Post by James Lucas on Jan 8, 2012 17:00:34 GMT -4
[glow=maroon,2,300]::::”The Franchise” James Lucas is sitting in the back with “The Bitch” Miss Clementine. They are sitting inside their locker room. Clementine is rubbing James’s shoulders. It appears that James Lucas is super relaxed::::
[Miss Clementine]
“Baby, have you heard anything about where Crazy Bill is?”
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“Nah, I’m not too worried about it.”
[Miss Clementine]
“What? Why not?”
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“Because, he’ll show up. Regardless, I’m showing up to the Anything Goes PPV and I’m walking out as the last, and greatest AWA Undisputed Hardcore Champion of all time.”
[Miss Clementine]
“What’s up with you?”
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“What do you mean Clem?”
[Miss Clementine]
“You’ve been different since coming back here. I know we spent a lot of time on the beaches in Hawaii and we’ve been enjoying some time together, but you seem different. You’re acting “TOO” relaxed. You’re not acting like yourself James.”
::::James sits forward and turns to look at his girlfriend/manager::::
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“What do you mean?”
[Miss Clementine]
“You’ve always talked about respect. You always called people Mister So-and So. You believed in being hardcore and kicking peoples asses, but you also believed this business demands respect from each other. When someone would disrespect you, you would snap. You would lose it. You went out to the wrestling ring and you called out Crazy Bill. He didn’t even have the common courtesy to come out and talk to you face to face. Shit James, he hasn’t even contacted you to let you know he would be showing up. So far, it appears that he isn’t worried one bit about facing you. Maybe he doesn’t take you serious?”
::::Hearing this, James gets a pissed off look on his face. He hates to admit it, but his girlfriend is 100% right::::
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“Ya know Clem, you’re right. I went out there, I talked about how this match would be incredible and how one of us will have to die because I know neither one of us are going to quit. How does that mother fucker repay me? He says nothing. He does nothing. You’re right, I am being too relaxed about this. I understand the doors have only been open for a week or so, but there are a lot of wrestlers hanging around the area. I don’t know where Crazy Bill is, but that son of a bitch had better show up and give me some competition or I’m going to be forced to find him and beat the living shit out of him.”
::::”The Bitch” Miss Clementine gets an evil grin across her face::::
[Miss Clementine]
“That’s what I like to hear baby. What’s your next move?”
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“My next move is to head to that wrestling ring and call his ass out. If he doesn’t come out and face me, man to man, then I’m going to find out from Mister Draven where Crazy Bill lives. Then, I’m going to his house and embarrassing him in front of his friends, family, and neighbors.”
[Miss Clementine]
“PERFECT!”
::::The camera fades as the AWA cuts to a commercial break::::
::::When the AWA returns from commercial, “You know you’re right” by Nirvana blares over the speakers. The die-hard AWA fans start booing immediately::::
[MTMT]
“It seems to me that these fans hate James Lucas just as much as they always did.”
[Jesse Ventura]
“It seems to me that these fans are just as retarded as they always were.”
[MTMT]
“Jesse, you can’t call the AWA fans retarded!”
[Jesse Ventura]
“I can’t?”
[MTMT]
“No, it’s not politically correct.”
[Jesse Ventura]
“James Lucas calls people retarded all the time, therefore, I am calling these fans retarded. If the FCC wants to bitch about it, they can contact my boss. I have a feeling he’s heard from them a few times over the years.”
::::MTMT just nods, knowing he really can’t argue that point. James Lucas and Miss Clementine enter the ring. James pulls out his gold plated microphone, a gift from the AWA CEO Mister Draven, and begins speaking::::
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“So I was in the back with my smokin’ hot girlfriend when she said something that bothered me a little. She explained that I’m being a little too relaxed when it comes to dealing with Crazy Bill. At first, I thought maybe she was a little “crazy” but when she explained herself, I realized that she was 100% correct.”
[MTMT]
“Smart man, agreeing with the misses.”
[Jesse Ventura]
“Can’t argue that statement.”
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“So I’m going to make this simple. Crazy Fucking Bill, you and I are going to tear this mother fucking place apart on January 29th. Personally, I don’t normally give a shit about these fans, but if this is the very last AWA PPV, you’d damn well better believe I’m giving them the performance of a lifetime. I was champion longer than anyone. I kicked more ass in a month than some do in a career. For many many months, I made the AWA Undisputed Hardcore Championship something special. People respected it, and they respected me. Fuck man, even these retarded fans respected me. They might not like me, but they definitely respected me. The opponents I faced respected me. I was respected enough to run with the two most powerful men in the AWA, Mister Draven, and Mister Windsor. Regardless of what people thought about my AWA Character, they always respected me, James Lucas, the MAN!”
