming, he did, and this anarchy, he pulled the cheapest trick out the book and had his lackeys jump me, well I say, if he has such a problem with me, then why doesn't he come down this ring face to face with me, without his little overweight bodyguards behind him...
..That's right, I'm calling you out, Jewell, if you aren't afraid of your fate, after all, you are an old man, it's about time you kick the bucket.
The fans cheer as they await for Jewell to emerge from behind the curtain.
Trainer: Ok, Kevin, just keep that iced for another 15 minutes and if you feel any more pain just go back here, you took quite a beating from The Somoans, you might not be cleared for next anarchy.
The doctor picked up a clipboard and a pen but Kash grabbed the Trainers arm in protest.
Kevin Kash: No. no, it's fine, I'm fine, don't, besides, that old man has no idea who he is messing with.
Kash stands up and walks out the trainers room as the scene fades out/
Later that night
The scene fades up in the AWA Arena as 'Knights of Cydonia' plays and fans cheer as Kevin Kash makes his way through the curtain, slapping hands with the crowd and occasionally taunting.
MTMT: Well it seems Kevin Kash looks fine after that attack by the Samoan Wrecking Crew led by Max Jewell.
Jesse Ventura: Well in my opinion Kash had it coming, he got involved in a match that he had no business being in, and attacking an old man, hasn't he learned to respect his elders?
MTMT: Well Jewell and Mikkey did cost Kash a number one contendership for Gavin Drakes Hardcore Title, so it was only fair revenge that he cost Mikkey his match against DJay this past Sunday.
Ventura: But you know two wrongs don't make a right.
MTMT: You wouldn't want revenge if someone cost you a championship?
The commentators continue debating as Kash climbs into the ring and grabs a mic, the music fades.
Kash: If you guys didn't know or if you didn't see Massacre on 34th Street last Sunday or this past Monday at Anarchy i got screwed over twice by that old bastard Max Jewell and his Samoan lovers.
The Crowd boos at the mentioning of the Family Jewells
Kash: If you don't remember, last Sunday i was close to being number one contender for MY Hardcore Championship. which i have won three times!...
...But that was all ruined by that old man sticking his nose where it didn't belong, so I thought, 'Why doesn't he go ahead and get a taste of own medicine?'...
...So that's exactly what I did, I took out that old bastard and hit him with his own cane, can't say he didn't have it coming, he did, and this anarchy, he pulled the cheapest trick out the book and had his lackeys jump me, well I say, if he has such a problem with me, then why doesn't he come down this ring face to face with me, without his little overweight bodyguards behind him...
..That's right, I'm calling you out, Jewell, if you aren't afraid of your fate, after all, you are an old man, it's about time you kick the bucket.
The fans cheer as they await for Jewell to emerge from behind the curtain.
