AWA Monday Night Anarchy 1.24.11 Card

[AWA Staff]

AWA Presents: Monday Night Anarchy
80's Night
January 24th, 2011

The show opens to a rather 80's sitcom style of clips, and '1985' by Bowling for Soup. And then there is a rather 80's style previously on AWA Anarchy, which is followed by clips of the confrontation between Green and Donzig! And Croc attacking Frost.

And then we cut to Donzig's office, where he sits with his head in his hands. He mutters, shaking his head with a sigh. "Fuck, this is a debacle."

The fans are on their feet, booing as the show kicks off with the Astonishing Mikkey heading to the ring with Maxx Jewell. And then out of the back, charges the AWA Hardcore Champion! Gavin Drake nails Jewell, and tackles Mikkey as he turns.

He throws him into the rail, battering him with punches and kicks before he drags him to his feet. He drops him throat first on the 80's style rail, and Mikkey falls grabbing at his neck before Drake runs over to smash Jewell with a running knee.

The fans are going wild, and Mikkey waves his hand towards the back. Drake smirks, and calls for a mic. "Yeah, listen mate! I knew what you and this bloody trollop like to do! So I made a little plan of my own, right?"

And the AWA-tron comes to life showing Kevin Kash with a security cart parked against the doors of the Family Jewells dressing room. There are shouts and bangs from inside, and Kash smirks as he sips at his coffee. Mikkey looks stunned, and Drake cracks the mic across his head.

The fans explode, and Drake grabs Max Jewell's cane looking at it for a minute. Then it snaps it across Mikkey's head, the fans go wild as Drake flings the broken pieces. He grabs Mikkey, throwing him across his shoulders before crashing him down on the ramp with the Echelon! The place explodes, and he makes the quick pin.

1....2...3!

The fans are on their feet, and Drake rises to glare at the cowering Jewell who starts backing up the ramp. Drake kicks him, then before Jewell can escape he is planted with the Exaclibur Driver on the steel. Drake stands over him, and the fans are going crazy as he motions at his waist as 'Ace of Spades' by Motorhead blasts over the speakers.

We cut to the back, and Donzig is muttering under his breath. Then he turns as 'Eye of the Tiger' starts blasting across his office, and we see Survivor in the corner. He stares at them, and they quit playing before he jabs a finger. "Fuck! Don't do that, I thought Hogan was here! Why are you here anyhow?"

"Timmy hired us, said we were your favorite 80's band!"

Survivor look at each other, and Donzig shrugs. "Play 'No Easy Way Out', I need to try and live through this night."

We cut to the back, and see Joel Frost storming from his locker room in a Ric Flair style robe that reads 'Chosen' across the back. He heads for the ring, and we are at commercial.

The fans are booing when we return as Cooper and Miss Taylor are in the ring. Cooper is yelling at the fans, swearing at them as Taylor just smirks at them. Then the lights go down, and there is an explosion of blue sparks as the sequin robe wearing Frost walks from the back to the Kenny Loggins classic 'Danger Zone'.

The fans go wild, and he walks down to the ring before he climbs inside. He calls for the mic, and smirks at Cooper. "Cooper, I thought you'd love the 80's! A time when an out of shape, no figure, overweight piece of shit could make it in this business!"

Cooper yelled, and Taylor held him back. Frost laughed. "Calm down, big man! I was talking about Green, or maybe Taylor there! I haven't even started on you yet!"

Cooper pushed past Taylor, and the ref called for the bell. Green took the fight to the former World Champion, throwing big punches before Frost started to fire back. Then Green threw him at the ropes, but Frost came off with a huge dropkick! The place went wild, and Green was nailed with a knee to the face as he rose.

Frost locked on the dragon sleeper, and the fans were cheering as Cooper tried to escape. The hold was broken when Taylor tried to get in the ring, and Frost stared her down as Cooper came back to his feet. He tried to run at Frost, but was caught with a drop toe hold! The fans cheered, and Frost ran to the turnbuckle before leaping off with the Cold Front (Spiral Tap)!

