Monday Night Anarchy (6.15.09)

[AWA.com]

Anarchy hits the air as 'We Don't Care Anymore' cuts out before the pyro can even go off. “Devour” by Shinedown blasts over the pa-system and the fans go wild giving Jake Andrews a loud booig. The cocky superstar comes strutting out onto the entrance ramp ignoring the fans that boo him, he starts the walk down the ramp

-MTMT- “Tonight Jake Andrews, the Solution, will face AWA’s tag-team of stoners in a handicap match”

-Jesse Ventura- “Not if things keeping going down hill for Hydro”

-MTMT- “Explain….for the home viewers”

-Jesse Ventura- “Karson hasn’t been here”

Andrews was now in the ring his music had faded, he held a microphone.

-‘The Solution’ Jake Andrews- “Hydro it looks like your scared….-chuckle-

jonas lee your joking right? The AWA’s worst stoners wrestlers…failures ever….

Against the ‘Solution’ Jake Andrews? I got this”

Andrews laughs the crowd boos, and he tosses down the microphone. “Bong tokin’ Alcoholics” by Kottonmouth Kings hits the pa-system, the crowd gives a mixed reaction to the entrance of Jay Hydro. He stops at the top of the ramp biting his nails through his mask, and checking the laces.

-Jesse Ventura- “No Rookie bs tonight!”

-MTMT- “No Karson, sad but true”

Hydro continues his walk puffing out his chest as to show the crowd he wasn’t afraid, some just laugh. He rolls into the ring then back out again shaking his head, he went to walking back up the ramp. He got halfway up yelling he quit, when out from the back steps Enforcer and Fat Chocolate crossing their hands. The crowd erupts in laughter as Hydro turns around his head held low, he rolls back into the ring.

-Jesse Ventura- “Quick and over”

Andrews orders the referee to ring the bell, BING, Andrews goes off the road fast at Hydro, and he ducks quickly between Andrews leg. BUT, Andrews catches Hydro by his ankle locking in a leg-lock, BUT, Hydro wiggles free pushing Andrews by the ass with his foot into the ropes. Andrews catches himself he dosen’t fall, He turns around stunned Hydro wasn’t tapping already, but instead Hydro is on his feet.

-MTMT- “The wiggle method caught Jake Andrews by surprise”

-Jesse Ventura- “He should be told not to play with his food before he eats it!”

Andrews steps into Hydro low elbowing his in the gut, Hydro drops to one knee holding his gut, and Andrews reaches for the laces of Hydro’s mask., BUT, Hydro is up on his feet facing Andrews face to face Andrews leans back a bit, BUT, Hydro’s left fist catches him under the chin. Andrews stumbles back a bit as Hydro waves a finger at Andrews face, Hydro then steps into Andrews on the upper thigh then he twists connecting Andrews with a hard left knee. Both men topple down Hydro catches himself on his feet in a squat position but he pounces going to lock in one Karson’s finisher ‘Cough to get off’ (triangle choke-hold).

-Jesse Ventura- “I’m high!”

-MTMT- “No that just happened! Hydro with a showcase of talent even pulling off his best friends finisher!”

Andrews is in the hold but still on his feet uses his still focusing skills to lift Hydro off the ground, and he jumps between the ropes Hydro hitting ground concrete first. Hydro lets go quickly laying on his back laying still from pain and Andrews is on his feet pulling Hydro up to his feet.

-Crowd- “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!”

Andrews smack Hydro across the face a few times then he hard whip-lashes him into the corner of the ring, Hydro comes forward holding his back, he falls to his knees. The ref counts

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2…

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Andrews gets Hydro to his feet, he rolls him in.

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Andrews rolls in stopping the count, Hydro lays on the mat. Andrews picks him up but keep him in a DDT but he grabs the jean shorts lifting Hydro straight up, then falls back connecting Hydro’s head with the mat, he let go of the rest of the body letting it fall to the ring as he hooked the leg for the pin. The ref falls to mat hand smacking the ground.

1…

again it comes up then falls…

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But Hydro comes up quickly breaking the count.

-Jesse Ventura- “Close!”

-MTMT- “I’m surprised that DDT looked slightly…rough”

Andrews jerks up rubbing his face arguing with the ref about his speed. He gets up bringing Hydro up to he is about to whiplash Hydro into the corner when during the swing Hydro keeps lock of his wrist twisting it behind him, AND, pulls him quick the hand folded behind the back. Hydro jerks up a few times on the twisted hand Andrews yells in pain slapping his shoulder, Hydro then lets go twisting Andrews all around swinging with a swarm of slaps across his face. Hydro stop bounces off the ropes leaping in the air connecting with an elbow in Andrews face.

