Post by theegomjw on May 23, 2011 10:17:01 GMT -4
MjW is seen walking backstage in the historic AWA Arena, dressed a little more to his usual standard in smart grey dress trousers and a tailored dark navy blue shirt, open collar.
Chris Sonner walks into view, of course carrying a mic and actually looking like he may have lost a few pounds since the AWA went on a hiatus, he stops to talk to MJ
Chris Sonner
"Michael, its great to see you back and great to see that the AWA is putting out a show for the fans that were somewhat left short changed earlier this year."
MjW looks Sooner up and down, shakes his head and responds
MjW
"Have you been sat on your arse eating all manor of fried foods since the last time you had the honour of looking at me in person? Your looking a little heavier Sonner, whats the crack?"
Sonner is instantly a little mortified, shaking his head as he now replies
Chris Sonner
"Actually i have lost 4 kilos thanks to Mr Atkins!"
MjW
"That means nothing to me Sonner, talk english, whats that in pounds?"
Sonner thinks for a moment
Chris Sonner
"8 or 9 pounds i think?"
MJ again looks Sooner up and down and again shakes his head
MjW
"Turn around..."
Sonner turns as MJ studies his form, clearly still not impressed
MjW
"You mean you lost 8 pounds off your arse and found it on your man boobs? Your moods?"
Sonner bits his lip, he may have lost some weight but does he think he is now a match for MJ, no.
Chris Sonner
"Ok ok, well how about we move on.
MJ, i wanted to throw some names at you and get your responce, that ok?"
MJ nods
Chris Sonner
"Mr Ryan Green!"
MjW
"A stain on years of great British history in this sport, and someone who will get his arse handed to him should he choose to get in my face...
...the people started to cheer for him because they had nothing else to pop for, he was the best of a very, very bad bunch and he got too big for his boots...
...now im back, all that changes because the people, well they cheer me because like i have said before, they have no choice. Something Ryan is going to have to used to."
Chris Sonner
"Slam II"
MjW
"Another stain, but at least he has proven himself in the ring when faced with MjW...i do not like him, i never will, but he did what he had to do to make himself a star and that was to somehow figure out a way to defeat me...
...on June 6th he gets another chance to do the unthinkable, you can take it from me it will not happen again, if the AWA is to rise once more it will be me at the forefront, not some doped up drug user"
Chris Sonner
"James Lucas!"
MjW
"James is an intersting one. You all saw that i stood by him in his defeat at the hands of Jake Andrews at Unfinished Business back in september last year. I was again there, on hand when James Lucas failed to win the awa world championship inside the terror dome at Halloween Havoc
Then the following night where was James Lucas when i had to contend with not only Slam II, but that sick, twisted freak Donzig?..
...nowhere!
But the final straw came on 8th November when James Lucas walked out on me and left me to face a 3 on 1, unlawful attack!
So when it comes to James Lucas, lets just say me and him have some talking to do!"
Chris Sonner
"Ok, well finally i have to ask, Anthony Jordan?"
MjW
"My brother in law? My brother from another mother? My bro from another ho?
Like i said out in the ring, i forgive Anthony for making me have to hurt him, i forgive Anthony for making me have to make his life a laughing stock, i forgive everything, him making me have to sleep with Chantelle JUST so i could prove what a scank she really was...all of it, to me its in the past and i really think thats were it should stay.
Timmy has booked a big main event for June 6th, Slam II, Anthony Jordan and myself...
...in my mind its Connection Vs Slam II, i just hope Anthony can see it the same way."
Chris Sonner
"with all due respect Michael, you nearly killed the man, and failing that you probably made him consider taking his own life at some point, he was that low."
MjW
"ah, low shmo...
...Anthony is a grown man, he knows that shit happens and that things are back how they should be now. MjW is back, the fans are going nuts for me just like they should be and i am once again going to be the man in the AWA...but there is always room for a side kick and no one does it better than The Role Model...
...isn't that right darling?"