::::Oddly enough, there are a few claps from the fans. Most are still booing him::::
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“One thing that I will NEVER be ok with, is when someone disrespects me. Crazy Bill, I came out to this ring a few days ago and showed you respect. You however, showed your true character by not coming out and meeting me face to face. Maybe you don’t respect me at all. Maybe you think you’re “too hardcore” to face someone like me. Maybe you’re just too fat and lazy to get your ass off the couch and come to this arena. Personally, I think it’s a mixture of all those reasons. But Bill, there is one other reason why you’re not out here.”
::::James looks around at the booing fans::::
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“Bill, you’re a fucking coward!”
::::This causes the fans to erupt with sounds of hatred::::
[MTMT]
“A coward? Bill? I’m guessing James Lucas has never heard that sometimes it’s a good idea to let a monster remain sleeping.”
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“Bill, I think you know you’re past your prime. I think you’re scared. You don’t want to have your last match be one where you’re defeated by a younger, better man. I think you’re scared because you know deep down inside that you can’t beat me. Bill, if I’m being honest, I think your confidence is GONE!”
[MTMT]
“Wow, James is definitely making a statement today.”
[Jesse Ventura]
“He is demanding respect from one of the hardcore legends. I have a feeling he’ll get a response now.”
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“So this is where it’s at. Bill, I’m calling your ass out. I’m standing here, center of this ring, and I’m waiting for you. If you don’t get your ass out here and face me man to man, then I’m going to head to the back, I’m going to march into Mister Draven’s office, and I’m going to get your home address. Then, well Bill, the events that will follow will be devastating. Bill, if you force me to come to you, I’m going to destroy you, and anything that you care about. Bill, I’ll smash your front door in. I’ll destroy your car. I’ll squash your little Chihuahua and God help any of your family members that get in my way. Do you even have any family? If you do, and if they get in my way, I won’t think twice about putting the end of my sledgehammer in their fucking face. Bill, I tried to be respectful. I tried to keep this from getting personal. However, when I’m not shown any respect what so ever, I toss the fucking rules out the window. Bill, this is your last chance. You want to keep your family and your possessions safe, then you’d better get your ass to this ring RIGHT NOW!”
::::With those vicious words said, James lowers his microphone and waits to see if Crazy Bill will reply::::
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[Miss Clementine]
“Baby, have you heard anything about where Crazy Bill is?”
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“Nah, I’m not too worried about it.”
[Miss Clementine]
“What? Why not?”
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“Because, he’ll show up. Regardless, I’m showing up to the Anything Goes PPV and I’m walking out as the last, and greatest AWA Undisputed Hardcore Champion of all time.”
[Miss Clementine]
“What’s up with you?”
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“What do you mean Clem?”
[Miss Clementine]
“You’ve been different since coming back here. I know we spent a lot of time on the beaches in Hawaii and we’ve been enjoying some time together, but you seem different. You’re acting “TOO” relaxed. You’re not acting like yourself James.”
::::James sits forward and turns to look at his girlfriend/manager::::
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“What do you mean?”
[Miss Clementine]
“You’ve always talked about respect. You always called people Mister So-and So. You believed in being hardcore and kicking peoples asses, but you also believed this business demands respect from each other. When someone would disrespect you, you would snap. You would lose it. You went out to the wrestling ring and you called out Crazy Bill. He didn’t even have the common courtesy to come out and talk to you face to face. Shit James, he hasn’t even contacted you to let you know he would be showing up. So far, it appears that he isn’t worried one bit about facing you. Maybe he doesn’t take you serious?”
::::Hearing this, James gets a pissed off look on his face. He hates to admit it, but his girlfriend is 100% right::::
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“Ya know Clem, you’re right. I went out there, I talked about how this match would be incredible and how one of us will have to die because I know neither one of us are going to quit. How does that mother fucker repay me? He says nothing. He does nothing. You’re right, I am being too relaxed about this. I understand the doors have only been open for a week or so, but there are a lot of wrestlers hanging around the area. I don’t know where Crazy Bill is, but that son of a bitch had better show up and give me some competition or I’m going to be forced to find him and beat the living shit out of him.”
::::”The Bitch” Miss Clementine gets an evil grin across her face::::
[Miss Clementine]
“That’s what I like to hear baby. What’s your next move?”
