Shake Up..READ ASAP (Anarchy Change)

[AWA.com]

**99 Problems hits the PA system and the fans cheer as 'The Chosen GM' Jonas Lee steps out. Instead of his dress shirt and black slacks, he is wearing a pair of Khakis, brown leather sandals, and a green and yellow carribean button up shirt with the top two buttons undone. He makes his way to the ring, slapping hands with fans and then slides right in.**

MTMT: "Jesse, Jonas is looking like the Jonas of old. He's got old Jonas attire on, and he slides right in like he used to for his big matches."

Jesse Ventura: "I think something is up Matt and, I'm not going to like it. I don't like it."

MTMT: "You don't even know what is going on."

Jesse Ventura: "Aside from handing me my paycheck, I don't like anything he does....when he actually does anything."

** The music cuts as Jonas now has a mic in hand. The fans begin to settle to hear what Jonas has to say.**

Jonas Lee
Ladies and Gentlemen, I want to re-introduce you all to the man who made a differance in this industry. The man who was HIGHLY regarded in the BWA and the AWA. The Man who runs it all now...... JONAS LEE OF OLD!

**The fans are a little unsure of what he means and what's going on.**

Jonas Lee
No more is 'corporate' Jonas Lee alive. It's now the Jonas of the old and there's only one thing to say about it..... DAAAAYYYYYUUMMMMM! It's good to be back to myself.

**The fans cheer when suddenly, "By Myself" plays. The fans remember this music from almost eight years ago and a lot of cheers are heard. Newer fans have no clue until Timmy Draven steps out in his pressed, expensive suit. Fans go wild as he has a mic in hand and makes his way to the ring. He climbs up and gets in as the music cuts and he gets in the face of Jonas Lee.**

Timmy Draven
Jonas, I hand picked you to come into the AWA and take over what I was having trouble doing cause of my schedule. I hand picked you to come and turn this place upside down like no GM has ever done before. Xander Jaxon, Cage McMicheals, Logan Rivers....they have all done a job one step above yours.

**Jonas looks around and then holds his hands up and shakes his head. He chuckles as he thinks Timmy is just trying to scare him and is joking around.**

Timmy Draven
I suggest you wipe that smile off your face. I'm serious. You have until Monday night to shake things up or you WILL be FIRED!


MTMT: "DID YOU HEAR THAT?!

Jesse Ventura: "Yeah, Timmy just fired Jonas Lee."

MTMT: "No, he told him he has till Monday..."

Jesse Ventura: "Yeah, and Jonas will sit back like always and do NOTHING....He's already as good as fired!"

**Jonas Lee looks around and takes a step back. He looks a little shocked as he tilts his head to one side, almost like cracking his neck.**

Jonas Lee
Timmy, you have nothing to worry about. I was out here to make a huge announcement to EVERYONE in the AWA. An announcement that would shake up EVERYTHING these guys know. I'm tired of Windsor running around here threatening me. I'm tired of Windsor and Jordan playing this Co-Champion game. Makes me wonder which one is Chyna and which one is Jericho.... I guess Windsor is Chyna. But, on a serious note brotha, please exit the ring while I please you and shock everyone else.....

**Timmy Draven looks a little suprised that Jonas actually asked him to leave the ring. Timmy obliges and stands ringside, looking up at Jonas, waiting to hear this announcement.**

Jonas Lee
This Monday, The entire line up is gone! Not one single match will take place! Instead? Instead every single superstar on the roster will be in a battle royal. Everyone from the so called 'Co-Champions' all the way down to Johnny London and our new guy Big Zig.... Every man for himself! And when the last two stand in that ring, The AWA Undisputed World Championship will be placed high above the ring.... FOR A LADDER MATCH!

