Post by Anthony Jordan on Jul 5, 2009 21:28:45 GMT -4
*The scene opens up in the Connection's locker room as the co-Undisputed World Champion walks around reading some papers.*
Jordan: "So I am three-tenths of a second faster climbing the left side of the ladder. I need to remember this."
*Failing to see the lack of logic in that line of thinking, "The Role Model" continues to study his notes until he hears a knock at the door.*
Jordan: "Dear God, do not let it be charity. I hate being guilted into giving away my money."
*He takes a few steps toward the door and amends what he was saying.*
Jordan: "Or a minority. I do not feel as if I have it in me to deal with other walks of life. The last thing I need is a scandal before Anarchy."
*He walks to the door and opens it. His fear is washed away by joy as it is none other than Chantelle who is wearing a tight "Role Model" baby T-shirt and a black mini-skirt. Jordan gives his goofy grin at seeing his on-again off-again girlfriend.*
Chantelle: "Baby!"
*She jumps on Jordan, wraps her legs around him and gives him a deep kiss. Jordan stumbles back and falls onto the couch. They break the kiss and start chuckling.*
Jordan: "I missed you."
*Chantelle smiles.*
Chantelle: "I know. However, when my demons start surfacing, you know I have to leave before I do something I'll regret. This last time was real bad."
*She lays her head on Jordan's chest and turns to where her legs are no longer locked around him. "The Role Model" wraps his arms around her.*
Jordan: "Really?"
Chantelle: "Mmm hmm. I came here looking for you, and MJ was stretching. He was in work-out shorts that displayed his hot ass and gave me just enough of his package to make me feel weak."
Jordan: "Wow, that does sound tempting..."
*Jordan seems lost in his own world as Chantelle looks up at him.*
Jordan: "For you! You made the right choice by bailing, babe."
*Chantelle turns and arches up a little bit as she looks down at Jordan and sticks out her bottom lip.*
Chantelle: "Am I forgiven?"
*Jordan just smiles as they start making out. After a few seconds, a voice is heard.*
Voice: "You're slacking on the discipline, mate. I would have at least given her a firm spanking."
*Knowing that voice, Chantelle immediately breaks the kiss and snaps around. Unfortunately for Jordan, she was biting his bottom lip and probably took a piece of it with her. Jordan clasps his mouth and rolls off the couch in pain as Chantelle turns around to greet MJ Windsor.*
Chantelle: "Hi, MJ."
MJ: "Fucked you already. Any kindness I might have possibly shown you is gone."
*MJ motions for Chantelle to leave.*
Chantelle: "You are a bad boy."
*Windsor sighs.*
MJ: "You're insane."
Chantelle: "I'm whatever you want me to be."
Jordan: "MRMMRRMMREM!"
*The co-Undisputed World Champion stands up covering his bloody lip as he voices protest. MJ holds up a hand to tell his friend he has nothing to worry about.*
MJ: "Harold, fetch my dear brother an ice pack and a towel."
*MJ's butler quickly scurries into the room to do as he is told. He gives the items to Jordan who wipes away the blood and presses the ice pack next to the towel to prevent inflammation.*
Jordan: "Thanks, Harold."
MJ: "Next time, get the lead out. AJ could have died of blood loss the way you took your time."
Harold: "Yes, sir."
*Taking the abuse, Harold just leaves the room. After he leaves, Khris Heaven leaves. She sees Chantelle, and her normally dismal demeanor gets even worse.*
Khris: "I know Harold is your butler, but I'd be happy to take out the trash for you."
*Windsor smirks at that remark as Jordan glares at Heaven.*
Jordan: "I put up with your attitude because you are so hot, but not right now, honey!"
Chantelle: "WHAT?!"
*Not used to hearing Jordan talk that way about other women, Chantelle turns to him and stands akimbo.*
Chantelle: "What is 'hot' about a muscular tomboy? Have you checked her for an Adam's Apple?"