The place went wild, and he made the pin.

1...2...3!!!

Frost came to his feet, and posed for the fans. Then the boos started, and he turned to be nailed with the world title by Mr. Green! The World Champion hit and kicked at Frost, stomping away at him before he dragged him to his feet. Then he planted him with the NGFU, before he helped Cooper to his feet.

He pointed at Frost, and Cooper nodded scooping up Frost to nail him with the Mythbuster! The fans were booing, and Frost tried to rise before he was kicked again by the Champion. Then they dragged him to his feet, holding him between them before Taylor laid a vicious smack across Frost's face.

Green, Cooper, and Taylor stood over Frost holding their titles high as we cut away to commercial.

We come back to find Croc walking into Donzig's office, and the Corporate God looks up with a shrug. Croc jerks a thumb at Survivor who are playing in the corner.

"Is that the song from the Karate Kid?"

Donzig nodded, looking up. "Yeah, Moment of Truth."

Croc stared, and then shook his head. "For someone who is known as the Hardcore Incarnate, you are into some rather--"

Donzig scowled, and Croc finished. "Nevermind, buddy. Hey, I can't find Slam anywhere."

Donzig nodded. "Of course, you can't. He quit, like I said he would. Because he is a fucking disgrace, take the night off."

Croc grinned, then walked from the room. Donzig turned to Survivor, shrugging as he lit a cigar. "He would have been pissed when he found out his 80's music was 'Land down Under' anyhow."

We cut to commercial, and come back to Judas Priest blaring across the speakers. And Donzig heads to the ring, he frowns before calling for a mic. "Since David Slam can not be bothered to show up for a match with Icon like Croc? By order of myself? This match will be recorded as a forfeit!"

The fans booed, and Donzig shrugged before he walked back and forth. "Yeah, well, you should thank me for saving you from any more of what could politely be call--"

At this point, Motley Crue blasted across the speakers. And as 'Wildside' played, none other then Wifebeater walked from the back. The fans cheered, and he walked down the ramp before climbing into the ring. He walked over, getting in Donzig's face before he ripped the mic from his hand.

"You know what, bro?" Beater snapped, and Donzig glared as Beater paced. "Slam may have fucked up, but you have dragged that boy through the mud because he didn't live up to the high standards of Donzig?"

The fans cheered, and Donzig snapped something at Beater. The Wifebeater didn't back down from his sometimes partner, and often times ally before he pointed a finger of his own. "Look at you, I thought you had sunk to every fucking low a man could sink! But you are becoming what you claim to hate the most! You're like a second fucking Timmy Draven!"

Donzig's eyes narrowed, and then Beater lifted the mic again. "You know what? You can deny it all you want? But the Donzig I know? The motherfucker who dragged everyone in this company through Hell and back! That fucking guy? The guy who would kick the piss out of the whole roster for crossing him, and then come back the next night for seconds? That bastard would have never sent Croc, Frost, and Green to do his dirtywork!"

The fans exploded, and everyone was on their feet as Wifebeater stood there with Donzig's eyes on him. The Hardcore Incarnate twitched, and Beater snorted. "You going to book me against Shelby now, big man?"

Donzig stared, and then he tore the mic from Beater's hand. And he got in his face, the pair were nose to nose as Donzig lifted the mic with a scowl. "You want the old stuff, sunshine? I can make it happen! Because if your precious fucking Slam doesn't have the balls to show up? You can take his place! Do it! Do it!"

Wifebeater smiled, and gave a slow nod as he backed up. And Donzig went for the Stunner, but his former tag partner countered and hit a Stunner of his own!

The place exploded, and Beater rolled from the ring as Donzig slid to his knees with a snarl.

We cut to the back, where Jake Andrews is seen laughing his ass off. He points at the screen, shaking his head before he stands up and heads for the door.

