Post by "The Aussie Icon" Croc on Jan 13, 2012 21:58:27 GMT -4
(The show cuts backstage to the backstage interview area. New AWA internet reporter, Chris Maddison, is standing looking at the camera)
(MADDISON)
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Tonight we here at AWA.com have a rare treat where we will be joined by the legendary Aussie Icon, Croc.
(Camera shows Croc standing nearby)
(MADDISON)
Croc what are your thoughts before your match with sometime foe, sometime allie in Gregory “Ripper” Kennedy?
(CROC)
What kind of joke operation are you running here?
(MADDISON)
It is for AWA.com
(CROC)
So where is the sound guy and the two cameras?
(MADDISON)
We only run on a solo camera for the website.
(CROC)
So this isn’t even going to be televised?
(MADDISON)
Well kind of. It will be available to the fans on the website
(CROC)
This is rubbish. I am the Aussie F**king Icon… When I speak the whole world listens. I am not going to waste my time with some half-wit journalist on a show that only a few teenagers are going to watch whilst they are waiting for their internet porn to finish buffering!
(Croc storms off camera and shortly afterwards, “Breakstuff” by Limp Bizkit hits and the crowd roars with boos as the Aussie Icon appears on the stage)
(MTMT)
Well I guess Croc is not a fan of the internet
(VENTURA)
Why would we waste his time… When Croc wants to speak we should be telecasting it to the masses. I believe Croc addressing us is on par with any Presidential address!
(MTMT)
Well AWA.com has been going into meltdown since the AWA return so maybe the masses would have heard him.
(VENTURA)
But they would have turned off as soon as they heard that stupid Chris Maddison
(MTMT)
What is wrong with Chris?
(VENTURA)
I don’t like him. You cannot trust a man with small, girl like hands.
(Croc rolls into the ring and demands a microphone. He stands in the middle of the ring with a disgruntled look on his face)
(CROC)
Can you hear that people?
(Croc holds his hand up to his ear. Loud boos can be heard)
(MTMT)
I don’t know what Croc is going on about. The sound of people booing him should be normal for him… He hears it nearly every day.
(VENTURA)
Well unlike you… Croc doesn’t hear it when he is finished in the bedroom with his women!
(CROC)
If you can hear what I can hear you will know for a fact that “Anything Goes” is going to be a walk in the park for me. Why? Because the sound I hear is silence. Like the middle of the desert or the middle of a Crazy Bill main event, there is not a sound. Why? Because Ripper is running scared.
(Crowd boos)
(CROC)
You see, Ripper is running from me. Night after night, since the AWA return, I have been waiting. I have been waiting for Ripper to show his face and dribble his way through another pointless promo, where he makes idiotic jokes about me. But nothing… Where is Ripper? Where is the so called Hardcore Madman? Where is the Virus?
(Croc shows his cocky smirk)
(CROC)
I will tell you where Ripper is? In hiding! The Hardcore Madman has been medicated and the Virus has been cured. Why? Because Ripper sees what everyone else in the AWA has seen since the AWA re-opened its doors for one last hurrah.
(Croc glares at the camera)
(CROC)
What Ripper and everyone in the back has seen is the look in my eye. The look that clearly shows that the Killer Instinct is back. You see Ripper was never going to be a challenge for me. So why take the match? I will admit it was selfish for me to ask for such a match, but Ripper is like that annoying fly or that unreachable scratch that has been bugging me for years… “Anything Goes” is going to be my chance to finally kill that annoying fly and scratch that unbearable itch! I will squash Ripper and expose him as the joke that he has always been. I will not only prove that I am superior to Ripper, but I will beat him at his own game. I will expose him by beating him in his own hardcore domain. I will show that I am more hardcore than Ripper but also tougher, stronger, quicker, smarter and all round more talented than Ripper. I will shove his stupid Anti-Croc League right down his throat and make him choke on the stupid jokes that constantly spew out of his mouth.
(There is a loud Ripper chant erupt, but Croc ignores it)
(CROC)
But seeing as though my match with Ripper is going to be such a breeze for me, I guess I am lucky to hear that there will be a main event comprised of all the match winners to decide once and for all the Ultimate AWA Heavyweight Champion.
(Croc smirks)
(CROC)
Title or no title… Everyone knows when I walk into the room that they are looking at the Champ! No one wants to see the wannabe Croc, who goes by the name of MJW, as the champ….
(Croc laughs to himself)
(CROC)
And to be honest, I don’t even recognise anyone else on the card. But that doesn’t matter. Why? Because I am at a distinct advantage going into that main event. You see there are going to be strong rumours that Ripper is not even going to show up. I am going to get a bye in my match and win by forfeit. Add that with the fact that no one comes close to the natural talent I possess in my gifted and chiselled, god-like body… I am a shoe in for the title!
(Croc smirks)
(CROC)
And there will be no better way for me to end this chapter in my life than to have the low-life Timmy Draven personally handing me the Undisputed Title and admit that I am the best he has ever seen and the best the AWA has ever had the privilege of showcasing! I am the original wrestling superstar and I am the one and only Aussie Icon… Your next and your only AWA heavyweight champion… Til death do us part!!!
(Croc holds his arms up in triumph, laughing) [/color]
