Croc-11

["The Aussie Icon" Croc]

(The arena plunges into darkness. Spotlights circle around the arena before converging upon the entrance ramp, triggering a massive pyro explosion. “Breakstuff” by Limp Bizkit hits and the crowd boos as the one and only Aussie Icon appears on the stage. Croc, looking as smug as ever, looks out at the crowd and shakes his head in disgust, before walking down the ramp, ignoring all the outstretched hands. He rolls into the ring and is thrown a microphone)


(CROC)
Well I would really like to say that I am glad to be here in front of all my adoring fans...


(Croc shrugs his shoulders)


(CROC)
But that would just be an utter lie, because I would rather watch a Crazy Bill versus Anthony Jordan match on mute


(MTMT)
Why on mute?

(VENTURA)
Rumour has it that when you watch it on mute, the jiggling from Crazy Bill’s man-boobs are hypnotic.

(MTMT)
Is that even true?

(VENTURA)
I hear it is the new drug crazed fad of 2011.


(CROC)
I could have been bringing in the year that will forever be known as the “Year of Croc” sitting on a beach on a warm summers day at home in Australia...


(Croc sighs)


(CROC)
I would have even settled to be in Time Square in New York City... But instead I was stuck in backward ass Albany because I had to do an AWA press conference in the morning for the upcoming Elimination Chamber match.


(Big pop for the elimination chamber match)


(CROC)
Well of course I skipped the press conference because my appearance fee was not met and ended up in some dingy ass bar in downtown Albany.


(Small pop)


(CROC)
And I must say that I had the best night of my LIFE!


(Massive cheer)


(CROC)
And do you know what? I just lied to all of you hicks and you just brought it!


(Massive boos)


(CROC)
Of course I didn’t have a good time. I was in this shithole of a town... And the level of your women is putrid. I am pretty sure the United States of America has known about plastic surgery for a while know... Maybe the women of Albany should google that shit because there is some major work required before I would even contemplate making eye contact with you wart hogs!


(Roaring boos. The camera shows some women hurling abuse at the Aussie Icon)


(CROC)
But enough about the off tuna smelling wart hogs...


(Croc smirks)


(CROC)
I have been given a chance to be crowned the AWA Undisputed Champion when I go up against five other men in an elimination chamber match. Mister Green, Jake Andrews, Joel Frost, DJay and some other unknown person will be standing between me and the title that so wants to be held by me.


(Croc shakes his head)


(CROC)
Well quite clearly there is a conspiracy against me because I should just be given the title as no one wants to watch this Elimination Chamber match. Why? Because it is too lopsided in my favour. Green, Andrews, Frost and DJay were curtain jerkers when I left and would still be curtain jerkers if the level of talent around here had not dropped to god awful levels. As soon as I enter the match, I give it one minute and I would have eliminated all five of my opponents. And as for the mystery opponent... We all know that these surprises are let downs, so unless the AWA made a clone of me or I have conceived a child who has grown up to be as awesome as me, than this mystery opponent will be just eliminated like the rest of these people.


(Croc shrugs his shoulders in dismay)


(CROC)
Where are the days when I was challenged by the likes of Anthony Jordan or Sheldon Reese , Hardcore Fred, Timmy Draven or even MJW? I know the AWA was going through some tough times and obviously cut some talent to free up the money to have me signed to my much deserved and very lucriative contract, but I need some competition... And do not try and make out that Ripper is even close to being in my league!


(The crowd boos and Croc looks disgusted)


(CROC)
I will show all of you inbred wannabes that I speak the truth. This week on Anarchy, I will make light work of that overweight, lazy DJay and start the year known as Croc-11, with the dominance and sheer superiority that will follow all year long!

[Ryan Green]

"i really am not whether i like you or whether i want to smash your teath down your twatting throat"

<>Crocs neck snaps to the side so he can look to the entrance ramp as the awa undisputed world heavyweight champion walks out onto the ramp.
the pride and glory of the awa is strapped around his waist whilst his other belt, one of the awa tag team championship belts is resting on his right shoulder.
the champion pauses for a moment, the fans are almost indifferent as they have no love for Green, but Croc has many more years of being hated, but also respected.
Green continues down the ramp and continues to speak<>

"we really could do with the wind direction changing because you people need to have that stupid dumb look wiped of your faces! It really is not that difficult, you hate him and you hate me and neither of us could give a crap!
And now i am out here for a little chat with the Aussie Icon so you people can shut your cake holes and show some respect"

<>Green is now at the ring, Croc is waiting with what appears to be an open mind.
The champion steps through the ropes and steps forward, but leaves a few feet between the two<>

"so our paths have not really crossed as of yet, ive heard you talking about me and i know you have heard me talking about you so i thought maybe it was time you had the pleasure.

Now lets get a couple of things cleared out, i don't actually remember you being here when i first arrived, maybe you was, maybe you wasn't, but the fact is that i am not interested in any of that but what i want you to understand is that i respect you Croc, i respect what you have done in this business, i respect that you have built a legacy and are somewhat of a legend. But come on, admit it, your best days are behind you much like they are for the others from your era. Just ask Anthony Jordan, he showed up and was handed everything he could have wanted, much like yourself, and what happened? Well he either lost his friggin bottle or his guts dropped out of his arse because he went awol and has not returned.

