Post by Gregory "Ripper" Kennedy on Jul 5, 2009 19:56:55 GMT -4
Ripper: “That’s right Rip-Dog and when you next see AJ what do you do.”
:: Rip-Dog begins to bark viciously as Ripper pats him on the head. Ripper is sitting on a park bench with Rip-Dog sitting on the ground between his legs. Scorpion is sitting to his left hand sight eating an ice cream. ::
Scorpion: “I don’t get it. I thought you and AJ were starting to get around.”
Ripper: “Doesn’t mean I’m going to stop performing practical jokes on the man.”
Scorpion: “I don’t think that a mauling by a trained attack dog counts as a joke.”
Ripper: “What do you mean trained attack dog? Ripper isn’t trained. It’s all natural. Like me.”
:: Ripper ruffles the dog’s head and gives it a chocolate as it lays down staring out at the playing fields where children run around playing games ::
Ripper: “Anyway. You shouldn’t take notice of Jordan that much. He may treat you like crap but I’m sure deep down he likes you.”
Scorpion: “I doubt it. Last week he gave my office away to the janitor.”
Ripper: “Well the janitors do good work...”
Scorpion: “And they already have an office. I’m telling you I get no respect from them or anyone. Hell I doubt anyone knows my name. ”
Ripper: “I’m sure people know your name. You’re an AWA star. You’re famous.”
Scorpion: “Ah, I’m just a side character.”
:: At that moment Hobo-Flash and Hawkbrush walk through the background holding Aqua-Blinky. ::
Scorpion: “And even then I lack the staying power of some other side characters. “
Ripper: “Look people know who you are and I’ll prove it. You!”
:: Ripper shouts at a random passer by getting him to stop. ::
Ripper: “Slightly overweight balding fellow. Who is this?”
:: Ripper motions towards Scorpion who is moodily eating his ice-cream. ::
Guy: “Scorpion. Wrestler.”
Ripper: “Thanks. You can go.”
:: Scorpion looks physically dumb struck as the man walks away.::
Scorpion: “He knew my name. I must be dreaming.”
Ripper: “Plenty of people know your name. I know your name. Rip-Dog knows your name. That guy knew your name.”
Scorpion: “You’re right!”
:: Scorpion hands the ice cream cone over to Ripper who happily continues eating it. Scorpion stands up proud at what he has just realised. ::
Scorpion: “I am more than just a sidekick. I am my own person. I am better than everyone else because I have the ability to persevere. Anthony Jordan isn’t important. It doesn’t matter if he cares about me. All that matters is that other people do. I’ll show him what I can do. I’m going to enter that battle royal.”
Ripper: “You’re already in the battle royal.”
Scorpion: “I am. Oh man. Why do I never know these things?”
Ripper: “Do you ever check your mail?”
Scorpion: “AJ says I can only get to my mail once I figure out what i did with his eighteen sixty two antique glass letter opener. “
Ripper: “Green thing? Clear see through blade?”
Scorpion: “Yeah how do you know?”
Ripper: “I Stole that months ago. To be honest I’d forgotten what it was.”
Scorpion: “Can I have it back?”
Ripper: “You don’t need it. Just be forceful. Tell AJ you are looking at your mail.”
Scorpion: “But what if he says know.”
Ripper: “Then kick him in the crotch and walk past him. It’s what I do and it usually works.”
Scorpion: You’re right. Let’s go!”
:: Ripper nods with approval and stands up pulling Rip-Dog to his feet as he walks of screen back towards the arena with Scorpion::
Random: “Hey Ripper. Hey Scorpion.”
Scorpion: “Oh God another one. This must be a dream.”
:: Rip-Dog begins to bark viciously as Ripper pats him on the head. Ripper is sitting on a park bench with Rip-Dog sitting on the ground between his legs. Scorpion is sitting to his left hand sight eating an ice cream. ::
Scorpion: “I don’t get it. I thought you and AJ were starting to get around.”
Ripper: “Doesn’t mean I’m going to stop performing practical jokes on the man.”
Scorpion: “I don’t think that a mauling by a trained attack dog counts as a joke.”
Ripper: “What do you mean trained attack dog? Ripper isn’t trained. It’s all natural. Like me.”
:: Ripper ruffles the dog’s head and gives it a chocolate as it lays down staring out at the playing fields where children run around playing games ::
Ripper: “Anyway. You shouldn’t take notice of Jordan that much. He may treat you like crap but I’m sure deep down he likes you.”
Scorpion: “I doubt it. Last week he gave my office away to the janitor.”
Ripper: “Well the janitors do good work...”
Scorpion: “And they already have an office. I’m telling you I get no respect from them or anyone. Hell I doubt anyone knows my name. ”
Ripper: “I’m sure people know your name. You’re an AWA star. You’re famous.”
Scorpion: “Ah, I’m just a side character.”
:: At that moment Hobo-Flash and Hawkbrush walk through the background holding Aqua-Blinky. ::
Scorpion: “And even then I lack the staying power of some other side characters. “
Ripper: “Look people know who you are and I’ll prove it. You!”
:: Ripper shouts at a random passer by getting him to stop. ::
Ripper: “Slightly overweight balding fellow. Who is this?”
:: Ripper motions towards Scorpion who is moodily eating his ice-cream. ::
Guy: “Scorpion. Wrestler.”
Ripper: “Thanks. You can go.”
:: Scorpion looks physically dumb struck as the man walks away.::
Scorpion: “He knew my name. I must be dreaming.”
Ripper: “Plenty of people know your name. I know your name. Rip-Dog knows your name. That guy knew your name.”
Scorpion: “You’re right!”
:: Scorpion hands the ice cream cone over to Ripper who happily continues eating it. Scorpion stands up proud at what he has just realised. ::
Scorpion: “I am more than just a sidekick. I am my own person. I am better than everyone else because I have the ability to persevere. Anthony Jordan isn’t important. It doesn’t matter if he cares about me. All that matters is that other people do. I’ll show him what I can do. I’m going to enter that battle royal.”
Ripper: “You’re already in the battle royal.”
Scorpion: “I am. Oh man. Why do I never know these things?”
Ripper: “Do you ever check your mail?”
Scorpion: “AJ says I can only get to my mail once I figure out what i did with his eighteen sixty two antique glass letter opener. “
Ripper: “Green thing? Clear see through blade?”
Scorpion: “Yeah how do you know?”
Ripper: “I Stole that months ago. To be honest I’d forgotten what it was.”
Scorpion: “Can I have it back?”
Ripper: “You don’t need it. Just be forceful. Tell AJ you are looking at your mail.”
Scorpion: “But what if he says know.”
Ripper: “Then kick him in the crotch and walk past him. It’s what I do and it usually works.”
Scorpion: You’re right. Let’s go!”
:: Ripper nods with approval and stands up pulling Rip-Dog to his feet as he walks of screen back towards the arena with Scorpion::
Random: “Hey Ripper. Hey Scorpion.”
Scorpion: “Oh God another one. This must be a dream.”
