Post by Gavin Drake on Feb 5, 2011 12:15:51 GMT -4
The new AWA backstage interviewer Sarah Smile paused as she eyed the catering table, and then turned to find Gavin Drake staring down at her. He smirked, and then rolled his shoulders before a hand lifted to adjust his AWA Hardcore Title. "I know, I know you were waiting to bloody talk to the man who defeated the AWA World Heavyweight Champion, the man who did what Mr. Green could not at Resolution."
Drake paused, and Smile looked confused.
"And by that? I mean pin Croc!"
Sarah Smile nodded, and then smiled. "But Mr. Green was attacked from behind by a steel chair after a grueling match where he pinned you?"
Drake snorted, shaking his head before he smirked. "You are taking the piss--"
Smile blinked. "No, I'm not."
Drake grunted. "Yes, yes, you bloody are, yeah?"
Smile looked confused again, and Drake continued. "Listen, bloody Croc attacked and pinned Green after he fought his way through 5 men right? Well, I bloody pinned--"
Drake paused, and lifted his hand to drop off the fingers. "Bloody three of them! Three of them! And then Green? Green dodged a lucky bloody spear, and somehow won the match!"
Smile nodded. "So he beat you!"
Drake blinked, then his smirk faltered before he continued with a wave of his hand. "Bloody hell, woman! Green capitolized on me after I pinned DJay, Croc, and the man that Green never pinned to win the bloody belt! Joel Frost!"
Smile nodded again, and then Drake cut her off as he continued.
"And now despite my dominance? Frost claims he is the rightful number one contender?" Drake fumed, shaking his head as he adjusts the title on his shoulder. "Bloody hell! The Chosen, my arse! He should be called the bloody deluded! And then Shelby walks around talking about how all he heard about was how awesome DJay is? To hell with that!"
Drake slapped his championship and fumed. "This is what people should be talking about, the bloody AWA Hardcore Champion and he dominated everyone inside that Chamber!"
Drake smirked. "If Croc had any bloody dignity at all, and he may not have any he is a bloody Australian! He will face me for that Heavyweight Title before he deals with that arse, Green! Because his reign, yeah? Is a bloody cha-rade--"
"Cha-rade? You mean Charade?" asked Sarah Smile.
"Exactly! What I bloody said Cha-rade!" snapped Drake.
"Why do you say it that way?"
"Cha-rade? It is how it is bloody pronounced, you trollop!"
Sarah blinked, and then stared. "What's a trollop?"
Drake muttered, then finished. "Bloody hell!"
Drake paused, and Smile looked confused.
"And by that? I mean pin Croc!"
Sarah Smile nodded, and then smiled. "But Mr. Green was attacked from behind by a steel chair after a grueling match where he pinned you?"
Drake snorted, shaking his head before he smirked. "You are taking the piss--"
Smile blinked. "No, I'm not."
Drake grunted. "Yes, yes, you bloody are, yeah?"
Smile looked confused again, and Drake continued. "Listen, bloody Croc attacked and pinned Green after he fought his way through 5 men right? Well, I bloody pinned--"
Drake paused, and lifted his hand to drop off the fingers. "Bloody three of them! Three of them! And then Green? Green dodged a lucky bloody spear, and somehow won the match!"
Smile nodded. "So he beat you!"
Drake blinked, then his smirk faltered before he continued with a wave of his hand. "Bloody hell, woman! Green capitolized on me after I pinned DJay, Croc, and the man that Green never pinned to win the bloody belt! Joel Frost!"
Smile nodded again, and then Drake cut her off as he continued.
"And now despite my dominance? Frost claims he is the rightful number one contender?" Drake fumed, shaking his head as he adjusts the title on his shoulder. "Bloody hell! The Chosen, my arse! He should be called the bloody deluded! And then Shelby walks around talking about how all he heard about was how awesome DJay is? To hell with that!"
Drake slapped his championship and fumed. "This is what people should be talking about, the bloody AWA Hardcore Champion and he dominated everyone inside that Chamber!"
Drake smirked. "If Croc had any bloody dignity at all, and he may not have any he is a bloody Australian! He will face me for that Heavyweight Title before he deals with that arse, Green! Because his reign, yeah? Is a bloody cha-rade--"
"Cha-rade? You mean Charade?" asked Sarah Smile.
"Exactly! What I bloody said Cha-rade!" snapped Drake.
"Why do you say it that way?"
"Cha-rade? It is how it is bloody pronounced, you trollop!"
Sarah blinked, and then stared. "What's a trollop?"
Drake muttered, then finished. "Bloody hell!"