Post by sheamus on Feb 18, 2011 17:24:31 GMT -4
Sarah Smile beamed at the camera, and then lifted her mic as the hulking form of Sheamus appeared beside her. He stared at her, bleary eyed before a hand lifted to smooth his wild beard.
"Sheamus, there are concerns that you are past your prime and not ready to face a superstar of the new generation like Mr. Green. Your thoughts?"
Sheamus stared at her, nodding slowly before a thoughtful look came in his eyes. Then he spoke.
"Say what now?"
"Say what now?"
"Say what now?"
"Say what now?"
"Say what now?"
"Say what now?"
"Say what now?"
The pair stared at each other, and then Smile lifted the mic.
"They say you are too old to face Green?"
Sheamus sputtered, and shook his head before he roared.
"Bloody 'ell! Where da fook do people get this fookin' ideas! I am in my fookin' prime, I am like a fine wine! Or maybe a Scotch! I only get better wit' age!"
Sarah Smile nodded slowly, and then shrugged.
"So you have the experience to beat an opponent with a great track record like Green?"
"I hae gone toe to toe wi' da greatest names in this fookin' business, and I hae taken them all to da 'ouse! I am nae afraid of a jumped up wee lil' bastard like Mr. fookin' Green."
Sarah Smile nodded, thinking before Sheamus cut her off with a wave of his hand.
"Listen, lass, since da last time ye all saw it? Da 'eadbutt has become even more dangerous, more devasting! Me bloody 'ead 'as become 'arder and 'arder wit' da passing years, and when I 'it that fookin' english bastard wit' da 'eadbutt?"
Sheamus clapped his huge hands together with a loud smack, and he nodded with a wild grin.
"Down 'e fookin' goes. 'ell, we may need a new number one contender after I bloody snap 'is neck wit' da 'eadbutt! Because Mr. Green may hae survived da bloody Killionaire, da Death Roll, da Retcon Kick, and da ech--"
Sheamus paused, seeming to think.
"Ech--eche--eckl--"
Sarah Smile jumped in, grinning.
"The Echelon?'
Sheamus waved a huge hand, snorting.
"Whatever dat other bloody fookin' Brit does, because none of those moves equal da power of the 'eadbutt!"
With that Sheamus roared, and snapped his head forward to slam against the wall. That blow followed by another and another, and then a third before Sheamus staggered back. He shook his head, sputtering before his head snapped forward again.
Then he fell on his arse, rubbing at his bloody forehead before looking at the stunned Sarah Smile.
"Ach, it's bloody ce-ment.
"Sheamus, there are concerns that you are past your prime and not ready to face a superstar of the new generation like Mr. Green. Your thoughts?"
Sheamus stared at her, nodding slowly before a thoughtful look came in his eyes. Then he spoke.
"Say what now?"
"Say what now?"
"Say what now?"
"Say what now?"
"Say what now?"
"Say what now?"
"Say what now?"
The pair stared at each other, and then Smile lifted the mic.
"They say you are too old to face Green?"
Sheamus sputtered, and shook his head before he roared.
"Bloody 'ell! Where da fook do people get this fookin' ideas! I am in my fookin' prime, I am like a fine wine! Or maybe a Scotch! I only get better wit' age!"
Sarah Smile nodded slowly, and then shrugged.
"So you have the experience to beat an opponent with a great track record like Green?"
"I hae gone toe to toe wi' da greatest names in this fookin' business, and I hae taken them all to da 'ouse! I am nae afraid of a jumped up wee lil' bastard like Mr. fookin' Green."
Sarah Smile nodded, thinking before Sheamus cut her off with a wave of his hand.
"Listen, lass, since da last time ye all saw it? Da 'eadbutt has become even more dangerous, more devasting! Me bloody 'ead 'as become 'arder and 'arder wit' da passing years, and when I 'it that fookin' english bastard wit' da 'eadbutt?"
Sheamus clapped his huge hands together with a loud smack, and he nodded with a wild grin.
"Down 'e fookin' goes. 'ell, we may need a new number one contender after I bloody snap 'is neck wit' da 'eadbutt! Because Mr. Green may hae survived da bloody Killionaire, da Death Roll, da Retcon Kick, and da ech--"
Sheamus paused, seeming to think.
"Ech--eche--eckl--"
Sarah Smile jumped in, grinning.
"The Echelon?'
Sheamus waved a huge hand, snorting.
"Whatever dat other bloody fookin' Brit does, because none of those moves equal da power of the 'eadbutt!"
With that Sheamus roared, and snapped his head forward to slam against the wall. That blow followed by another and another, and then a third before Sheamus staggered back. He shook his head, sputtering before his head snapped forward again.
Then he fell on his arse, rubbing at his bloody forehead before looking at the stunned Sarah Smile.
"Ach, it's bloody ce-ment.