-MTMT- “Straight from the pages of Cena himself!”

Andrews falls back. Hydro does not celebrate but instead jumps over the body of Andrews jumping on the opposite turnbuckle in the middle, and then jumps backwards in a back flip pounding the chest of Andrew with two knees. He then sits on top the crowd going wild the ref begins a count.

1…

His hand goes up then down…

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once more it goes up…ANDREWS KICKS FORCING Hydro off of him. Hydro slams his fists on the mat.

-MTMT- “Amazing this is Hydro”

-Jesse Ventura- “Karson can stay gone! Hello Hydro!”

Hydro is on his feet locking in an DDT of his own, but the ref isn’t paying attention as Andrews punches Hydro in the man hood. Hydro drops quickly the ref is confused as Hydro locks in a leg-lock wretching the ankle hard left to right, and Hydro screams in pain.

-Jesse Ventura- “Bye Hydro…AND KARSON!”

-MTMT- “Ah Andrews looks ready to finish”

Then the fans go crazy, the camera cuts up to the ramp, and standing there is none other than….JAY HYDRO….Wearing a matching mask and gear stands at the top of ramp laughing. Andrews is looking at the ref who has turned his back on watching him. Hydro taps. Andrews yells lets go to grab the ref when he spots Hydro at the top of the ramp. Behind him the ‘Hydro’ in the ring pulls the mask off quickly standing up. THE CROWD IS ESTATIC!!

-MTMT- “That’s KARSON IN THE RING!! MY GOD THAT’S KARSON IN THE RING!”

Andrews turns around stunned, confused, pissed, and is short ended when Karson sets in on his finisher ‘HAZY DAYZ’ (read info. In profile). Hydro runs down to the ring sliding in helping Karson get Andrews up they hit the tag-team move finisher “No seeds not stems” (the T-Gimmick). The Rookies step on the chest of Andrews the ref counts….

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DING! The bell rings the fans go wild.

-Jesse Ventura- “The usual trick!”

-MTMT- “Andrews was destroyed!”

-Jesse Ventura- “Cheated”

-MTMT- “No just out smarted!”

Hydro and Karson are tearing it up in the ring already pulling out their joints from Hydro’s pocket. The smoke is roaring, UNTIL, Kash comes running down from in the crowd with a chair, he slides in behind ‘The Rookies’ smacking Hydro in the back of the head, he folds, Karson gets tapped on the shoulder when Kash tosses him the chair, Karson catches it, and is put down quick when Kash drop kicks it back into face. Karson flips backwards out cold, the crowd goes wild as Kash gets out of the ring staring at the two fallen victors. The cameras cut.
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The camera cuts backstage to see Mean Gene standing in the AWA interview area. He looks around, then at his watch.

Mean Gene
Is he coming? Is this happening tonight?

Whaddya mean I might have to find him?! Where is 'The Virus' Ripper?


Mean Gene rolls his eyes and motions for the camera to follow as Anarchy takes it's first break.

[AWA.com]

Coming back, 'Even Flow' plays across the arena. The fans cheer as the AWA Undisputed World Champion steps out. He makes his way to the ring and climbs through the ropes. 'Whitey' plays. The fans cheer as attention goes to the entrance. They start to settle as the music stops. Again, 'Whitey' plays and after a few seconds, stops. The tron lights up to see Mean Gene walking with a purpose down the hall.

He stops at a door

Mean Gene
AH HA! Here we are at the locker room of 'The Virus' Ripper. Now, we'll get to the bottom of this interview.


Mean Gene pushes the door open and looks in.


Mean Gene
Good God! What happened in here?! Someone better get the medics!


The camera goes in and you see Whitey Ford laying on the locker room floor. Chairs, towels and clothes are laying all over the place. We come back to the ring to see Anthony Jordan talking to the ref.

"If you got girl problems I feel bad for ya son....I got 99 problems but a girl ain't one....."

The fans cheer as 'The Chosen GM' Jonas Lee steps out. He looks around with a grin on his face. The music stops as Jonas Lee looks down at to the ring.


Jonas Lee
I'm not to happy. And you know what they say? If I'm not happy.... Then it's not cool! Tonight was going to be special for Whitey Ford. Tonight? If he was able to beat you, he was going to go to Fight To The Finish to face you for your world title. But once again, things get messed up. I can't blame anyone but, look Jordan....it's in your boys locker room!


Anthony Jordan shrugs and shakes his head to try and let Jonas know that Ripper is not 'his boy'


Jonas Lee
So, you know what the Chosen GM is gonna do for you? he's going to make you a match for Fight to the Finish. I thought, what could be better than seeing Anthony Jordan, one on one with 'The Virus' Ripper!


