Post by Anthony Jordan on Jul 7, 2009 6:31:45 GMT -4
*Backstage Ripper sits on a trunk looking dejected with the results of Anarchy where he came close to becoming the new Undisputed World Champion. He angrily lashes out and strikes a Coke machine. A Diet Coke falls out. Ripper's eyes light up as he snatches it and takes a drink.*
Ripper: "That's right!"
*A few seconds, the co-Undisputed World Champion walks up carrying the title over his right shoulder while wearing a T-shirt that says "Part Connection + Part Champion =" and on the back "Full Domination" along with a pair of khakis. He notices his ally and stops.*
Jordan: "Good work at Anarchy. This alliance is paying off!"
Ripper: "For you."
*Jordan rolls his eyes as he was hoping Ripper would see things in a glass half-full view.*
Jordan: "Hey, Lee is making us defend the title...twice! I do not even know if that is possible! How can you defend half a title?"
*Jordan shrugs.*
Jordan: "You do not want that kind of life. You get to display your excellence by crushing a drug addict next Anarchy."
Ripper: "I do that all the time. Hell, I attacked Whitey on my return."
Jordan: "And you are great at it, so no worries!"
Ripper: "I'm not worried!"
*Jordan joins Ripper on the trunk.*
Jordan: "Come on, Greg. I get to fight some fruity, French, emo kid who forgot that the Drama Club disbanded when he graduated high school. Do you really want that?"
Ripper: "Yes! I would love that! Do you even know what I like to do with my free time?"
Jordan: "Split atoms?"
*Ripper glares at Jordan.*
Ripper: "You got lucky."
Jordan: "In BWA it took you about a year to get a title shot. With me you got it in your first week. You need to think positively. You are about to star in your fourth movie. How great is that?"
Ripper: "It will be great."
*Jordan stands up and claps.*
Jordan: "Of course it will be. Do not fret about not winning the title in your first week. After you win it, you got nowhere to go but down. Do you really want to peak in your first week?"
*Ripper turns and looks at Jordan, then grins.*
Ripper: "So you're going downhill now?"
Jordan: "NO! You can win it more than once! Cannot have that limited a view of life."
Ripper: "But you just said..."
*"The Role Model" cuts him off.*
Jordan: "Do not listen to what I say. Listen to what I mean!"
Ripper: "What?"
*Jordan sighs as a hot blonde walks by. He quickly slides over to Ripper and punches him in the arm as he yells.*
Jordan: "Mine!"
*The woman pays them no mind as Ripper rubs his arm as Jordan is playing their old game that has never been mentioned here before. Soon enough a cute girl with pink hair walks by. Jordan starts to talk, but is immediately put in a choke hold by Ripper.*
Jordan: "AWKKKKK!"
Ripper: "Mine!"
*No attention is paid to the two as fighting is a common occurrence in a wrestling company. A fat, giggling man waddles by while Ripper still has AJ in the hold. Ripper just grins and looks down.*
Ripper: "Yours!"
*He drops Jordan to the ground. The co-Undisputed World Champion looks up angrily at his ally and coughs. He pulls himself up and begins to scold Ripper when both of them notice a girl in the 14 to 16 year old range walk by wearing shorts that barely cover her ass and a tiny tee that threatens to come off if she raises her arms (which should be outlawed for girls that age, btw). Both men turn to each other and smile.*
Both: "TIMMY'S!"
Ripper: "That's right!"
*A few seconds, the co-Undisputed World Champion walks up carrying the title over his right shoulder while wearing a T-shirt that says "Part Connection + Part Champion =" and on the back "Full Domination" along with a pair of khakis. He notices his ally and stops.*
Jordan: "Good work at Anarchy. This alliance is paying off!"
Ripper: "For you."
*Jordan rolls his eyes as he was hoping Ripper would see things in a glass half-full view.*
Jordan: "Hey, Lee is making us defend the title...twice! I do not even know if that is possible! How can you defend half a title?"
*Jordan shrugs.*
Jordan: "You do not want that kind of life. You get to display your excellence by crushing a drug addict next Anarchy."
Ripper: "I do that all the time. Hell, I attacked Whitey on my return."
Jordan: "And you are great at it, so no worries!"
Ripper: "I'm not worried!"
*Jordan joins Ripper on the trunk.*
Jordan: "Come on, Greg. I get to fight some fruity, French, emo kid who forgot that the Drama Club disbanded when he graduated high school. Do you really want that?"
Ripper: "Yes! I would love that! Do you even know what I like to do with my free time?"
Jordan: "Split atoms?"
*Ripper glares at Jordan.*
Ripper: "You got lucky."
Jordan: "In BWA it took you about a year to get a title shot. With me you got it in your first week. You need to think positively. You are about to star in your fourth movie. How great is that?"
Ripper: "It will be great."
*Jordan stands up and claps.*
Jordan: "Of course it will be. Do not fret about not winning the title in your first week. After you win it, you got nowhere to go but down. Do you really want to peak in your first week?"
*Ripper turns and looks at Jordan, then grins.*
Ripper: "So you're going downhill now?"
Jordan: "NO! You can win it more than once! Cannot have that limited a view of life."
Ripper: "But you just said..."
*"The Role Model" cuts him off.*
Jordan: "Do not listen to what I say. Listen to what I mean!"
Ripper: "What?"
*Jordan sighs as a hot blonde walks by. He quickly slides over to Ripper and punches him in the arm as he yells.*
Jordan: "Mine!"
*The woman pays them no mind as Ripper rubs his arm as Jordan is playing their old game that has never been mentioned here before. Soon enough a cute girl with pink hair walks by. Jordan starts to talk, but is immediately put in a choke hold by Ripper.*
Jordan: "AWKKKKK!"
Ripper: "Mine!"
*No attention is paid to the two as fighting is a common occurrence in a wrestling company. A fat, giggling man waddles by while Ripper still has AJ in the hold. Ripper just grins and looks down.*
Ripper: "Yours!"
*He drops Jordan to the ground. The co-Undisputed World Champion looks up angrily at his ally and coughs. He pulls himself up and begins to scold Ripper when both of them notice a girl in the 14 to 16 year old range walk by wearing shorts that barely cover her ass and a tiny tee that threatens to come off if she raises her arms (which should be outlawed for girls that age, btw). Both men turn to each other and smile.*
Both: "TIMMY'S!"
