AWA: ANYTHING GOES SHOW CARD

[AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven]

*The fans filled the AWA arena. The noise volume was out of control. The fans were screaming non-stop, excited about the evening. Finally, the AWA was back in action. Suddenly, the lights went out in the arena. Massive explosions went off. The arena light up like never before. “God’s Gonna Cut You Down” by Johnny Cash blasted across the speakers. Although Timothy Draven isn’t always the most loved man in the world, the fans respect what he has done and they began to cheer him. He stepped out on the stage, dressed in an expensive suit. He looked around at the fans sitting inside the arena. He couldn’t help but smile. Finally, after a minute of just taking it all in, he started his walk toward the ring. He climbed the steps and stood in the center of the ring. He reached inside his jacket pocket and pulled out his custom made diamond studded microphone. Once the fans settled down a little, he began to speak.*


Mr. Timothy Draven: Ladies and gentlemen, the AWA IS BACK!


*The arena quickly filled with “AWA” chants. Timothy Draven couldn’t help but smile.*


Mr. Timothy Draven: Sunday, January 29th, 2012 is the date . . . AWA: ANYTHING GOES WILL TAKE PLACE AND IT WILL GO DOWN IN THE HISTORY BOOKS AS THE GREATEST PPV ANYONE HAS EVER WITNESSED!


*The fans are going insane with cheers.*


Mr. Timothy Draven: So I’m sure you’re all asking about the matches. Well, as the title states, ANYTHING GOES in these matches. Some matches have special gimmicks though. Let’s start off with something that you’ve all wanted to see for a LONG time. Finally, we will see two Hall of Famers enter the wrestling ring together. At Anything Goes, we’re going to see a FALLS COUNT ANYWHERES MATCH . . . The Aussie Icon Croc vs. Gregory “Ripper” Kennedy!


*The fans love it. This match has been talked about under the “what if” category for many years.*


Mr. Timothy Draven: How many of you remember the TVX Division that we had a long time ago?


*The fans explode with cheers.*


MTMT: Such a dangerous match.


Jesse Ventura: Yes it was. Brutal! Steel Cage . . . cables across the top, forming an X . . . the title hangs in the center . . . whoever gets to it first, wins. We saw some serious injuries during that time.


MTMT: Yes we did.


Mr. Timothy Draven: Well, we’re going to BRING IT BACK for ONE MORE NIGHT . . . and we’re putting THE BEST OF THE BEST in this match . . . we’re going to put Alexis Morningstar vs. Justin Voss vs. The Solution Jake Andrews . . . these three men will fly through the air . . . these three men will put their bodies on the line . . . and at the end of the night, one man will have the honor of calling themselves the LAST EVER TVX DIVISION CHAMPION!


*”TVX” chants fill the arena.*


Mr. Timothy Draven: If you think that’s amazing, you’ve seen nothing yet! We’re going to put two heated rivals in the ring together and make them battle it out . . . FOR 60 STRAIGHT MINUTES . . .


*The fans explode . . . they’ve been waiting for this “official” announcement.*


Mr. Timothy Draven: THAT’S RIGHT . . . WHITEY FORD vs. RYAN GREEN in a 60 MINUTE IRONMAN MATCH!


*”This Is Awesome” chants fill the arena. *


MTMT: I’m more excited about that match than I can explain.


Jesse Ventura: It’ll be nice to see Ryan Green shut Whitey Ford up for good.


*Commercial*


(Writing up the rest now . . . just wanted to give you guys something to read while I write up the rest)

[AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven]

*Timothy Draven looks around at the cheering fans. He knows this is huge. He knows he’s about to make A LOT of money. This makes him happy.*


Mr. Timothy Draven: WHO WANTS TO GET HARDCORE?


*The fans cheer.*


Mr. Timothy Draven: I MEAN, REALLY FUCKING HARDCORE ! ! !


*The fans explode.*


Mr. Timothy Draven: That’s more like it. At Anything Goes, we’re going to see exactly what hardcore is all about . . . because we’re going to crown the LAST STANDING AWA UNDISPUTED HARDCORE CHAMPION . . . we’re going to take the one man who was Hardcore Champion longer than anyone else, we’re taking JAMES LUCAS . . . and we’re putting him in a HARDCORE LAST MAN STANDING MATCH . . . against . . . ONE OF THE MOST HARDCORE MEN I’VE EVER MET . . . CRAZY BILL ! ! !


