Post by James Lucas on Jan 18, 2012 19:31:50 GMT -4
[glow=maroon,2,300][“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“Ya know Clem, I’m pretty sure this match I have with Cactus Jack will be very similar to the match I will have with Crazy Bill.”
::::James Lucas and Miss Clementine are walking together down the hallway::::
[“The Bitch” Miss Clementine]
“Oh yeah? Is that because they’re both hardcore legends and their fighting style is similar?”
::::James grins::::
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“Uh, no! It’s because they’re both washed up, too retarded to know what’s good for them, over the hill, only slightly talented, has beens. They were decent at one point in their lives, and now they’re old. They’re slow. Imagine putting Terry Funk in a match with Chris Jericho. Could the match be good? Yes, but “WHY” would that match be good? The answer is simple. The match would only be good because Chris Jericho would be carrying the entire match on his shoulders. Would you get a few high spots because Funk would crash through a table or something? Sure. Would the fans all cheer for something like that? Of course! But the fact is, the wrestling match would not be a match at all if Jericho wasn’t carrying the entire match. This has happened for years in the industry. Edge vs. Mick Foley. Was Foley alright in that match? Sure he was, but was he on the same level as Edge? Not even close. How many times did some of the greats like HBK, Jericho, Punk, Edge, Shelton Benjamin, Christopher Daniels and the list goes on, but how many times did these guys get into a match with someone, and they needed to carry the entire match? It happens a lot. It will be no different when I face Cactus Jack, and it will be no different when I face Crazy Bill. I’ll be carrying the match both of those nights.”
[“The Bitch” Miss Clementine]
“Kinda seems unfair.”
::::James grins once again, but this time it’s more of a cocky grin::::
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“Just one of the responsibilities of being one of the greatest.”
::::James and Clementine walk off as the cameras switch to the announcers at the table::::
[MTMT]
“In a couple of seconds, I am going into the ring where I will conduct a one on one interview with the hardcore legend, Cactus Jack.”
[Jesse Ventura]
“I am interested in his opinions of “The Franchise” James Lucas.”
[MTMT]
“I’m headed to the ring. As soon as we come back from this commercial break, we’ll get some great answers from Cactus Jack.”
::::After the commercial break, Cactus Jack’s music starts to play. The die-hard wrestling fans jump to their feet and begin screaming. No matter where he goes, Cactus Jack is cheered for. The curtain opens and sure enough, Cactus Jack comes stepping out onto the stage. He tosses up his right arm. The fans are tearing the roof off with their cheers. He begins walking down the ramp. Suddenly, the curtain flies open and out runs “The Franchise” James Lucas with a steel chair in hand. He runs down the ramp and cracks the chair across the back of Cactus Jack. The fans all erupt with loud boos and vulgarities::::
[Jesse Ventura]
“James Lucas has other plans for this interview. He looks relentless.”
::::James drops the chair. He picks up Cactus Jack and body slams him on top of the chair. The sound of body bouncing off of metal echo’s throughout the arena. James looks out at the screaming fans and gives them an evil grin. Meanwhile, MTMT has rejoined Jesse Ventura at the announce table::::
[MTMT]
“This is uncalled for. I was supposed to conduct an interview with Cactus Jack and James Lucas has ruined it.”
[Jesse Ventura]
“James Lucas is sending a strong message to Cactus Jack, and more importantly, Crazy Bill.”
::::James grabs Cactus Jack and locks him in a figure four leg lock. Cactus Jack is screaming in pain. James keeps the move locked in for about 45 seconds and then releases it. He stands up, lifts Cactus Jack to his feet and then rolls him into the ring. James picks up the chair and slides in behind Jack. Like a rabid wolf, about to attack his lifeless prey, James stands there, waiting for Cactus Jack to reach his feet. As soon as he does, James swings the chair with all his force. Luckily, Cactus Jack moves out of the way and James completely misses. Cactus Jack delivers a quick clothesline, knocking James down. While this is happening, “The Bitch” Miss Clementine is running down the ramp with James Lucas’s sledgehammer in hand. Cactus Jack doesn’t see her::::
[MTMT]
“Cactus Jack had better turn around real quick.”
::::Cactus Jack grabs James Lucas and gets him in the double underarm DDT position. Right under him is the steel chair::::
[Jesse Ventura]
“If Cactus Jack hits this, James Lucas might not make it to their match.”
::::Miss Clementine slides in the ring, drops to her knees right behind Cactus Jack, takes the sledgehammer and drives it right in between Jack’s legs. Cactus Jack releases James Lucas and quickly drops. James gathers himself together and stands over Cactus Jack. Clem hands the sledgehammer to James. He takes it and sticks the end of it in Jack’s throat. Jack is gasping for air::::
[MTMT]
“James is going to kill him.”
[Jesse Ventura]
“Anything Goes MTMT, Anything Goes!”
[MTMT]
“This is not a sanctioned match.”
[Jesse Ventura]
“Ok, why don’t you go in the ring and tell James that.”
::::Suddenly, Crazy Bill’s music blares across the speakers. James Lucas looks pissed. Crazy Bill comes running through the fans and jumps the guard rail. Bill has a barbed wire baseball bat in hand and slides in the ring. James and Clementine quickly escape the ring with the sledgehammer. They stand on the outside of the ring as Bill checks on Cactus Jack. Bill calls for a microphone, what does he have to say?::::
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“Ya know Clem, I’m pretty sure this match I have with Cactus Jack will be very similar to the match I will have with Crazy Bill.”
