Post by zig on Jul 5, 2009 14:29:08 GMT -4
.......As the AWA comes back from commercial, you can see that someone is video taping something. In the bottom left hand corner, you see "AWATV" written in pink letters. The camera circles the room, showing a decked out room with fancy lighting, expensive paintings, and a huge bed. Laying on the bed is none other than the AWA's newest superstar, "The Pornstar" Zig Johnson. He is laying there in nothing more than a pair of silk boxers that have the word "BIG" written on them in fancy lettering. Zig has his arms behind his head and looks to be relaxed. There is a half naked woman rubbing his feet, and another half naked woman rubbing his muscles.......
"It was just announced that at Monday Night Anarchy, yours truly, "The Pornstar" Zig Johnson, the newest superstar to join the AWA, will be in the battle royal. The battle royal in which the last two men will do battle in a ladder match. In reality, MJ Windsor could lose his title before the ladder match even happens. This is the opportunity of a lifetime. In my debut match, I could throw all the other assholes out of the ring, then, climb up the ladder, and become the new AWA Undisputed Champion."
.......Zig Johnson looks off into the distance, thinking about becoming the AWA Undisputed Champion in his debut match brings a smile to The Pornstars face.......
"I told the world that a new era was taking place in the AWA. I told the world that the AWA needed a shake up, and moments later, the GM and the CEO come out and announce the same thing. If there isn't a shake up, the CEO will fire the GM. The GM announces a shake up to the Anarchy card, and, put the very man who originally made the announcement, Zig Johnson, in the main event match. This decision will prove to be a good one for our General Manager because when you're given an opportunity like this, you make the most of it. I'm going to Anarchy with my personal bodyguard, and my sexy ladyfriend, and I'm going to shake the foundation of the AWA by becoming the NEW, AWA UNDISPUTED CHAMPION!
.......Suddenly, Naomi comes walking into the room. She walks up to the half naked girl rubbing Zig's muscles and she kisses the girl. Zig gets a huge grin on his face. Naomi climbs on top of Zig and starts to rub his chest. He smiles at the camera as the scene fades out.......
"It was just announced that at Monday Night Anarchy, yours truly, "The Pornstar" Zig Johnson, the newest superstar to join the AWA, will be in the battle royal. The battle royal in which the last two men will do battle in a ladder match. In reality, MJ Windsor could lose his title before the ladder match even happens. This is the opportunity of a lifetime. In my debut match, I could throw all the other assholes out of the ring, then, climb up the ladder, and become the new AWA Undisputed Champion."
.......Zig Johnson looks off into the distance, thinking about becoming the AWA Undisputed Champion in his debut match brings a smile to The Pornstars face.......
"I told the world that a new era was taking place in the AWA. I told the world that the AWA needed a shake up, and moments later, the GM and the CEO come out and announce the same thing. If there isn't a shake up, the CEO will fire the GM. The GM announces a shake up to the Anarchy card, and, put the very man who originally made the announcement, Zig Johnson, in the main event match. This decision will prove to be a good one for our General Manager because when you're given an opportunity like this, you make the most of it. I'm going to Anarchy with my personal bodyguard, and my sexy ladyfriend, and I'm going to shake the foundation of the AWA by becoming the NEW, AWA UNDISPUTED CHAMPION!
.......Suddenly, Naomi comes walking into the room. She walks up to the half naked girl rubbing Zig's muscles and she kisses the girl. Zig gets a huge grin on his face. Naomi climbs on top of Zig and starts to rub his chest. He smiles at the camera as the scene fades out.......