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Post by Kevin Kash on Jun 28, 2009 14:12:28 GMT -4
Bily Mays,the creater of the big city slider station and oxi clean was found dead in his tampa home at 7;45 am,he was 50 years
FUCK
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Post by MTMT on Jun 28, 2009 14:20:56 GMT -4
Well, he wasn't the creator... just the pitchman.
It's sad that he's dead... but I can't help thinking- "Who will try to sell me OxiClean at 2:30 in the morning now?"
There are far too many "Too Soon" jokes associated with his death...
Looks like Billy Mays was a limited time offer!
In lieu of flowers, please send three easy payments of $29.95 to Zorbeez.
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Post by Anthony Jordan on Jun 28, 2009 17:37:00 GMT -4
Thankfully, he was buried with the EZ Funeral set available for 5 installments for $19.95. The casket is sealed with Mighty Putty.
No, I'm not happy he's dead, but this isn't like losing Michael Jackson. The guy was able to keep a straight face when he shilled everything he could and made money doing it. Wish I could pull it off.
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Post by MTMT on Jun 28, 2009 17:53:00 GMT -4
He was just on The Tonight Show last week... he had a damn good humor about his career. Demoing some of his products, while Conan made fun of him.
But, yeah... it's unfortunate, but I'm not crazy with grief or anything.
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Post by Anthony Jordan on Jun 28, 2009 17:57:37 GMT -4
You became a full member of this board while agreeing with me...I LOVE IT!
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Post by MTMT on Jun 28, 2009 18:13:05 GMT -4
MT-AJ strikes again!
All thanks to Billy Mays!
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Post by AWA Staff on Jun 28, 2009 19:28:46 GMT -4
Wow, I always say they come in threes....now they come in fours.
So much for Satisfaction gauranteed.
It's a shame his survivors has to pay shipping and handling to get from the funeral home to the grave site.
You know the grave diggers are gonna use some OxyClean to get the dirt out of their pants when they are done.
His grave will read: "Here lays your 2:30am friend"
it is a damn shame......
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Post by MTMT on Jun 29, 2009 2:16:30 GMT -4
Found this one on one "TextsFromLastNight.com" (fucking hilarious site, by the way):
"they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!"
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Post by SLAM II on Jun 29, 2009 8:45:15 GMT -4
hahahahah i literally pissed myself!!
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Post by Referee James Simpson on Jul 2, 2009 22:12:17 GMT -4
Wonder how he introduced himself to St. Peter at the gates......
HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR OXI CLEAN PEARL!
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Post by Gregory "Ripper" Kennedy on Jul 3, 2009 16:33:59 GMT -4
Ahem.  |
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Post by Referee James Simpson on Jul 4, 2009 17:30:55 GMT -4
Now Steve McNair got shot and died.....WTF is going on?!
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Post by Gregory "Ripper" Kennedy on Jul 4, 2009 19:10:07 GMT -4
Wow. They are dropping like flies.
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Post by Anthony Jordan on Jul 4, 2009 19:22:53 GMT -4
Soon enough, the entertainment world will be ruled by Pauly Shore (he somehow survives).
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Post by AWA Staff on Jul 4, 2009 22:33:36 GMT -4
I like Pauly.....dickhead
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