The fans go wild as Jonas Lee puts up a hand to quiet them down a bit.


Jonas Lee
Sadly for all of us, Timmy Draven gave Ripper a no compete clause in his contract. So.... I cannot make Ripper fight in a match until after July 4th....


The fans are upset and start to boo slightly.


Jonas Lee
So, instead, it'll be Anthony Jordan vs Whitey Ford! Triple threat match for the AWA World Title!


The fans sound confused as Jordan looks at the ref, confused about how Whitey vs Himself is triple threat. '99 problems' plays and Jonas Lee heads backstage.

Anthony Jordan stands outside of the ring, looking upset that he doesn't have a match now, as Anarchy takes a break.

[AWA.com]

* The scene opens up to show "The Draven Mansion"....Chris Sonnier is at the front door. He knocks a couple of times, but no one answers the door. He stands there for a few seconds, looking confused. *


Chris Sonnier: I was told to be here today for an interview with Nicholas Jacob Draven....I'm here, but no one else is.


Camera Man: Should we leave?


Chris Sonnier: I don't know. Jonas Lee demanded that I get an interview with NJD. If I go back without an interview, he's going to be pissed.


Camera Man: I don't know then. It's your call.


Chris Sonnier: Man, sometimes I really wonder why I take these assignments.


* Suddenly, the door opens and a huge black man opens the door. The black man looks like a bodyguard. He has all black on, and black sunglasses. The guy has got to be close to 7 feet tall and weigh close to 450lbs. He's definitely a guy you don't want to mess with. Chris Sonnier looks up at the huge man. *


Chris Sonnier: Um, hi!


* The black man stands there with his arms crossed. *


Chris Sonnier: I'm with the AWA. I'm here to interview Nicholas Jacob Draven....General Manager Jonas Lee sent me. My names Chris Sonnier....


* The bodyguard stands there and doesn't move. He looks like a statue. Knowing that this isn't working out well, Chris Sonnier decides to try to walk past the bodyguard and into the mansion. With one quick motion, the bodyguard grabs Sonnier by the throat and pins him against the wall. A voice can be heard from the inside. *


Voice: TINY, let him go. He's alright.


* The bodyguard, "Tiny" releases Chris Sonnier. Sonnier gasps for air, adjusts his collar on his shirt and then walks past Tiny. As he enters the mansion, he looks around. It's huge inside. The ceilings must be 25 feet high. Sonnier looks around, but doesn't see Nicholas Jacob Draven. *


Chris Sonnier: Uhh, Nicky?


Nicholas Jacob Draven: Come down the hallway. Second door on the left.


* Chris Sonnier heads down the hallway and enters the room. He stops in his tracks. There is a massage table sitting there, and Nicholas Jacob Draven is laying on top of it. There are two smoking hot women, topless, rubbing his back and feet. *


Chris Sonnier: OH, I'm....I'm sorry, I can come back.


Nicholas Jacob Draven: It's alright Sonnier. I'm just in the middle of getting my daily full body massage.


Chris Sonnier: You sure it's alright that we're in here....I mean....their boobies are hanging out.


Nicholas Jacob Draven: Did you say boobies?


Chris Sonnier: Well....yeah....you know what I mean.


Nicholas Jacob Draven: Wow....just....wow! Anyways, you're here for your interview right?


* Chris Sonnier is trying to see NJD's face, but NJD keeps it hidden with a towel. *


Nicholas Jacob Draven: Stop trying Sonnier, it's just going to happen.


* Chris Sonnier looks confused. *


Chris Sonnier: How did you-


Nicholas Jacob Draven: If you want an interview, start asking your questions or get the fuck out of here. It's up to you.


Chris Sonnier: How are you feeling?


Nicholas Jacob Draven: Pretty good for someone who has his face smashed in with a baseball bat.


Chris Sonnier: I heard your jaw, cheek bone, nose, and eye bone were all broken. I also heard your ribs were busted, and you were dealing with some back issues....can you confirm any of these?


Nicholas Jacob Draven: Nope.


Chris Sonnier: Nope? What do you mean nope?


Nicholas Jacob Draven: Nope means nope. Thats it.


Chris Sonnier: So you don't have any broken bones?


Nicholas Jacob Draven: I never said that.


Chris Sonnier: I'm confused.


Nicholas Jacob Draven: Next question.


Chris Sonnier: Um, any idea when you'll return to the AWA?


Nicholas Jacob Draven: Nope.


Chris Sonnier: Oh....another nope answer....good....we're going places with this interview.