*Having actually shagged Khris, MJ Windsor takes offense.*
MJ: "Don't dare suggest 'The Ego' enjoys less than the finest when it comes to women or even suggest he fancies guys!"
Jordan: "The same goes for me!"
MJ: "Thanks for your support of 'The Ego.'"
Jordan: "I meant that I like the finest women, too, and do not go for guys."
*Windsor nods as he sees that Jordan was talking himself up, not just MJ. About this time, Ripper arrives. He surveys the scene and walks over to the Connection.*
Ripper: "What the hell is going on?"
*Jordan groans as he turns to his ally.*
Jordan: "Do you care to hear the whole story or do you just want enough to make fun of the situation?"
*Ripper just grins.*
Jordan: "Why did I even bother asking? Anyway, that foxy red head,"
*Jordan points at Chantellle.*
Jordan: "She had a...errr...umm relationship with MJ..."
*MJ cuts him off.*
MJ: "That's not true."
Chantelle: "What we had that night was magic!"
MJ: "Then I pulled a David Copperfield with the waitress at the restaurant after you left."
*Chantelle gasps as Jordan groans.*
Jordan: "Well, she went crazy for a spell when he would not return her calls. She then dated me to get closer to him, but then we fell in love. We are an on-again off-again couple because the temptations of MJ are some times too much for her to handle."
*Ripper smiles at what he hears and points at AJ.*
Ripper: "So the only girl you try to get is the one who slept with your man crush? That's funny."
Jordan: "That is not why I liked her!"
*Ripper just grins.*
Jordan: "We are back together again. Now she needs to leave with MJ here. Khris really hates her, by the way."
Khris: "Because the bitch is a trying to sabotage my boss!"
Chantelle: "You're just jealous that he actually looks at me with lust in his eyes!"
*Khris charges Chantelle, and both fall to the ground as they fight, pull hair and scratch each other.*
MJ: "Cat fight!"
*Instead of trying to break it up, MJ, Jordan and Ripper all put their hands around each other and smile as REO Speedwagon's "Can't Fight This Feeling" plays.*
Jordan: "It is scary what unites us."
Jordan: "So I am three-tenths of a second faster climbing the left side of the ladder. I need to remember this."
*Failing to see the lack of logic in that line of thinking, "The Role Model" continues to study his notes until he hears a knock at the door.*
Jordan: "Dear God, do not let it be charity. I hate being guilted into giving away my money."
*He takes a few steps toward the door and amends what he was saying.*
Jordan: "Or a minority. I do not feel as if I have it in me to deal with other walks of life. The last thing I need is a scandal before Anarchy."
*He walks to the door and opens it. His fear is washed away by joy as it is none other than Chantelle who is wearing a tight "Role Model" baby T-shirt and a black mini-skirt. Jordan gives his goofy grin at seeing his on-again off-again girlfriend.*
Chantelle: "Baby!"
*She jumps on Jordan, wraps her legs around him and gives him a deep kiss. Jordan stumbles back and falls onto the couch. They break the kiss and start chuckling.*
Jordan: "I missed you."
*Chantelle smiles.*
Chantelle: "I know. However, when my demons start surfacing, you know I have to leave before I do something I'll regret. This last time was real bad."
*She lays her head on Jordan's chest and turns to where her legs are no longer locked around him. "The Role Model" wraps his arms around her.*
Jordan: "Really?"
Chantelle: "Mmm hmm. I came here looking for you, and MJ was stretching. He was in work-out shorts that displayed his hot ass and gave me just enough of his package to make me feel weak."
Jordan: "Wow, that does sound tempting..."
*Jordan seems lost in his own world as Chantelle looks up at him.*
Jordan: "For you! You made the right choice by bailing, babe."
*Chantelle turns and arches up a little bit as she looks down at Jordan and sticks out her bottom lip.*
Chantelle: "Am I forgiven?"
*Jordan just smiles as they start making out. After a few seconds, a voice is heard.*
Voice: "You're slacking on the discipline, mate. I would have at least given her a firm spanking."
