Get out here Timothy....

['The Solution' Jake Andrews]

('Devour' plays over the arena as the fans errupt in jeers. Thier invidious comments can be heard as the camera watches Jake walk down the isle with his AWA World Title folded and held agaisnt his chest, cradled like a small child. Jake Andrews sets his title inside the ring and rolls under the ropes. He jumps to his feet, grabs his title and holds it up high. The fan's disdain is more noticable than usual. He reaches through the ropes and gets a mic as Miss Taylor tosses it under the ropes instead of handing it to him. The music begins to wane as the fans settle to hear Jake Andrews.)


'The Solution': Well, I have a few things to get off my chest now that we are a new found company. We are revamping ourselves just in time to celebrate the undisputed champion of the AWA....

...Jake Andrews!


(The fans boo Jake as Jake stares at his title with a look of greed. It then turns to spite as he places it out in the middle of the ring.)


'The Solution': With a newly renovated and formatted company, it's only proper for a reformatted champion. From now on, I will be refered to as only 'The Solution' I am 'The Solution'

But there is one problem I have with the new face of the AWA. This face lift comes with a price.....

....That price is the undisputed championship of the AWA that I am going to win on May third.

Rumor going around is that Timothy is going to add a new title to the mix. I have no idea what but, this will basically void out what I am about to accomplish and.... I'm not happy!

You guys might be happy and that's because you don't understand what is going on because you are ignorant simpletons!


(The fans boo as 'The Solution' doesn't even care. He continues and forces the fans to settle down.)


'The Solution': Now, this Monday, I'm teaming with NJD to face the Cunt-nection


('The Solution' says that in such a manor that only a few fans catch it and boo.)


'The Solution': This will just be a foreshadow of Battle Of Champions.....

....I will lay out MJW with the 'Ultimate Solution' Then I will get my hands on Anthony Jordan and beat him so badly that he won't even want to come to the Battle on the third.

Timothy Draven is going to have to go to his locker room and pull him out here, kicking and screaming.

But, allow me to digress.....


('The Solution' looks down at his title and walks around it before looking back up at the entrance.)


'The Solution': Timmy Draven is talking about making another title for the lesser wrestlers around here. Sounds Like Jordan will have another chance to hold an actual title....

.....But, I'm not happy about this! I signed to face Jordan to unify our titles and become the soul title holder in all of the AWA.

Now I hear Draven wants another title? Why?! So his son can finally hold some gold, instead of keeping it warm for someone else?!


(The fans boo knowing that NJD's title reign was just as good and long as Jake's other two reigns.)


'The Solution': I demand to know what's going on around here. I am the world champion and you CANNOT keep me out of the loop....

....no, you WILL NOT keep me out of the loop!

Get out here Timothy!


('The Solution' stands there to await Timothy Draven's arrival. Does Timmy get to come out or is 'The Solution' about to face someone else?)

[Whitey Ford]

::The sound of a rocket flying overhead towards the stage is heard, and a few of the old school fans already start to cheer. As twin pyro's explode on either side of the curtain, "Whitey" by Everlast starts to play. Right on cue, out steps the multiple former champion Whitey Ford to a big pop. Ford wears a big grin, accentuated by his large aviator sunglasses. Whitey already has a microphone, but doesn't stop at the top of the stage. He takes his time walking down the ramp, slapping hands with a few fans along the way.::

MTMT: Will you listen to this ovation? Every time Whitey comes through that curtain, the fans pay their respect.

Jesse Ventura: I don't know why. He comes back for a few months, gets beat, then we hear from him a year later.

::Ford finally makes it to the ring and rolls underneath the bottom rope. Standing across the ring from Andrews, Whitey closes the gap, going toe to toe in an old school sign of disrespect. His music cuts, and Whitey waits for the cheers to go down.::

Whitey Ford: So your the guy, huh? I imagine you think you know what I'm gonna say. Oh yeah, us older wrestlers come a dime a dozen when it comes to young idiot champions, right?

::This gets a small cheer from the fans, but Andrews doesn't look fazed.::

Whitey Ford: Yeah, I bet you think I'm gonna come out here and tell you to "Watch your back, because I'm comin' for that gold, OH YEAAAAAAHHH!"

::The macho man reference garners a laugh from the crowd, but still Andrews doesn't seem to be buying into the entertainment.::

Whitey Ford: But to tell you the truth, I'm out here just to give you a few pointers, since you seem like quite a naive fellow for a champion...and I've never heard of you, so you can't be that good. First off...your new name, "The Solution" and just "The Solution"? Yeah...clever. The Solution really doesn't sound good even with your name surrounding it...to be honest. Its way too easy for some drugged up asshole to come out here and start calling you "The Secretion". Trust me, thats not a nickname that you'd want to stick, Mr. Jake Andrews.