**The fans go absolutley wild as the camera sees Timmy Draven looks impressed with this move.**

Jonas Lee
Jonas Lee is tired of games. It's time for the Jonas of old to step in, take over and run this place with every superstar and fan sitting on the edge of their seats! And Ripper? Your wish is granted...You WILL be in this match! As for the rest of you? If anyone on this line up refuses to enter the ring, you WILL BE FIRED!

**'99 Problems' plays over the speaker as Jonas looks around at the cheering fans as the camera fades to a promotion for the new Anarchy that will take place in a few short days**












(The new deadline for Anarchy this week will be 12pm on Monday)

[Anthony Jordan]

*A KY commercial is cut right before the announcer can talk about the sensational, warming touch, and we return to the arena. "Even Flow" is heard playing as the co-Undisputed World Champion shakes his head and motions for Draven and Lee to stay in the ring as he descends down the ramp.*

MTMT: "Sorry to our sponsors for interrupting their commercials, but Anthony Jordan decided to make his presence known just seconds after we left."

Ventura: "He's costing this company money! Fire him, Draven!"

*Jordan hops up the stairs and enters the ring. His music begins to fade as he doesn't play to the fans, but simply pulls a microphone out of his khakis' pocket showing that this was an unplanned entrance. "The Role Model" looks Lee up and down before starting.*

Jordan: "Wow, way to sneak one in on the Fourth of July. Does one of you plan to be a surprise entrant? Because you know no one is paying attention to wrestling today, so you try to sneak this in? I am just lucky I came back to the arena to get my flippy-floppies and heard you spout this nonsense. Seriously, how sad is this?"

*Jordan shakes his head and turns away for a second, then he turns back around and snaps his fingers.*

Jordan: "I got it! It is almost as sad as the AWA ripping off the other company's idea of the owner threatening to fire the general manager!"

*The AWA fans boo as they hate any association with the "other company." Jordan just gives his goofy grin before continuing.*

Jordan: "Just because they steal our ideas does not mean we should return fire. How about we stay on the forefront of the wrestling industry? You think you two can do that?"

*Timmy Draven lifts up his diamond-studded microphone before the co-Undisputed World Champion motions for him to set it down.*

Jordan: "Timmy, I have worked for you for the past three and three-quarters years. It was a rhetorical question. I already know the answer, unfortunately."

*The fans cheer as Jordan gives his goofy grin again.*

Jordan: "If you want the title out of the Connection, then this is the worst way to do it. In case you were not paying attention, we got a lot stronger over the last couple of days. In addition to MJ Windsor's little army having his back, I now have Ripper watching my back!"

*The fans give a mixed reaction as they aren't sure how to take the new Jordan/Ripper alliance.*

Jordan: "If that was not enough, Ripper has an old Aussie friend coming back! In case you two cannot put it together, the final three in the battle royal will be MJ Windsor,"

*The crowd boos loudly for "The Ego."*

Jordan: "Ripper,"

*The crowd mostly cheers for Ripper.*

Jordan: "And me!"

*The crowd mostly cheers for "The Role Model."*

MTMT: "He makes a good point. The Connection plus Ripper should have no trouble fending off anyone. Guys are going to have to work together to defeat that power group, but can they?"

Ventura: "MJ Windsor's great leadership won't allow that!"

*Jonas Lee and Timmy Draven look unimpressed.*

Jordan: "Sorry to keep you two. I know you taped SmackDown to poach ideas, so I will let you get back to it. Just know if Nicholas Jacob Draven or our esteemed General Manager join the battle royal, the he will receive a nice one-way flight to the floor courtesy of Air Connection. Actually, it is quite a lovely flight. MJ picked out some good tea and biscuits for your in-flight snack. You are going to love it!"

*Jordan gives his goofy grin as the fans cheer silliness.*

Jordan: "Oh and when some combination of MJ, Ripper and I make the final two. We will climb the ladder and take the title off at the same time to prove just how pointless your little title match is. Enjoy the Fourth, gents."