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“My next move is to head to that wrestling ring and call his ass out. If he doesn’t come out and face me, man to man, then I’m going to find out from Mister Draven where Crazy Bill lives. Then, I’m going to his house and embarrassing him in front of his friends, family, and neighbors.”
[Miss Clementine]
“PERFECT!”
::::The camera fades as the AWA cuts to a commercial break::::
::::When the AWA returns from commercial, “You know you’re right” by Nirvana blares over the speakers. The die-hard AWA fans start booing immediately::::
[MTMT]
“It seems to me that these fans hate James Lucas just as much as they always did.”
[Jesse Ventura]
“It seems to me that these fans are just as retarded as they always were.”
[MTMT]
“Jesse, you can’t call the AWA fans retarded!”
[Jesse Ventura]
“I can’t?”
[MTMT]
“No, it’s not politically correct.”
[Jesse Ventura]
“James Lucas calls people retarded all the time, therefore, I am calling these fans retarded. If the FCC wants to bitch about it, they can contact my boss. I have a feeling he’s heard from them a few times over the years.”
::::MTMT just nods, knowing he really can’t argue that point. James Lucas and Miss Clementine enter the ring. James pulls out his gold plated microphone, a gift from the AWA CEO Mister Draven, and begins speaking::::
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“So I was in the back with my smokin’ hot girlfriend when she said something that bothered me a little. She explained that I’m being a little too relaxed when it comes to dealing with Crazy Bill. At first, I thought maybe she was a little “crazy” but when she explained herself, I realized that she was 100% correct.”
[MTMT]
“Smart man, agreeing with the misses.”
[Jesse Ventura]
“Can’t argue that statement.”
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“So I’m going to make this simple. Crazy Fucking Bill, you and I are going to tear this mother fucking place apart on January 29th. Personally, I don’t normally give a shit about these fans, but if this is the very last AWA PPV, you’d damn well better believe I’m giving them the performance of a lifetime. I was champion longer than anyone. I kicked more ass in a month than some do in a career. For many many months, I made the AWA Undisputed Hardcore Championship something special. People respected it, and they respected me. Fuck man, even these retarded fans respected me. They might not like me, but they definitely respected me. The opponents I faced respected me. I was respected enough to run with the two most powerful men in the AWA, Mister Draven, and Mister Windsor. Regardless of what people thought about my AWA Character, they always respected me, James Lucas, the MAN!”
::::Oddly enough, there are a few claps from the fans. Most are still booing him::::
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“One thing that I will NEVER be ok with, is when someone disrespects me. Crazy Bill, I came out to this ring a few days ago and showed you respect. You however, showed your true character by not coming out and meeting me face to face. Maybe you don’t respect me at all. Maybe you think you’re “too hardcore” to face someone like me. Maybe you’re just too fat and lazy to get your ass off the couch and come to this arena. Personally, I think it’s a mixture of all those reasons. But Bill, there is one other reason why you’re not out here.”
::::James looks around at the booing fans::::
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“Bill, you’re a fucking coward!”
::::This causes the fans to erupt with sounds of hatred::::
[MTMT]
“A coward? Bill? I’m guessing James Lucas has never heard that sometimes it’s a good idea to let a monster remain sleeping.”
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“Bill, I think you know you’re past your prime. I think you’re scared. You don’t want to have your last match be one where you’re defeated by a younger, better man. I think you’re scared because you know deep down inside that you can’t beat me. Bill, if I’m being honest, I think your confidence is GONE!”
[MTMT]
“Wow, James is definitely making a statement today.”
[Jesse Ventura]
“He is demanding respect from one of the hardcore legends. I have a feeling he’ll get a response now.”
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“So this is where it’s at. Bill, I’m calling your ass out. I’m standing here, center of this ring, and I’m waiting for you. If you don’t get your ass out here and face me man to man, then I’m going to head to the back, I’m going to march into Mister Draven’s office, and I’m going to get your home address. Then, well Bill, the events that will follow will be devastating. Bill, if you force me to come to you, I’m going to destroy you, and anything that you care about. Bill, I’ll smash your front door in. I’ll destroy your car. I’ll squash your little Chihuahua and God help any of your family members that get in my way. Do you even have any family? If you do, and if they get in my way, I won’t think twice about putting the end of my sledgehammer in their fucking face. Bill, I tried to be respectful. I tried to keep this from getting personal. However, when I’m not shown any respect what so ever, I toss the fucking rules out the window. Bill, this is your last chance. You want to keep your family and your possessions safe, then you’d better get your ass to this ring RIGHT NOW!”
::::With those vicious words said, James lowers his microphone and waits to see if Crazy Bill will reply::::
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