Then we cut away to see an angry looking Brian Shelby walking towards the ring, and commercial.

[AWA Staff]

The fans cheer as the 'Shout' by Tears for Fears blasts over the speakers and the one and only Solution walked from the back wearing the gear of 80's Sting!

The fans go wild, and he jumps in the ring before posing on the turnbuckles. And then he jumps down, looking towards the back with a smirk as he waits for the Icon.

Shelby came down the ramp, scowling as always before he slowly climbed into the ring with a glare cast at Andrews. Then he threw his arms in the air, posing as the fans booed as 'Nobody's Fool' by Cinderella thundered over the speakers.

Shelby smirked at Andrews, and they rang the bell! And the pair locked on, pushing each other back and forth. Then Andrews leaned him against the ropes, they broke the hold after a count. They drew back, and then Shelby threw a quick elbow!

Andrews grabbed at his head, and then Shelby rained a few punches on the back. Then he hit him with a snap suplex, followed by another before he locked on a quick neck lock! Andrews strained to escape, clawing at the mat before the ref checked once.

Then twice! Andrews was choking, and by the fourth time the ref made Shelby break the hold. The Icon snarled, threatening the ref as he forced him backwards. Andrews struck, hitting a neckbreaker before making the pin.

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2....

And Shelby grabbed the rope! The fans booed, and Andrews grinned as he dragged Shelby to his feet. He shoved him at the corner, and then he started to chop to a chorus of woo! Then he ran backwards, and let out a Sting howl before he hit the splash!

The fans exploded, and Shelby was planted with a DDT as he came out of the corner.

Andrews made the pin!

1...2....

And Shelby kicked out!

The fans were not happy, and Andrews dragged him to his feet. Throwing punches before he went to throw him at the ropes, but Shelby reversed! Andrews came off the ropes, and was hit by a huge shoulderblock. Then he hit an elbow, then another before he hauled the former Champion to his feet. he hit a Russian Leg sweep!

The Icon posed, and then he pulled Andrews to his feet before hitting the Killionaire! The fans booed, jeering as Andrews sprawled on the mat as Shelby mocked the fans! Pacing around the ring, posing and smirking before he walked over to smack Andrews a few times. Then he bent down, and Andrews struck!

He rolled up Shelby, going for the pin!

1...2....3!

Andrews slid from the ring, laughing as he held his arms in the arm! And Shelby stared from the ring, hitting the mat before he rose to his feet.

We cut to the back where Green, Cooper, and Taylor are talking. And then they pause as power chords cut them off, coming through the door. Green shakes his head, and Cooper rubs at his face. "Is that 'I can't hold back'?"

Green ripped the door open, and came face to face with Survivor. Who erupted into the chords from 'Eye of the Tiger' and belted out 'Green! Green! Green!'.

Green swore, and Donzig stepped forward with a laugh. "You're up next, champ. And remember if I see your whore or Cooper, it is the end!"

Green scowled, and slammed the door shut. Donzig shrugged, and then he smirked at Suvivor. "I think I need some Burning Heart to get ready for DJay."

And they complied as we went to commercial.

The show came back, and the fans cheered as Ripper headed for the ring in full 80's gear! And 'Take on Me' thundered over the speakers as he slid into the ring, climbing the ropes to pose for the fans.

And then the fans booed as the music switched gears, and booed as 'Every Breath You Take' by Sting and the Police hit, and the AWA World Heavyweight Champion headed for the ring. He wore a regal robe, and smirked at Ripper before he started into the ring.

And Ripper grabbed him as he came through the ropes, and he grabbed fistfuls of the robes. Battering and punching away at him, tearing it over Green's head before he crashed a few knees into the Champ's head before he planted him with a DDT!

The fans went wild as Ripper was tearing the robe off, using it to choke Green before the Champion struggled to his knees. He reached backwards, and threw Ripper over his head and shoulders! The fans booed, and Green tore the robes off before he tore the world title from around his waist to barrel into the rising Ripper!