MTMT: HOLY SHIT!


*The fans tear the roof off the building with their cheers.*


Mr. Timothy Draven: Now, there has been a lot of internet buzz about these next matches. You see, I had planned a couple of matches, but then, then things went wild in the back. So here’s how it goes. We’re going to have a one on one match . . . The Role Model Anthony Jordan vs. The Corinthian Chris Holtz . . . and as for the stipulation for this match . . . it’s technically an anything goes match, but I have a feeling these two men are going to keep this as “pure” of a wrestling match as anything we’ve ever seen. Anthony Jordan HAD an opportunity to wrestle for the AWA Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship, but he claimed that he was “putting everything with MJ Windsor behind him” . . . so now, Anthony Jordan will face the one man he has NEVER beaten . . . I can personally guarantee that this match will be one that will go down in the history books.


MTMT: That match should be incredible.


Mr. Timothy Draven: And now . . . with Anthony Jordan out of the main event . . . it is my honor to announce that at ANYTHING GOES . . . we will end the night with a celebration . . . a celebration of the GREATEST Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion of all time . . . a guy that has always been like a son to me . . . at Anything Goes, we’re going to celebrate the history of MJ Windsor by crowning him the LAST AWA UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!


*Suddenly, Slam II came rushing out from the back . . . he looked like a man on a mission . . . he stormed down to the ring and grabbed a microphone.*


Slam II: Yo Timbo, what the fu-


Mr. Timothy Draven: Whoaaaaa, hold on one second. Before you say something stupid, you’d better remember that you’re talking to your boss, so you might want to watch what you have to say to me.


Slam II: I came to you and asked you about putting me in the main event against MJ Windsor. There wasn’t another match in the AWA that got better ratings that MJ Windsor vs. Slam II for the belt. These fans would love to see us tear each other apart . . . one . . . more . . . time! Make it hap-


Mr. Timothy Draven: You think because YOU want a main event match that I should just give you one?


Slam II: No, I think you should do it because THESE FANS WANT IT!


Mr. Timothy Draven: You fans want this?


*They explode with cheers.*


Mr. Timothy Draven: Well too damn bad! I’m not putting a drug addict in MY main event.


*Slam II has had enough. He reaches out and grabs Timothy Draven by the collar of his shirt. Before anything crazy can happen, MJ Windsor walks out on the stage with a microphone in hand.*


MJ Windsor: Wait one minute Slam. I’m coming down there. Don’t you dare do anything you’ll regret. I think I have an answer to this issue.


*Slam II releases his boss. MJ Windsor walks down the ramp and enters the ring. He embraces his friend/father figure, Timothy Draven. MJ whispers something in Timothy’s ear. Timothy gets a grin on his face.*


Mr. Timothy Draven: Slam II . . . you and the fans want a chance against MJ Windsor in the main event huh?


*Slam shakes his head yes. The fans all cheer.*


Mr. Timothy Draven: Fine . . . the opening match of the PPV will be a BARBED WIRE LADDER MATCH . . . Slam II vs. Korey Kill vs. Pete Abruscato . . . Slam, if you somehow win that match, you’re in the main event against MJ Windsor . . . if you don’t win, MJ and I are going to walk down to the ring and PUBLICLY FIRE YOUR ASS IN THE CENTER OF THIS RING . . . oh, and you won’t be paid for this PPV either!


*Slam II looks shocked.*


Mr. Timothy Draven: You still want a shot?


*Slam II gets a smile across his face.*


Slam II: You’re damn right I want this match. Nothing will be better than walking away from the AWA and knowing that you have to live with the fact that I was the very last AWA Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion!


*Timothy Draven looks pissed while the fans all cheer.*


Mr. Timothy Draven: Get the hell out of my ring!


*”Monster” by Skillet blasted from the speakers. Timothy Draven’s biological son, Nicholas Jacob Draven came walking out from the back with his grandfather, Timothy Draven’s father, The Ringmaster. The fans went wild with cheers. They walked down the ramp and entered the ring. Nicholas grabbed a microphone.*


Nicholas Jacob Draven: Wow, this card sounds AMAZING. I’ll give you credit Pops, you did a good job. There are some matches that will forever go down in history as phenomenal matches. However, I think there needs to be ONE . . . MORE . . . MATCH!