So Croc, i have no real reason to want to make this personal, but i will not stand by and let you talk down about me, im your champion and i earned it, your now a part of my company, i am at the top of the awa and i have only just begun.
Your last big money match will be the elimination chamber and i am happy to share that with you but your not walking out of the chamber with the awa championship, if yor lucky you will walk out with your health but Croc, thats about all!"

<>Green steps in, looking confident in the face of the aussie icon and waits for a reply<>

["The Aussie Icon" Croc]

(Croc looks out at the crowd and shakes his head. He looks back at Green and looks him up and down. Croc’s facial expression shows he is not impressed by the current AWA Undisputed Champion. Croc’s face is almost dismissive of Green. Croc raises the microphone up to his mouth)


(CROC)
You think you are MY champion?


(Green nods and this response is met with a small shake of Croc’s head)


(CROC)
Let me make one thing perfectly clear. Actually why don’t I make it crystal clear...


(Croc steps into Green’s face)


(CROC)
You sure as hell are not my champion and you have earned nothing when it comes to me you little punk.


(Green is livid at Croc’s disrespect, however does not react physically.)


(CROC)
You may have the belt, but it means nothing to me. Why? Because you haven’t beaten anyone worthwhile to allow yourself to proclaim yourself to be a champion. You are just the man in possession of the title... You are no champion in my eyes!


(Croc turns slightly and paces around)


(CROC)
You may think because people throw words out like ‘legend’ and ‘legacy’ when describing me, does not mean for one second that my best days are past me. Even if they were, my worst days would still be a standard you could only dream of achieving.


(Croc glares back at Green)


(CROC)
I have achieved everything you have achieved in your career, but I have done it five times over and five times better. Why? Because I have the natural talent that common folk like you could only dream of achieving. Whilst you train your hardest and dedicate your life to everything that is wrestling, I don’t and am still better than you. Why? Because people like me are always meant to be better than people like you. You’re the type of person who is thrown into the ring and given a microphone to get heat because you’re just not a likeable person. The people in the crowd dislike you but also back themselves to beat you in a fight. Why? Because there is a distinct aura of beatability with you. That’s why you are no champion.


(Croc smirks)


(CROC)
As for me... I am disliked, but not for the same reason as you. I am disliked because I am everything these morons wish to be. Every woman who watches me wants desperately to be with me and fantasies regularly about me. Every man wants to be with me because...


(Croc just points to himself)


(CROC)
Well who wouldn’t want to be like me? But men and women around the world know they cannot be like me or be with me so they become jealous and this morphs into utter hatred. Not because I am an unlikable person, but because I am too great.


(Loud boos from the crowd)


(CROC)
I am that hated around the world that it has become ‘cool’ for those people who consider themselves as wrestling experts to ‘like’ me. I am that hated that it is cool to like me. You are hated because you stink up the ring on a nightly basis and people feel ripped off spending their money or time watching you. When people spend their money or time watching me... Like me or hate me, they know they have just witnessed greatness.


(Loud boos from the crowd but Croc appears to feed off this)


(CROC)
As for the elimination chamber... Greenie my boy, I suggest you just hand over the title right now and fake an injury because if you or any of the four other men enter the ring against me, I swear I will embarrass you and give you a clinic in what it is to be a true champion to the point that you or the other four losers will not recover and you will flounder in the mid-card where you truly belong and hope to one day become just another mid carder like your pal Anthony Jordan.


(Croc gets back into the face of Green)


(CROC)
So go and drink some of that English pride and belt out the tune of “God Save the Queen” but do it knowing full well that God can’t save Green because God is no match to the powers of the Aussie Icon... CROC!
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[Ryan Green]

<>Green is worked up, but day by day he is learning how to conduct himself as the man in the awa, and today is just another step in the right direction<>

"Have you stopped with the Rick Rude nostalgia act? The women want to be with you and the men want to be you, blah blah friggin blah!
Just like your ring work, your words are dated and mean nothing to me and will finally expire inside the chamber.

These idiots hate you because your a twat, they hate me because ive done more in 3 months than any of them will do in their pathetic life times."

<>the fans boo, but Green ignores their reaction as he continues at Croc<>

"i may not have your back catalogue to brag about, but for me that is all yet to come but i have many, many years before i need to start living off of my past, right now im the present and the future.

However, your return could not have come at a better time, because like i said Croc, i do respect you, and your right when you say the awa is lacking talent, so what you represent is my chance to prove myself because once i have beaten you and put you out once and for all there will be no arguement that i am your world champion, i will have beaten the best from the past and the best from the present and i will stand above you all."

<>Green takes a step back, keeping his eyes locked on Croc<>

"oh, and Anthony Jordan is not my 'pal', you dick!"

[b[<>without warning Green lashes out and catches Croc on the jaw with a left fist, the Aussie Icon rocks back but soon comes back in, stepping forward and connecting with two quick punches, Green gets to the ropes and makes the choice to jump through them and head up the ramp whilst smirking at a pissed of Croc pushing himself up against the ropes inside the ring, begging the young champion to test him again<>[/b]