Post by "The Aussie Icon" Croc on Jan 18, 2011 18:56:14 GMT -4
(The show cuts backstage and shows internet wrestling journalist William Gomez standing in the hallways)
(GOMEZ)
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. My name is William Gomez was WrestlingWorldWide.com. I am here tonight as a guest of the AWA to interview one of the legends of the industry. He needs no introduction. He is simply the “Aussie Icon” Croc.
(Gomez turns and walks through a door and enters Croc’s dressing room. Croc’s dressing room is decked out to extravagant proportions. Firstly, Gomez has to get past two large security guards to even get to the main part of the room. Inside the main room are two large flat screens, one showing some of Croc’s greatest matches, the other showing some of Croc’s great moments backstage and memorable interviews. In the back of the room is a fully stocked bar with what appears to be a few “hanger ons” taking full advantage of the free grog. Croc’s personal AWA butler, Geeves is speaking with what appears to be a personal chef. Croc is in the centre of the room, relaxing on a black, leather recliner.)
(GOMEZ)
Good evening Croc.
(CROC)
Look I said no autographs backstage. I don’t care who you are related to.
(GOMEZ)
No I am here for the interview. I am William Gomez from WrestlingWorldWide.com
(CROC)
Is that one of those gay websites where people with no life pretend to be wrestlers?
(GOMEZ)
No. We report on everything that is Pro-Wrestling.
(CROC)
OK. Is this an AWA authorised interview?
(GOMEZ)
Yes. Here is the authority.
(Gomez hands Croc a piece of paper and Croc quickly reads over it)
(CROC)
Have you recently done a feature piece on me on your website?
(GOMEZ)
Actually we did one last month on your return, but we are going to do one this month about your whole career.
(CROC)
Alright you can stay. I don’t do interviews with people who have not done features on me because smart journalists do feature pieces on me every month... It is just smart business... Croc equals sales!
(GOMEZ)
OK then. We know so much about your past. We have all seen your legendary feuds with Timmy Draven, Anthony Jordan, Sheldon Reese, Hardcore Fred, Crazy Bill, MJ Windsor and many others. We have seen your breath taking matches and entertaining interviews. What we don’t know a lot about is your reasons for returning. Surely a man of your legacy has nothing else to prove.
(CROC)
Well you are right. I am awesome.
(GOMEZ)
I didn’t say that
(CROC)
Well not exactly but I got the drift. I also don’t have anything to prove. The reason I came back was simply business. The AWA was looking to get out of the slump they had entered since a lot of their established stars had moved on. Ratings were down, ticket sales were down and pay per view buyrates were let’s be honest miserable. The AWA begged me to come back and had to throw a hell of a lot of money my way to secure my services. I hadn’t seen any of the AWA’s programming since I left, because really, it just wasn’t that good since I left. But I came back and thought I was returning to a half decent organisation.
(Croc reaches to his right and grabs a couple of Green M&M’s and throws them in his mouth)
(CROC)
Man... M&Ms just taste so much better when they have your name on it.
(Croc seems very satisfied with his M&Ms)
(CROC)
Anyway... I was shocked to see the AWA had become well the Amateur Wrestling Alliance. The champions were nothing but mid card hacks who wouldn’t have even got a contract, let alone a match in an organisation that was run by me. No wonder no one was watching the AWA... The talent pool stunk. And who is the blame? The Undisputed Champion. Green needs to shoulder all of the blame because as the Champion he is meant to lead the company and be the yardstick... But he just is not up to it.
(GOMEZ)
Well I guess he disagrees
(CROC)
Well he would because he is nothing but a whinging pommy git. He keeps whinging that Donzig is coming to me to do his bidding. Well why wouldn’t he? I am the Aussie Icon. I am the master of mind games and the most dangerous man in the industry. Why? Because I am three steps ahead of every other person. Donzig knows this all too well and he has showed he can make smart business decisions by coming to me to do business.
(Croc is interrupted by Geeves)
(GEEVES)
Sorry Croc but would you like the bottle of water from the French Alps or the one from the Himalayas?
(CROC)
Which is the most expensive?
(GEEVES)
Well they are both quite expensive
(CROC)
Well I will just have a bottle of both. It’s on the AWA!
(Geeves nods and leaves)
(CROC)
But Green was right. Donzig should go to his Champion if he wants people to do his bidding. Well I guess Donzig is simply jumping the gun because he like everyone else knows that come Resolution I will become the AWA champion. Why? Because I am simply out of Green’s league. green and my other opponents, are like the fat chick at the prom and I am the good looking, popular, sporting god of the school... People may want to cheer for the underdog but they know that in reality, they just don’t have a shot.
(Croc laughs)
(GOMEZ)
But what about the belief here in the AWA that you are receiving preferential treatment, not only from Donzig, but from the AWA board of directors?
(CROC)
I don’t know why anyone would even believe that I am getting preferential treatment? Just because I am on the largest salary, get anything I want and have been given a World title contract on top of a championship match at Resolution... That is not preferential treatment... It is just good business.
(GOMEZ)
Well what about at Anarchy when you did Donzig’s bidding and attacked Joel Frost?
(CROC)
I have heard this all week. Why does everyone believe I did that for Donzig?
(GOMEZ)
Because Donzig hates Joel Frost.
(CROC)
Maybe but riddle me this... Who is facing Joel Frost at Resolution? Donzig or me?
(GOMEZ)
Well you are
(CROC)
So maybe things are not quite as it seems. Maybe I haven’t done that favour for Donzig yet. Maybe Donzig’s favour will be done this week when I destroy David Slam... Or maybe it will happen at Resolution when I reclaim the title and allow Donzig to run an organisation that has a champion he can be proud of and promotes himself.
(GOMEZ)
Well....
(CROC)
Sorry the interview is over now... My masseuses has just arrived
(The camera turns and shows three beautiful females walking through the door, before cutting back to Croc, who winks at the camera before the screen fades to black)
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