*Knowing that voice, Chantelle immediately breaks the kiss and snaps around. Unfortunately for Jordan, she was biting his bottom lip and probably took a piece of it with her. Jordan clasps his mouth and rolls off the couch in pain as Chantelle turns around to greet MJ Windsor.*
Chantelle: "Hi, MJ."
MJ: "Fucked you already. Any kindness I might have possibly shown you is gone."
*MJ motions for Chantelle to leave.*
Chantelle: "You are a bad boy."
*Windsor sighs.*
MJ: "You're insane."
Chantelle: "I'm whatever you want me to be."
Jordan: "MRMMRRMMREM!"
*The co-Undisputed World Champion stands up covering his bloody lip as he voices protest. MJ holds up a hand to tell his friend he has nothing to worry about.*
MJ: "Harold, fetch my dear brother an ice pack and a towel."
*MJ's butler quickly scurries into the room to do as he is told. He gives the items to Jordan who wipes away the blood and presses the ice pack next to the towel to prevent inflammation.*
Jordan: "Thanks, Harold."
MJ: "Next time, get the lead out. AJ could have died of blood loss the way you took your time."
Harold: "Yes, sir."
*Taking the abuse, Harold just leaves the room. After he leaves, Khris Heaven leaves. She sees Chantelle, and her normally dismal demeanor gets even worse.*
Khris: "I know Harold is your butler, but I'd be happy to take out the trash for you."
*Windsor smirks at that remark as Jordan glares at Heaven.*
Jordan: "I put up with your attitude because you are so hot, but not right now, honey!"
Chantelle: "WHAT?!"
*Not used to hearing Jordan talk that way about other women, Chantelle turns to him and stands akimbo.*
Chantelle: "What is 'hot' about a muscular tomboy? Have you checked her for an Adam's Apple?"
*Having actually shagged Khris, MJ Windsor takes offense.*
MJ: "Don't dare suggest 'The Ego' enjoys less than the finest when it comes to women or even suggest he fancies guys!"
Jordan: "The same goes for me!"
MJ: "Thanks for your support of 'The Ego.'"
Jordan: "I meant that I like the finest women, too, and do not go for guys."
*Windsor nods as he sees that Jordan was talking himself up, not just MJ. About this time, Ripper arrives. He surveys the scene and walks over to the Connection.*
Ripper: "What the hell is going on?"
*Jordan groans as he turns to his ally.*
Jordan: "Do you care to hear the whole story or do you just want enough to make fun of the situation?"
*Ripper just grins.*
Jordan: "Why did I even bother asking? Anyway, that foxy red head,"
*Jordan points at Chantellle.*
Jordan: "She had a...errr...umm relationship with MJ..."
*MJ cuts him off.*
MJ: "That's not true."
Chantelle: "What we had that night was magic!"
MJ: "Then I pulled a David Copperfield with the waitress at the restaurant after you left."
*Chantelle gasps as Jordan groans.*
Jordan: "Well, she went crazy for a spell when he would not return her calls. She then dated me to get closer to him, but then we fell in love. We are an on-again off-again couple because the temptations of MJ are some times too much for her to handle."
*Ripper smiles at what he hears and points at AJ.*
Ripper: "So the only girl you try to get is the one who slept with your man crush? That's funny."
Jordan: "That is not why I liked her!"
*Ripper just grins.*
Jordan: "We are back together again. Now she needs to leave with MJ here. Khris really hates her, by the way."
Khris: "Because the bitch is a trying to sabotage my boss!"
Chantelle: "You're just jealous that he actually looks at me with lust in his eyes!"
*Khris charges Chantelle, and both fall to the ground as they fight, pull hair and scratch each other.*
MJ: "Cat fight!"
*Instead of trying to break it up, MJ, Jordan and Ripper all put their hands around each other and smile as REO Speedwagon's "Can't Fight This Feeling" plays.*
Jordan: "It is scary what unites us."