Jesse Ventura: How childish.

Whitey Ford: Secondly...I don't know where you get this silly notion that your going to beat Anthony Jordan and unify your title belts.

::This gets another good reaction from the crowd, and now Jake seems to be getting a little irritated.::

Whitey Ford: I've wrestled with and against AJ in the past, and I've said the same words you have. That he won't beat me, that I'll be the victor and prove him to be sub-par and unworthy to even stand in such an established ring as me...well, except you said it with laymans terms because you probably don't understand half the words I just said. They have a dictionary out back in a glass case, just in case Bill gets confused. I'm sure they'll let you use it, too.

MTMT: Ouch...he didn't even use any big words.

Whitey Ford: And thirdly...Jake Andews...I want to ask a favor of you.

::Whitey takes another step forward, reaching out to touch the World Title belt. Andrews recoils back, his microphone hand cocking back looking like he's ready to swing. Ford only smirks.::

Whitey Ford: I want you to take that pretty gold title belt you have draped over your shoulder home. Polish it up nicely, have some quality alone time with it...and pry that nameplate off in advance. Because even if you manage to eke out a win against Anthony Jordan...somewhere, sometime, down the line...I'll be waiting, and I'll be the one to take that belt from you.

::Whitey winks, and turns to leave.::

Whitey Ford: See ya around, kid.

::Cue someone else?"::

['The Solution' Jake Andrews]

('The Solution' smirks as he holds out his hand, stopping Whitey Ford from leaving.)


'The Solution': You've never heard of me.....


('The Solution' lets out a small chuckle as he looks right at Whitey Ford.)


'The Solution': There's nothing wrong with that. After all, I haven't heard about your worthless, insignificant name for a long time.

And you know why? Because you are a hack. A has been. I have no respect for you or anything you have done.

Go ahead Ford, stand here and tell me I can talk all about beating Jordan and, I probably never will.....

.....Why not look at history!?

Everyone here remember August of 2008?


(The fans begin to boo as 'The Solution' nods his head at Whitey. The fans remember.)


'The Solution': It was in August of 2008 that I beat Anthony Jordan in the ring. I pinned him to the mat...

one...two...three.

And if there is anything we learned, it's that the past will tell the future.

You will dissapear and no one will remember your name....

....Timmy Draven will fake his own death and, I can only hope he's not going to...'Fake' it.

And, I will beat Anthony Jordan yet again.


(The fans get louder as they can only hope Anthony Jordan shuts 'The Solution' up once and for all.)


'The Solution': Who are you to talk about what I wish to be called and refered as.

Your name is Whitey..... you sound like nothing but a racist, ignorant, imbecile.

Like I said....'Whitey'


(He says Whitey's name with a demeaning sound and tone. Trying to degrade the name as much as he can.)


'The Solution': I've beaten Jordan before, and I will again. What the hell are you even doing out here? You have nothing to do with my match on Monday or my match against Jordan.....

Nothing to do with it!

Whitey, you seem to be very deplorable. If you need to know that that means? Go ahead and use that dictionary you talk about.

But, before anyone else says or does anything....

I'd just like to say I really, really enjoy your company out here because I really will enjoy telling you that I don't respect a damn thing you've done in your career, you washed up hack!


(This gets Whitey quite upset and he steps up toe to toe with 'The Solution'. They look ready to fight when they are stopped.....)
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[Whitey Ford]

::Whitey raises his microphone again, gladly taking the challenge to continue the mud slinging. Looking up at the ceiling and mouthing words silently, he nods and speaks.::

Whitey Ford: Deplorable. Cause or being a subject for censure, reproach, or disapproval; wretched; very bad. Used in a sentence, "Your haircut is deplorable and even the Queer Eye crew would be helpless to save you." Yes, I know my vocabularly and yes, I criticize other men's hair style. I'm metrosexual, sue me.

::This brings a laugh from the crowd, but this time directed at Whitey. The former BWA and CWA Champion doesn't seem to care, as he only shrugs it off, glad to be center of attention again.::

Whitey Ford: Now, what part of "I don't know who are you " didn't you understand, you smart cookie, you? Obviously, if I didn't know who you are, I wouldn't know who you wrestled. To be one hundred percent honest, Jake, I am impressed you beat Anthony Jordan. No doubt you just beat him out in the cheating column, because I know he doesn't fight fair and the only way to counter that is to play dirtier than him. Congratulations, you've proven your worth as a cheat and a weasel.

::Andrews only smiles, obviously having no qualms with being called a cheat, seeing as he's champion and sitting high among the ranks.::

Whitey Ford: Heh, and I love the fact you've made fun of my first name. People have been calling me racist, redneck, inbred, retareded, half-witted, imbecile, ignorant, arrogant, childish, and poorly colored for years on end, my friend. And I'm only like..