*The fans cheer. Timothy Draven and MJ Windsor look confused.*


Nicholas Jacob Draven: I think we need an OWNERSHIP MATCH . . . Timothy Draven vs. his ACTUAL son, Nicholas Jacob Draven . . . INSIDE THE TERROR DOME! Hanging from the center of the dome is the deed to the AWA . . . the winner gets 100% ownership of this company. I know this is the last PPV we’ll have, but going out as it’s LAST owner will feel pretty good . . . especially after everything I’ve been through with you . . . and to make sure it’s fair . . . I’ve decided to have The Ringmaster be the SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE!


*The fans all cheer . . . The Ringmaster reaches inside his jacket pocket and pulls out a microphone of his own.*


The Ringmaster: Accctually Nicky, I was doing some thinking, and I made a little change. We keep talking about “One . . . Last . . . Match” . . . and it ya know, I’m pretty sure the “Old Man” has one more battle left inside him . . . and what better last match is there than three generations of our family . . . INSIDE THE TERROR DOME . . . all brawling for the rights to be known as the LAST AWA OWNER . . . so now Timmy, the last thing we need is for you to agree to it.


Mr. Timothy Draven: You’ve obviously taken too many meds for your blood pressure because you’re delirious. Why would I put MY company up? What am I gaining from this? It’s an all risk, no gain situation for me. I’m no fool.


The Ringmaster: Timmy, your son and I thought about this. What’s the one thing Timothy Draven loves more than anything? MONEY! This match has never happened. This match is something that you need Timmy. Do you still have it? Is your son better than you?


Mr. Timothy Draven: That does not bother me.


The Ringmaster: Yeah, I had a feeling you’d say that . . . but what about me? I know we’ve cleared things up over the years, but I also know that you still hold bitterness inside your heart for the infamous screw job heard around the world. I know you’re still angry with me for screwing you over and helping Croc defeat you in the BWA. Timmy, just listening to me talk about it is causing your eyes to fill with anger. This is your chance Timmy. You get revenge on me . . . you get to prove to your son, the wrestling world, and to yourself that you’ve still got “IT” and that you’re better than your son . . . and you get to gain A LOT of money . . . because not only will you gain money from the ratings, the tickets, and the PPV money . . . but I’ve also gotten a few sponsors to invest in this match. You see Timmy, there are a lot of people who want to see this match happen. I’ll list a few names of people who want to see this . . . The Superstar Sheldon Reese. Matt The Man Tassell. Cage McMichaels. Kazenova Kato. Kristin Draven. Chelsi Draven. Naomi Draven. Ted Turner. Shaquille O’Neal. Bart Scott. Karl Malone, and the cast of Jackass. Each person, as well as Nicky and I, have put 1 MILLION DOLLARS A PIECE . . . Timmy, that’s 14 MILLION DOLLARS, ON TOP OF everything else . . . Timmy, just for this match, you’ll get 14 Million EXTRA DOLLARS . . . even if you were to lose, you’d still get this money. If you lose, who really cares, the AWA is dead after this PPV goes off the air. If I win, I’ll turn it into a training facility. If Nicky wins, who knows what he’ll do with it. The fact is, the AWA is dead after this PPV, so the truth of the matter is that this is an ALL GAIN and ZERO RISK for you. Think about it Timmy . . . 14 MILLION DOLLARS for ONE . . . LAST . . . MATCH! Do you have it in you?


*The fans are screaming “do it!” . . . Timothy looks at MJ Windsor. He nods his head, telling Timothy Draven that he thinks he should do it.*


Mr. Timothy Draven: FINE! I’ll do it . . . you want this match . . . you got it . . . an AWA OWNERSHIP MATCH . . . INSIDE THE TERROR DOME . . . Timothy Draven vs. The Ringmaster vs. Nicholas Jacob Draven . . . the winner closes out the show as the LAST AWA Owner . . . but understand something . . . I’ve got A LOT to prove, and the only way I’ll lose this match is if I DROP DEAD INSIDE THAT TERROR DOME . . . NOTHING will stop me from kicking both of your asses!


*With that said, “Killing In The Name Of” by Rage Against The Machine (AWA: ANYTHING GOES THEME SONG) blared over the speakers as more explosions went off, leaving everyone excited about this next month.*