Sonner looks confused, pointing to himself and believing that MjW may just be making advances towards him, but all becomes clear as Angela Windsor walks into view, nodding as she embraces her husband, her arms wrap around his neck and their lips meet. after what seems like forever, MJ pulls away, looks at Sonner and ushers him away with his hand as the camera fades
Chris Sonner walks into view, of course carrying a mic and actually looking like he may have lost a few pounds since the AWA went on a hiatus, he stops to talk to MJ
Chris Sonner
"Michael, its great to see you back and great to see that the AWA is putting out a show for the fans that were somewhat left short changed earlier this year."
MjW looks Sooner up and down, shakes his head and responds
MjW
"Have you been sat on your arse eating all manor of fried foods since the last time you had the honour of looking at me in person? Your looking a little heavier Sonner, whats the crack?"
Sonner is instantly a little mortified, shaking his head as he now replies
Chris Sonner
"Actually i have lost 4 kilos thanks to Mr Atkins!"
MjW
"That means nothing to me Sonner, talk english, whats that in pounds?"
Sonner thinks for a moment
Chris Sonner
"8 or 9 pounds i think?"
MJ again looks Sooner up and down and again shakes his head
MjW
"Turn around..."
Sonner turns as MJ studies his form, clearly still not impressed
MjW
"You mean you lost 8 pounds off your arse and found it on your man boobs? Your moods?"
Sonner bits his lip, he may have lost some weight but does he think he is now a match for MJ, no.
Chris Sonner
"Ok ok, well how about we move on.
MJ, i wanted to throw some names at you and get your responce, that ok?"
MJ nods
Chris Sonner
"Mr Ryan Green!"
MjW
"A stain on years of great British history in this sport, and someone who will get his arse handed to him should he choose to get in my face...
...the people started to cheer for him because they had nothing else to pop for, he was the best of a very, very bad bunch and he got too big for his boots...
...now im back, all that changes because the people, well they cheer me because like i have said before, they have no choice. Something Ryan is going to have to used to."
Chris Sonner
"Slam II"
MjW
"Another stain, but at least he has proven himself in the ring when faced with MjW...i do not like him, i never will, but he did what he had to do to make himself a star and that was to somehow figure out a way to defeat me...
...on June 6th he gets another chance to do the unthinkable, you can take it from me it will not happen again, if the AWA is to rise once more it will be me at the forefront, not some doped up drug user"
Chris Sonner
"James Lucas!"
MjW
"James is an intersting one. You all saw that i stood by him in his defeat at the hands of Jake Andrews at Unfinished Business back in september last year. I was again there, on hand when James Lucas failed to win the awa world championship inside the terror dome at Halloween Havoc
Then the following night where was James Lucas when i had to contend with not only Slam II, but that sick, twisted freak Donzig?..
...nowhere!
But the final straw came on 8th November when James Lucas walked out on me and left me to face a 3 on 1, unlawful attack!
So when it comes to James Lucas, lets just say me and him have some talking to do!"
Chris Sonner
"Ok, well finally i have to ask, Anthony Jordan?"
MjW
"My brother in law? My brother from another mother? My bro from another ho?
Like i said out in the ring, i forgive Anthony for making me have to hurt him, i forgive Anthony for making me have to make his life a laughing stock, i forgive everything, him making me have to sleep with Chantelle JUST so i could prove what a scank she really was...all of it, to me its in the past and i really think thats were it should stay.
Timmy has booked a big main event for June 6th, Slam II, Anthony Jordan and myself...
...in my mind its Connection Vs Slam II, i just hope Anthony can see it the same way."
Chris Sonner
"with all due respect Michael, you nearly killed the man, and failing that you probably made him consider taking his own life at some point, he was that low."
MjW
"ah, low shmo...
...Anthony is a grown man, he knows that shit happens and that things are back how they should be now. MjW is back, the fans are going nuts for me just like they should be and i am once again going to be the man in the AWA...but there is always room for a side kick and no one does it better than The Role Model...
...isn't that right darling?"
Sonner looks confused, pointing to himself and believing that MjW may just be making advances towards him, but all becomes clear as Angela Windsor walks into view, nodding as she embraces her husband, her arms wrap around his neck and their lips meet. after what seems like forever, MJ pulls away, looks at Sonner and ushers him away with his hand as the camera fades