Ripper was nailed with the belt, and stumbled before Green started to unload on him with punch after punch. Then he threw him at the ropes, nailing Ripper across the face with the title on the rebound! The fans booed, and Ripper started to rise before Green dropped the belt before sliding to the outside.

He grabbed a chair, and nailed Ripper with it as the Hardcore Legend of the AWA rose! Ripper dropped, bleeding as Green stared down at him. Then he shook his head, grabbing Ripper to pull him to his feet.

And he sent him crashing back down with the NGFU!

The fans booed, and Green made the pin.

1...2...

And Green broke the pin, shaking his head as he hauled Ripper back to his feet. The fans booed, and Green shoved Ripper into the corner before he ran at him to hit the European Uppercut!

Ripper staggered forward, and Green hit him with another NGFU!

The fans were not happy, and Green snarled before he mounted the legend to start raining punches on him. Hammering away at his head and face before he grabbed the chair again. Menacing the ref with it, then he ran at him dropping the edge of the chair down on his stomach!

The fans booed, and Green shook his head before he nailed Ripper with another NGFU on the steel of the chair. Then he planted a boot on Ripper's chest, holding up the AWA World Heavyweight Title as his music hit!

Ventura stated that Green had just sent a message to the AWA, and MTMT muttered that he had just nearly ended Ripper's career with his brutal attacks.

[AWA Staff]

We cut to the back where Donzig is once again sitting with Survivor, getting ready for action in the ring. The band seems to be having a good time, and then looks to Donzig. "Hey, why didn't you pick one of our songs for your entrance tonight?"

Donzig grunted. "I like something metal when I am heading for the ring."

They nodded, and one of them laughed. "Yeah, but Rob Halford is gay."

The band all laughed, and Donzig stared at them blankly. "Bullshit, Rob Halford is the Ricky Martin of metal! He gets bitches everywhere."

Survivor stared, and one of them chuckled. "But, Ricky Martin is gay too."

He trailed off as Donzig stared at him, frowning. Then he snorted, adjusting his elbow pad with a snort. "Sure, he is. And so is Kanyon right? I've heard all this shit before, come on."

Donzig rose, and swept for the door as we cut to commercial.

The fans cheered, as 'Under Pressure' hit and they were on their feet as the man they call DJay walked from the back wearing the black with yellow polka dots. He high fived the fans, rolling into the ring as they cheered wildly.

He shook his head, pacing back and forth before he turned towards the ramp. 'Painkiller' by Judas Priest hit, and the fans booed and jeered as the Hardcore Incarnate stormed from the back.

He scowled, rolling his shoulders before he spat. Then he headed down the ramp, climbing inside before he walked across the ring to slap DJay across the face. The fans booed, and DJay fired back with a slap of his own.

Then DJay was hammering away at him, tearing off Donzig's jacket before he threw it aside. Then he hit Donzig with a huge backdrop, and the place went wild! Then DJay hit the ropes, nailing a huge elbow!

The fans exploded, and the big Samoan grabbed Donzig to drag him to his feet. The place was going wild, and Djay started to throw huge punches. Then Donzig blocked it, and started to fire back with his own punches.

The fans booed as DJay was driven against the ropes. And Donzig ran back, hitting the ropes before he charged forward! He hit the recovering DJay, and they crashed to the outside. The place went wild, and Donzig pulled himself up the ring barrier with a snarl.

DJay crawled away, dragging himself up the stairs. Donzig grabbed a chair, screaming as he ran forward to swing it at the Samoan! Then DJay rolled aside, and the chair crashed down on the steel.

Donzig dropped the chair, swearing before DJay spun him around. Then he started to hit him with a huge punches, and then he threw him at the barrier! The blue 80's style barrier bowed, and nearly fell as Donzig dropped against it.