::Ford counts off on his fingers for a moment.::

Whitey Ford: FOUR of those, so there!

MTMT: Heh...I wonder which ones those are?

Jesse Ventura: Are you sure he's only four of those? I could extend that list easily.

Whitey Ford: But...your right..."The Solution".

::The fans quiet down from their entertainment, quite shocked that Ford would agree with anything that Jake Andrews has said.::

Whitey Ford: I'm just a washed up superstar looking for the spotlight I once had as a youth, and I'm getting it by coming out here to share the ring with you. I have nothing to do with your fight with Anthony Jordan. I really just wanted to sound cool by pretending I knew what I was talking about. And I'd honestly like to apologize...

::To everyone's astoundment, Ford extends his right hand for a handshake. Jake Andrews smiles at his ego being stroked, and looks down at Whitey's hand. A moment passes, and before it can be seen if he's going to shake it or not, Ford changes direction and slaps him hard right across the face! Andrews is infuriated as the fans cheer wildy.::

Whitey Ford: And say go fuck yourself, you punk bitch. Any business I want to be part of IS my business.

::Take it away, anybody::

[Anthony Jordan]

*Before Andrews can reply, Pearl Jam's "Even Flow" hits. The fans erupt in cheers as Ford and "The Solution" turn to look at the ramp. Sure enough the Intercontinental Champion walks out onto the stage. Decked out in a Connection T-shirt, a pair of khakis, and the Intercontinental Title around his waist, "The Role Model" looks at the cheering fans before walking down the ramp.*

MTMT: "For the first time in a long time, USCW will be represent by more than one man."

Ventura: "It's not like he likes Ford anymore than Jake. All three of them could brawl."

*Jordan slaps hands with a couple of fans before reaching the steps. He ascends them and enters the ring. Jordan walks right up to Andrews before shooing him out of the way. Andrews won't move on his own, so Jordan shoos/brushes past him to accept the microphone from Miss Taylor.*

MTMT: "Everyone's eager to hear what the Intercontinental Champion has to say."

*"Even Flow" cuts off, and Jordan looks around at the fans. He gives his goofy grin and turns to Whitey Ford.*

Jordan: "Thanks for showing up to celebrate me winning my forth Undisputed World Title. You are not invited to my celebration party, but since when has petty things like invitations ever stopped you? I am sure I will see you there."

*Whitey nods as Jordan stands next to him and turns to Jake Andrews.*

Jordan: "As for...hey!"

*In the middle of his sentence, Jordan stops as Ford puts his forearm on Jordan's shoulders in a sign of friendship/annoyance. "The Role Model" lowers his shoulder and Ford stumbles without a brace, but regains his balance.*

Jordan: "Do not touch me. I might get a contact high, and how could I explain that to my fans?"

*Ford looks confused as that makes no sense, but has grown to expect it from the ultra-conservative Jordan. Jordan turns the World Heavyweight Champion.*

Jordan: "As for you. You love to bring up the fact that you beat me in my first pay-per-view in the AWA. Somehow you always manage to forget that Logan Rivers gave you a quick count. Why do you always forget to mention? Is it because it would expose you as a talentless hack who cannot handle me one-on-one?"

*The fans cheer as Andrews squints at Jordan.*

Jordan: "I think that is it. Your recent title reign only exists because I softened up Monroe for you. You could not even beat him in a real match. You had to rely on me to beat up a guy who had already given up on the company. That does not make you an epic champion. That makes you pathetic."

*The fans cheer again as Whitey Ford joins in with some clapping.*

Ventura: "Jake was smart enough to use the system to his advantage!"

*Jordan shakes his head and chuckles.*

Jordan: "And this is my favorite part of it all: you talk about beating me in August as if that makes you the favorite."

*Andrews smirks as the fans boo.*

Jordan: "You have the most recent and only win in our history together...wait a minute, what about Divide and Conquer back in February?"

*Jordan scratches his chin.*

Jordan: "I remember successfully defending my Intercontinental Title against you. I did not need a quick three count or anything. That must mean that if your August win gives you some sort of edge, then my win two months ago means you might as well just hand that belt over right now!"

*The fans go wild as Jordan points at the World Heavyweight Title and motions for Andrews to hand it over. Jordan gives a shocked look as Andrews refuses to comply.*

Jordan: "You really want to go through the humiliation of me destroying you in public? You must have some sort of guilt complex, but if it is a whoopin' you are a-wantin', I am more than happy to aid you to the best of my abilities."

