Post by James Lucas on Jan 5, 2012 14:34:05 GMT -4
[glow=maroon,2,300]::::The fans in the arena are starting to settle down after watching a promo from one of the favorites in the AWA. They all jump to their feet and begin to boo as “You know you’re right” by Nirvana begins playing. As the bass lines echo inside the arena, the curtain opens and out steps “The Bitch” Miss Clementine and the man who was the AWA Undisputed Hardcore Champion longer than anyone else. In fact, this man was champion for longer than anyone in the history of this great business. This man was none other than “The Franchise” James Lucas. He stormed out with a shit eating grin on his face. He is holding his girlfriend/managers hand. James is dressed in his ripped up blue jeans, his black work boots, his black hoodie, and a black beanie. Side by side, hand and hand, James Lucas and Clementine walk to the ring. They walk all the way around the ring, looking at the fans and their homemade signs. Most read “Slam II” or “Anthony Jordan” or “Crazy Bill.” James Lucas grabs the one that says “Crazy Bill” and he takes it in the ring with him. Once inside the ring, he holds the sign up in the air. Next, he rips it in half and throws it on the ground. James Lucas holds out his left hand. Clementine hands him his gold plated microphone, a gift given to him from the AWA CEO, Mr. Draven. James lifts the microphone up to his mouth and begins speaking to the fans of the AWA::::
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“Holy fuck it feels good to be back inside this arena.”
::::The AWA faithful cheer for this statement, even though they do not like James Lucas::::
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“Don’t get me wrong, it fucking blows having to stand here and smell the stench coming from all of your mouths. Jesus, don’t you people believe in brushing your teeth?”
::::And just like that, the fans are ready to kill James once again::::
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“Oh wait, I forgot, we’re back in Albany New York. Of course it smells like this.”
::::The fans are screaming obscenities at James. He doesn’t care. He keeps speaking::::
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“So the AWA is having ONE, LAST, SHOW! It’s funny because Mr. Draven speaks about how he refuses to call anyone and ask them to return. However, that is not the 100% truth. Did the boss call me? No, he did not. However, my phone did go off a week ago. I received a very long text message from this companies CEO telling me he was thinking about having one last show and he had a proposition for me. A proposition that he knew I couldn’t refuse. He wanted me to come back to the AWA to wrestle one last match, and he wanted it to be against the Hardcore Hall of Famer, Crazy Bill. At first, I laughed and thought FUCK NO. Why would I get inside the ring with an overweight, washed up has been like Crazy Bill. Then, Mr. Draven told me about the match being for the AWA Undisputed Hardcore Championship. Suddenly, Mr. Draven’s brilliance shined through and I realized that he was even smarter than I thought he was. He offered me something that he knew I could not say no to. The fact is, the AWA Hardcore Championship means more to me than anything else. Everyone knows how important that title is to me. I’ve made A LOT of enemies over the years, but one thing that will always be said about James Lucas is that he was and forever will be the greatest Hardcore Champion of all time. Better than anyone from the past. Better than anyone from the WWE, ECW, or any other federation. The fact is, when I get inside that ring, I put EVERYTHING on the line. I refuse to quit. I refuse to lay down and die.”
[MTMT]
“I hate the man, but he makes a good point.”
[Jesse Ventura]
“He was champion for a long time.”
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“And at AWA: ANYTHING GOES, the same will be true. I will not lay down and die. You see, I’m in a match with Crazy Fucking Bill. A man who will literally die inside that ring If need be. Mr. Draven put us in a Hardcore Last Man Standing Match. One of us is going to have to lay down and die in this match because I know that neither one of us are going to give up. I know that neither one of us are going to stop giving it our all. One of us will have to be down and out for a ten count. That alone says a lot. I know Whitey and Ryan are fighting in a 60 Minute Ironman Match, but I have a feeling my match with Bill is going to last even longer than that. You’re putting two of the most hardcore mother fuckers inside a wrestling ring and telling us to do whatever we want to one another. The only stipulation is that we need to knock the other one down and keep them down for a ten count. Holy FUCK! Is that even possible? No, no it is not, and that’s why I believe one of us are going to have to die inside that ring. January 29th is the last show for the AWA, but I believe it’s the last night on earth for James Lucas or Crazy Bill.”
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[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“Holy fuck it feels good to be back inside this arena.”
::::The AWA faithful cheer for this statement, even though they do not like James Lucas::::
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“Don’t get me wrong, it fucking blows having to stand here and smell the stench coming from all of your mouths. Jesus, don’t you people believe in brushing your teeth?”
::::And just like that, the fans are ready to kill James once again::::
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“Oh wait, I forgot, we’re back in Albany New York. Of course it smells like this.”
::::The fans are screaming obscenities at James. He doesn’t care. He keeps speaking::::
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“So the AWA is having ONE, LAST, SHOW! It’s funny because Mr. Draven speaks about how he refuses to call anyone and ask them to return. However, that is not the 100% truth. Did the boss call me? No, he did not. However, my phone did go off a week ago. I received a very long text message from this companies CEO telling me he was thinking about having one last show and he had a proposition for me. A proposition that he knew I couldn’t refuse. He wanted me to come back to the AWA to wrestle one last match, and he wanted it to be against the Hardcore Hall of Famer, Crazy Bill. At first, I laughed and thought FUCK NO. Why would I get inside the ring with an overweight, washed up has been like Crazy Bill. Then, Mr. Draven told me about the match being for the AWA Undisputed Hardcore Championship. Suddenly, Mr. Draven’s brilliance shined through and I realized that he was even smarter than I thought he was. He offered me something that he knew I could not say no to. The fact is, the AWA Hardcore Championship means more to me than anything else. Everyone knows how important that title is to me. I’ve made A LOT of enemies over the years, but one thing that will always be said about James Lucas is that he was and forever will be the greatest Hardcore Champion of all time. Better than anyone from the past. Better than anyone from the WWE, ECW, or any other federation. The fact is, when I get inside that ring, I put EVERYTHING on the line. I refuse to quit. I refuse to lay down and die.”
[MTMT]
“I hate the man, but he makes a good point.”
[Jesse Ventura]
“He was champion for a long time.”
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“And at AWA: ANYTHING GOES, the same will be true. I will not lay down and die. You see, I’m in a match with Crazy Fucking Bill. A man who will literally die inside that ring If need be. Mr. Draven put us in a Hardcore Last Man Standing Match. One of us is going to have to lay down and die in this match because I know that neither one of us are going to give up. I know that neither one of us are going to stop giving it our all. One of us will have to be down and out for a ten count. That alone says a lot. I know Whitey and Ryan are fighting in a 60 Minute Ironman Match, but I have a feeling my match with Bill is going to last even longer than that. You’re putting two of the most hardcore mother fuckers inside a wrestling ring and telling us to do whatever we want to one another. The only stipulation is that we need to knock the other one down and keep them down for a ten count. Holy FUCK! Is that even possible? No, no it is not, and that’s why I believe one of us are going to have to die inside that ring. January 29th is the last show for the AWA, but I believe it’s the last night on earth for James Lucas or Crazy Bill.”
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