DJay walked forward, and started to stomp away at Donzig before he walked away to reclaim the chair. The place was going wild as Donzig leapt on DJay's back, a cable wrapped around the big man's neck! He hauled backwards, choking him as the fans booed!

DJay staggered, nearly falling before he dropped backwards on the Spanish Announce Table. Donzig released the cable, and DJay tore it free before he ripped a monitor from the table to smack it across Donzig's head.

Blood flowed, and DJay hammered a few punches into his foe's head. Then he dragged the Corporate God from the table, and nailed a suplex onto the table! It cracked, collapsing under the blow as the fans went wild.

DJay limped to his feet, panting before he shook his head. Then he grabbed Donzig to pull him to his feet, dragging him towards the ring. He threw him inside, and the fans were going wild as Donzig started to rise.

DJay ran at him, going for the knee! But Donzig dodged aside, and nailed DJay with a clothesline across the knee as DJay came back around.

The fans cheered, and Donzig planted DJay with a DDT!

Both men were down, and the ref started a count. DJay was up first, shaking his head before he started for Donzig. But Donzig came up, hitting a low blow! Then he hit the ropes, nailing a face buster across the knee on the big samoan! The place went wild, and Donzig snarled before he hit the middle rope to crash down on DJay.

Ventura announced it was over, and the ref counted.

1....

2....


And DJay threw Donzig off, and the place went wild. Donzig came to his feet, fuming as he ran back at DJay. But he was shoved aside, and the place went wild! DJay grabbed the legs, and hauled Donzig backward as he locked on a Boston Crab!

The fans went wild, and Donzig clawed at the mat as he tried to escape. He crawled across the mat, shaking his head as the ref asked if he quit.

Twice DJay dragged him back, and finally Donzig caught the lower rope. DJay broke the hold, and Donzig rolled to the outside holding his back.

DJay went out after him, but Donzig started to fire back with big rights. Then he whipped DJay at the ring stairs, and the stairs exploded as Donzig fell against the barrier. Blood ran down his face, and DJay came back to his feet with a shake of his head.

Donzig moved forward, bouncing DJay's head against the side of the ring. Then he rolled him inside, grabbing another chair as the fans booed. He came inside, swinging the chair before DJay caught him to send him crashing down with a spinebuster!

The fans exploded, and Donzig lay in a heap as DJay picked up the chair. He walked back and forth with it, then he started towards the rising Donzig who hit the low blow!

The fans booed, and DJay fell as the chair dropped. Donzig snarled, rolling from the ring to grab something from underneath. He held it up, revealing a small bag before he started to empty tacks onto the mat!

The fans booed, and Donzig slapped DJay before trying to drag him to his feet. He was going for the 25:17 on the tacks, and the fans were not happy!

Wifebeater dove from the crowd, storming the ring. Donzig dropped DJay meeting his old enemy at the ropes, firing a few punches before he dragged Beater into the ring.

Beater rose, and Donzig hit him with a Stunner! The place erupted, and Donzig leaned over Wifebeater cursing and talking trash before he rose. Turning back to DJay!

But the Samoan was back, and he caught the Corporate God and slammed him down on the tacks with a huge Turntable! The place went wild, and Donzig rolled around screaming as tacks were sticking from his back and shoulders. He rose. stumbling before DJay caught him before he slammed Donzig face first into the tacks with a Double-arm DDT!

The fans exploded, and DJay rolled the bloody Donzig over for the pin.

1....
2....

THREE! THREE! THREE!

The place went wild as DJay rose, staring at the tack studded and battered Donzig before Wifebeater lifted his hand as the fans were going crazy.

Results:
Gavin Drake (c) d. Mikkey w/ Max Jewell via pinfall
Joel Frost d. Marcus 'the Myth' Cooper via pinfall
Croc d. David Slam II via Forfeit (by order of Donzig)
'The Solution' Jake Andrews d. Brian 'the Icon' Shelby via pinfall
Mr. Green (c) d. The Ripper via pinfall
DJay d. Donzig via pinfall