* It's obvious that Chris Sonnier is being sarcastic. Suddenly, Tiny is right behind Sonnier. Tiny grabs the back of Sonniers shirt. *


Chris Sonnier: What the-


Nicholas Jacob Draven: It's time for you to leave Sonnier. Tell Jonas Lee that if he wants a serious interview, he might want to send someone other than you.


* Tiny drags Chris Sonnier out the door, down the hallway, and shoves him out of the front door. *


Camera Man: We should have just left when we had the chance.


Chris Sonnier: I didn't realize this interview would go this bad.


Camera Man: You really are a terrible interviewer.


Chris Sonnier: Shut up!



**Commercial Break**

[AWA.com]

'Shipping up to Boston' hits and the fans cheer as Conner O'Shea storms out. He heads right to the ring and rolls under the ropes. He jumps to his feet and looks at all four posts with weapons hanging above them.

The fans turn their cheers as 'Big Ego' hits. MJ Windsor graces the arena with Khris Heaven mere steps behind him. MJW and Khris get to the ring as both look up at Conner, who looks ready to take both out if needed. MJW slides in as Conner backs up. They stare each other down as the bell rings.

Instantly, both men climb turnbuckles. Conner reaches up for the kendo stick as MJW gets his hands on his lead pipe that he's been carrying around for weeks. They both yank them down and jump to the mat. They turn and go right after each other. MJW lifts the pipe up to bring down on Conner's head as Conner connects the kendo stick with MJW's right leg. MJW hops on one foot as Conner turns and hits MJW in the back of the head. MJW falls over the ropes to the waiting Khris Heaven who makes sure he's ok. MJW looks angry as he reaches in and grabs his pipe. He starts to yell at fans as Conner reaches over the ropes and grabs him. MJW slams the pipe into his face. Conner falls back to the mat, with a hand over his face. MJW grabs Conner's feet and pulls him out of the ring. Conner already has blood dripping down from his forehead as MJW raises the pipe high and swings it down across the back of Conner's knee. Conner falls to the floor, yelling in pain as MJW starts to brag to the crowd. MJW gets Conner up and leans him against the ring apron. He hands the pipe to Khris and nails a few 'Flair' chops. Conner manages to rake MJW in the eyes and roll into the ring. MJW climbs in through the ropes. He places one leg over the middle rope as Conner grabs the rope and yanks it as hard as he can. MJW falls into the ring holding himself. Conner and MJW go back and forth for a little while with wrestling moves. After Conner nails a DDT, he climbs up and grabs the thumbtacks. The fans cheer as Conner stands on the top rope and dumps them in the ring. MJW starts to get to his feet as Conner motions to the fans, he's ready to fly. Khris Heaven jumps up and pushes Conner off the turnbuckle and onto the tacks. She stares at Conner, who is trying to get out of the pile of tacks. MJW motions for her to come in. Khris grabs MJW's lead pipe and starts to tap it in the palm of her other hand. Suddenly, Miss Taylor climbs in she grabs Khris Heaven by the back of her hair and pulls her into the turnbuckle. Khris Heaven comes back by taking Miss Taylor down. They start to roll around, beating each other as MJW grabs Miss Taylor to pull her off. Conner O'Shea pulls himself up and storms over to MJW who has Miss Taylor by the hair. Conner grabs MJW by the shoulder and spins him around into another DDT. Miss Taylor and Khris go at it again as Conner makes the pin.

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'99 problems' plays over the arena and the fans cheer. Conner O'Shea grabs Miss Taylor and the two slide out of the ring, away from Khris and MJW who is getting to his feet, looking like he's about to spit nails.


Jonas Lee comes to the stage with a mic in hand.


Jonas Lee
There he is people. The third contestant in the World Title three way at Fight To The Finish.

Conner looks around suprised as Miss Taylor claps for him. MJW on the other hand has his hands held high by Khris Heaven.

Jonas Lee
Now, I bet you are wondering who it is. That's a question that not even the greatest GM in wrestling history can answer. Because, right now? There is no answer. How do we know who will face Jordan and Whitey? Because they will win the match at Fight To The Finish! It will be MJ Windsor facing Conner O'Shea!

The fans cheer as everyone around the ring stops celebrating.

Jonas Lee
But, it won't be one on one. MJW will have a partner....Conner O'Shea will have a partner. And it will be a partner of my choosing boys. And your partners are going to be the very women you are standing next to! Whatever team wins boys, you will be in the World Title Match!

The fans cheer as Miss Taylor looks a little shooken by this. You see MJW and Khris Heaven grinning, already plotting a victory as Anarchy goes off the air.