::::James Lucas and Miss Clementine are walking together down the hallway::::
[“The Bitch” Miss Clementine]
“Oh yeah? Is that because they’re both hardcore legends and their fighting style is similar?”
::::James grins::::
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“Uh, no! It’s because they’re both washed up, too retarded to know what’s good for them, over the hill, only slightly talented, has beens. They were decent at one point in their lives, and now they’re old. They’re slow. Imagine putting Terry Funk in a match with Chris Jericho. Could the match be good? Yes, but “WHY” would that match be good? The answer is simple. The match would only be good because Chris Jericho would be carrying the entire match on his shoulders. Would you get a few high spots because Funk would crash through a table or something? Sure. Would the fans all cheer for something like that? Of course! But the fact is, the wrestling match would not be a match at all if Jericho wasn’t carrying the entire match. This has happened for years in the industry. Edge vs. Mick Foley. Was Foley alright in that match? Sure he was, but was he on the same level as Edge? Not even close. How many times did some of the greats like HBK, Jericho, Punk, Edge, Shelton Benjamin, Christopher Daniels and the list goes on, but how many times did these guys get into a match with someone, and they needed to carry the entire match? It happens a lot. It will be no different when I face Cactus Jack, and it will be no different when I face Crazy Bill. I’ll be carrying the match both of those nights.”
[“The Bitch” Miss Clementine]
“Kinda seems unfair.”
::::James grins once again, but this time it’s more of a cocky grin::::
[“The Franchise” James Lucas]
“Just one of the responsibilities of being one of the greatest.”
::::James and Clementine walk off as the cameras switch to the announcers at the table::::
[MTMT]
“In a couple of seconds, I am going into the ring where I will conduct a one on one interview with the hardcore legend, Cactus Jack.”
[Jesse Ventura]
“I am interested in his opinions of “The Franchise” James Lucas.”
[MTMT]
“I’m headed to the ring. As soon as we come back from this commercial break, we’ll get some great answers from Cactus Jack.”
::::After the commercial break, Cactus Jack’s music starts to play. The die-hard wrestling fans jump to their feet and begin screaming. No matter where he goes, Cactus Jack is cheered for. The curtain opens and sure enough, Cactus Jack comes stepping out onto the stage. He tosses up his right arm. The fans are tearing the roof off with their cheers. He begins walking down the ramp. Suddenly, the curtain flies open and out runs “The Franchise” James Lucas with a steel chair in hand. He runs down the ramp and cracks the chair across the back of Cactus Jack. The fans all erupt with loud boos and vulgarities::::
[Jesse Ventura]
“James Lucas has other plans for this interview. He looks relentless.”
::::James drops the chair. He picks up Cactus Jack and body slams him on top of the chair. The sound of body bouncing off of metal echo’s throughout the arena. James looks out at the screaming fans and gives them an evil grin. Meanwhile, MTMT has rejoined Jesse Ventura at the announce table::::
[MTMT]
“This is uncalled for. I was supposed to conduct an interview with Cactus Jack and James Lucas has ruined it.”
[Jesse Ventura]
“James Lucas is sending a strong message to Cactus Jack, and more importantly, Crazy Bill.”
::::James grabs Cactus Jack and locks him in a figure four leg lock. Cactus Jack is screaming in pain. James keeps the move locked in for about 45 seconds and then releases it. He stands up, lifts Cactus Jack to his feet and then rolls him into the ring. James picks up the chair and slides in behind Jack. Like a rabid wolf, about to attack his lifeless prey, James stands there, waiting for Cactus Jack to reach his feet. As soon as he does, James swings the chair with all his force. Luckily, Cactus Jack moves out of the way and James completely misses. Cactus Jack delivers a quick clothesline, knocking James down. While this is happening, “The Bitch” Miss Clementine is running down the ramp with James Lucas’s sledgehammer in hand. Cactus Jack doesn’t see her::::
[MTMT]
“Cactus Jack had better turn around real quick.”
::::Cactus Jack grabs James Lucas and gets him in the double underarm DDT position. Right under him is the steel chair::::
[Jesse Ventura]
“If Cactus Jack hits this, James Lucas might not make it to their match.”
::::Miss Clementine slides in the ring, drops to her knees right behind Cactus Jack, takes the sledgehammer and drives it right in between Jack’s legs. Cactus Jack releases James Lucas and quickly drops. James gathers himself together and stands over Cactus Jack. Clem hands the sledgehammer to James. He takes it and sticks the end of it in Jack’s throat. Jack is gasping for air::::
[MTMT]
“James is going to kill him.”
[Jesse Ventura]
“Anything Goes MTMT, Anything Goes!”
[MTMT]
“This is not a sanctioned match.”
[Jesse Ventura]
“Ok, why don’t you go in the ring and tell James that.”
::::Suddenly, Crazy Bill’s music blares across the speakers. James Lucas looks pissed. Crazy Bill comes running through the fans and jumps the guard rail. Bill has a barbed wire baseball bat in hand and slides in the ring. James and Clementine quickly escape the ring with the sledgehammer. They stand on the outside of the ring as Bill checks on Cactus Jack. Bill calls for a microphone, what does he have to say?::::
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