*Jordan takes his microphone and exits the ring as the fans start cheering him.*

[AWA Staff]

**Seconds after Jordan goes backstage and his music fades, 'Shipping up to Boston' plays. The fans cheer as Conner O'Shea stomps out from the back. Mic in hand, he stomps down to the ring and slides in. He looks Jonas Lee up and down before he climbs the turnbuckle and points his thumbs to himself then points out into the crowd. he hops down as his music cuts.**

Conner O'Shea
I gotta agree with Jordan on this one you maroon! I was in the back, waitin for Taylor to finish up signing her new contract, when I heard this crap spew from your mouth. You wanna tell me if I'm not here I'll be fired?

**Jonas shakes his head and raises the mic.**

Jonas Lee
That's what I said bro.

Conner O'Shea
Yeah, let's see you rip up the contract of your number one ass kicker! Cause I'll whoop the shit outta ya and not think twice about it!

Jonas Lee
You won't touch the Chosen GM....

**Conner looks around at the fans, then at Jonas. He looks Jonas up from head to toe and raises his mic again.**

Jesse Ventura: "Did you hear that?! Conner is threatening the General Manager....I might not like him but, he should fire Conner O'Shea for this one!"

**Conner raises the mic again**

Conner O'Shea
You might be the chosen GM but, I'm the chosen beer drinkin, deal breakin, chick takin, ass kickin fucker around here! Remember, you and Timmy hunted me down for an AWA contract!

**The fans cheer as Conner turns to Timmy Draven**

Conner O'Shea
Draven, you know what's good for business.... and you know that I'm the man that these fans wanna see. I'm not comin Monday night and you ain't gonna fire me! And you ain't gonna let this, poodle hat bastard do it either!

**Draven looks angry as he stares a hole through Conner's soul and raises his mic**

Timmy Draven
Who do you think you are?! Telling me what I will and will not do?! Telling me how my general manager will do things? Telling me what I did! Conner O'Shea, you're lucky I don't fire you right now! I oughta beat some sense into you right now. You do as I say, You do as I want....you do whatever Jonas Lee tells you to do! GOT IT PUNK!?

**Conner raises his mic.**

Conner O'Shea
Perhaps you don't....

Timmy Draven
I asked if you got it! It's a simple yes or no question you irish mick!

**Conner doesn't take kindly to the slur as he runs and slides under the ropes and goes after Timmy Draven. The two men start to brawl on the outside as Jonas jumps out of the ring. Officials and Whitey Ford run out. They get the two men apart as Whitey pushes Conner back, up the ramp. Draven picks up the mic.**

Timmy Draven
It's like Jonas said..... YOU WILL BE THERE...OR YOU WILL BE FIRED!

**Conner looks at Timmy Draven and brushes the back of his hand under his chin to signify an 'F' you. Whitey finally gets Conner backstage and out of a spot where he can get in serious trouble.**

[Kevin Kash]

"Breaking the habit" plays as a man in a black suit walks don the ramp

Jesse Ventura:"Who the hell is that?"

MTMT:"It's-it's kevyn kash!"

Indeed,Kevyn Kash is waring a black suit,cut his hair to a flattop,and shaved his soulpatch,he walks straight as he walks up the steel steps,and climbs in

Kevyn Kash:"Ladies and gentlemen,i am no longer the suicide kid you used to know,i too,like anarchy's card,have changed"

Fans cheer at this

Kash:"And you disgust me all,my new mission is to censor all of the garbage aired on the air,from that brittish cunt Windsor,to those stoners,that perverted bastard,and even jonas lee!"

fans give a mixed reaction

Kash:"Thats right,because you want a big shake up,i can shake things up,once i win that battle royal,and climb to the top,i can mke the impact and change the awa for good,i gauren damn tee it"

Fans cheer as "Breaking the habit" ends and he walks up the ramp

*Will jonas respond?*
(sorry its short,at a party)

[Gregory "Ripper" Kennedy]

