Post by zig on Jul 7, 2009 16:47:42 GMT -4
.......We see two smoking hot woman, curled up on a bed, heavily making out with each other. They are both moaning and their hands are massaging each others bodies. Standing next to the bed is the newest AWA Superstar, "The Pornstar" Zig "Big" Johnson. He has a huge smile across his face. Standing next to Zig is his personal bodyguard, The British Bulldozer. The young, muscular guy stands there with his arms crossed. He too, much like Zig Johnson, has a smile across his face, enjoying what he's looking at. Finally, The British Bulldozer looks over at the camera man, and the AWA's interviewer, Skip Newman. Both of them also have huge smiles on their faces. Zig suddenly realizes what's taking place, and starts yelling at both men.......
"Who in the fuck do you think you are? You think you get to see the show for free? Is your name Zig Johnson?"
.......Skip Newman and the camera man both look scared to death.......
"Uh, uh, uh no. We, we, we're just here to get a few words with you about Anarchy."
.......The British Bulldozer steps forward, which causes both Skip and the cameraman to step backwards, out the locker room door. Zig Johnson comes walking out behind his bodyguard.......
"You'd better get a few things straight Skip. I'm a professional. A professional wrestler, a professional pornstar, and if you're not careful, I'm going to become a professional ass kicker. You get to watch my wrestling matches because you work for the AWA. When it comes to my porn business, you do not get a free show. No one besides my bodyguard, and my personal ladyfriend get to see my porn business for free. If you want to see the show, you'd better plan on paying full price. GOT IT!?!"
.......At this point, Zig taps on his bodyguards shoulder.......
"Hey B, jab your pointer finger in this shit stains chest!"
.......As told to do, The British Bulldozer begins poking Skip Newman in the chest. Zig begins yelling again.......
"I'm a mother fucking star, and you're nothing more than a twit. No matter what I do, it becomes success. You were sent here to ask me about Anarchy right?"
.......Skip Newman shakes his head yes.......
"Alright then, I'll tell you about Anarchy. I was in a battle royal. Did I win? No I didn't. Why? Because a better man at that moment took me out. That man would be your AWA Undisputed Champion, MJ Windsor. If I had to be taken out by anyone in that ring, I'm glad it was only by the very best. As for this weeks Anarchy Card, my destiny begins. The new era in the AWA begins, and it begins with Whitey Ford. Now understand this, I don't know a lot about Whitey Ford, but I do know that he choked in the main event of our last PPV. So Mr. Ford, understand this, this week it's you and I opening the show. That means that for a few minutes, you're going to ride my coat tails. Ride my coat tails until I either give you a Blumpkin or a Dirty Sanchez. Don't feel bad though, because you'll go down in history as the first victim of Zig "Big" Johnson!"
.......The locker room door opens and the girls grab hold of Zig's muscular arms.......
"Come baaaack Ziggy. We're ready to make the rest of your movie!"
.......Zig gets a huge smile on his face as he backs into the locker room. The British Bulldozer stands in front of the door and crosses his arms, letting Skip know that the interview is over.......
"Who in the fuck do you think you are? You think you get to see the show for free? Is your name Zig Johnson?"
.......Skip Newman and the camera man both look scared to death.......
"Uh, uh, uh no. We, we, we're just here to get a few words with you about Anarchy."
.......The British Bulldozer steps forward, which causes both Skip and the cameraman to step backwards, out the locker room door. Zig Johnson comes walking out behind his bodyguard.......
"You'd better get a few things straight Skip. I'm a professional. A professional wrestler, a professional pornstar, and if you're not careful, I'm going to become a professional ass kicker. You get to watch my wrestling matches because you work for the AWA. When it comes to my porn business, you do not get a free show. No one besides my bodyguard, and my personal ladyfriend get to see my porn business for free. If you want to see the show, you'd better plan on paying full price. GOT IT!?!"
.......At this point, Zig taps on his bodyguards shoulder.......
"Hey B, jab your pointer finger in this shit stains chest!"
.......As told to do, The British Bulldozer begins poking Skip Newman in the chest. Zig begins yelling again.......
"I'm a mother fucking star, and you're nothing more than a twit. No matter what I do, it becomes success. You were sent here to ask me about Anarchy right?"
.......Skip Newman shakes his head yes.......
"Alright then, I'll tell you about Anarchy. I was in a battle royal. Did I win? No I didn't. Why? Because a better man at that moment took me out. That man would be your AWA Undisputed Champion, MJ Windsor. If I had to be taken out by anyone in that ring, I'm glad it was only by the very best. As for this weeks Anarchy Card, my destiny begins. The new era in the AWA begins, and it begins with Whitey Ford. Now understand this, I don't know a lot about Whitey Ford, but I do know that he choked in the main event of our last PPV. So Mr. Ford, understand this, this week it's you and I opening the show. That means that for a few minutes, you're going to ride my coat tails. Ride my coat tails until I either give you a Blumpkin or a Dirty Sanchez. Don't feel bad though, because you'll go down in history as the first victim of Zig "Big" Johnson!"
.......The locker room door opens and the girls grab hold of Zig's muscular arms.......
"Come baaaack Ziggy. We're ready to make the rest of your movie!"
.......Zig gets a huge smile on his face as he backs into the locker room. The British Bulldozer stands in front of the door and crosses his arms, letting Skip know that the interview is over.......