:: As Kevyn Kash is walking back up the ramp the lights descend and the familiar scenes begin to flash on the titantron as Switchback begins to build up. Sure enough right on cue the titantron explodes in spark as the music peaks and “I’M RIPPER!” explodes from the PA system. Ripper wastes no time in coming out from the back. He is wearing a pair of black jeans and a new t-Shirt which states “AWA Just Got Hardcore!” with an Image or Ripper’s signature Trident on the front sliding between the “a” in “Hardcore” and the “o” in “Got” ending after the “Just.” Ripper reaches into his pocket and pulls out a microphone.::

Jesse ‘The Body’ Ventura: “Oh fantastic we have to listen to him now.”

Matt ‘The man’ Tassel: “He has just the same right as anyone in this match to come out here and say his mind.”

Jesse: “Which is weird for Ripper. Usually his mind is so empty”

MTMT: “I will admit this Ripper has been far more set on what he wants to achieve. Far from the Ripper of old who seemed to be unable to concentrate on things for more than a day.”

Jesse: “I miss that Ripper.”

MTMT: “No you don’t.”

Jesse: “I do. He very rarely came to the ring.”

:: Ripper stares down into the ring. He glances towards Jonas and then settles his sights on Timmy Draven.::

Ripper: “Mr. Draven... Ah hell I’ve known ya long enough. Timmy. How’s it been? I ain’t see you in such a long time. “

:: Draven does indeed smile and nod his head acknowledging the fact he does indeed have a history with Ripper. ::

Ripper: “It seems like only yesterday that you and I were duke-ing it out. I was beating you from ringpost to ringpost. You were beating me from ringpost to ringpost. Good times. Look at ya now. Laid down arms. Well then again we didn’t call you ‘Old man Draven’ for nothing did we.”

:: Draven shrugs as he begrudgingly accepts what Ripper has said ::

Ripper: “Anyway it is very nice to see you ain’t dead yet. However, I have more important issues to address.”

Jesse: “Kiss ass!”

MTMT: “He might hear you.”

Jesse: “Good”

MTMT: “Remember what happened the last time you tested if a superstar could hear you?”

Jesse: “Good point. They beat me up but this is only Ripper.”

MTMT: “Who was it that beat you up?”

Jesse: “It was Ripper... Good point number two.”

Ripper: “Jonas. I know I asked for a match but giving me a World Title match. I didn’t expect that.”

:: Jonas goes to respond as he thinks Ripper has gotten the wrong end of the stick with this however he is cut off by Ripper. ::

Ripper: “I mean I know I have to go through that battle royal... rumble... thing or whatever it is beforehand but that is pittance. You could have at least made it challenging. I have beaten every single person that matter on that list.”

:: Kevyn Kash seems to take offence to this and goes to respond however Ripper is quick on the ball to cut him off. ::

Ripper: “I said everyone that matters kid.”

:: The fans cheer as Ripper puts down “The Suicide Kid” ::

Ripper: “The fact of the matter is I am a shoe in for one of those places, and seeing as you so kindly made it a ladder match; makes me the most likely candidate to win. I am the Hardcore Legend; The Hardcore Madman; The most hardcore son of a bitch ever to grace wrestling. I have invented more innovative and brutal matches than anyone. I have fought more and survived more than anyone. Timmy can attest to that. He has experience firsthand how hardcore I can be. “

MTMT: “This is true. In his beginning months in the BWA Ripper and Timmy were prime Hardcore Contenders of the BWA Xtreme Challenge Title.”

Ripper: “All this means is that next week when I announce my new AWA signing I will be doing it with the AWA World title securely around my waist and this time; This time I won’t have stolen it. “

:: “Break Stuff” hits as Ripper lowers his microphone at the mention of his Australian signing. He smiles one last time as the AWA heads to finish the commercial break that had been interrupted.::

Jesse: “I still don’t believe that Ripper has managed to get him to return.”

MTMT: “If he has, the AWA is bound for some changes.”

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