*The fans cheer as Jordan turns to Whitey.*

Jordan: "And, Whitey, if you are here to put someone on notice, then you might as well look at the future Undisputed World Champion, one-half of the Connection, and the guy who owns a one-and-oh record against you!"

*Jordan gives his goofy grin as the fans give a mixed reaction as Whitey is far more likable.*

Ventura: "Now we're talkin'!"

MTMT: "His ego won't allow him to restrain himself."

*Jordan ignores the fans and points at "The Solution."*

Jordan: "Pushing Battle of Champions back a week allows Andrews to beat his record title reign. Congratulations, you made it a whole month. Trust me, no one believed you could do it. Go throw yourself a party and try to avoid scuffing up my belt."

*The fans cheer as Jordan takes a step back and lowers the microphone.*

[AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven]

Nicholas Jacob Draven: Hold up a minute!


* The fans all cheer as NJD comes walking out from the back with a microphone in hand. He is decked out in his new 50% Draven, 50% Windsor, 100% Golden Child T-Shirt. He's also wearing jeans and boots. He starts walking down the ramp. Jake Andrews, Whitey Ford and Anthony Jordan all look at NJD walking down the ramp. *


Nicholas Jacob Draven: I was in the back, and I couldn't keep my mouth shut any longer. To be honest with you, Whitey Ford is the only person in that ring that makes any fucking sense!


* NJD is now ringside. He climbs up the steps and climbs in the ring. NJD leans against the corner with a grin on his face. *


Nicholas Jacob Draven: While I honestly believe that Jake Andrews is the biggest jackass in this company, I need to back the son of a bitch up a little bit because we're teammates this Monday Night....speeeeaking of Monday Night....Tony J, I heard your life partner MJ....my brother....has packed his bags and left the AWA....if thats the case....it looks like it's going to be a two on one match!


MTMT: MJW might be hated by the fans, but he's best friends with Anthony Jordan. He won't leave AJ out there alone.


Nicholas Jacob Draven: But Jake....let me make something crystal clear....we might be teaming with one another this week, but trust me pal, I'm not excited about it. I don't like you, I never have, and I never will. I think you're a piece of shit for a champion....


* Jake Andrews slaps his AWA World Heavyweight Championship a couple of times. *


Nicholas Jacob Draven: Hey Jake....refresh my memory....how'd you lose that title the last time?


* The fans all cheer. Jake looks super annoyed by the comment, knowing that it was Nicholas Jacob Draven who defeated him a few months ago. *


Nicholas Jacob Draven: Ohhhh, thats right....it was me.


* NJD just smiles at Jake. Jake returns the favor by giving NJD the finger. *


Nicholas Jacob Draven: And as for Tony J and The Connection....well, honestly, I could give two shits about you. The only reason you're in the main events is because my old man wants a way to strip you of the IC Title....and this is a good way. Everyone knows that you're nothing more than an over glorified mid-carder right?


* AJ looks annoyed. Whitey Ford laughs and pats AJ on the back. AJ shoots Whitey a dirty look. *


Nicholas Jacob Draven: AJ, even if you beat Jake Andrews at Battle Of Champions III, the fact will always remain that you'll never be as good as your life partner MJW....you're still just living in his shadow!


* AJ looks pissed. *


Nicholas Jacob Draven: Ohhh, and AJ, how's Chantelle doing anyways?


* AJ looks like he's about to go after NJD. NJD leans back a little and smiles at AJ. Next, NJD completely ignores AJ and walks up to Whitey Ford. NJD extends a hand to Whitey. Both men shake hands. *


Nicholas Jacob Draven: The names Nicholas Jacob Draven....it's a pleasure to meet ya....from what I hear, you enjoy hanging out and having a few beers....so, how about we leave these two fucktards in the ring, and you and I head out for a night out on the town in good ole Albany New York....of course, paid for by Timothy Draven!


* NJD gives a goofy wink. Whitey Ford smiles a bit. What happens next? *

['The Solution' Jake Andrews]

('The Solution' puts his hand on NJD's chest and holds him back from leaving with Whitey. NJD looks amazed that 'The Solution' would touch him.)


'The Solution': You wait one minute....

'Partner'!.....

You won't be going anywhere with any of these men. Especially Whitey Ford.


(Whitey and Nicholas look at each other mildly confused to the statement when suddenly:

'The Solution' leaps at Whitey Ford with the title in his hands, connecting it across Whitey's head. The fans sound like they have an insatiable appetite for 'The Solution's' Blood. Whitey stumbles back into the corner as 'The Solution' drops his title and goes after Whitey. He gets a few right hands on Whitey before Whitey reverses it. Whitey spins 'The Solution' around into the corner as the fans cheer. He starts to throw lefts and rights at Jake. Jordan and Draven stand back and watch. Whitey turns and asks if they want to join in. Jordan looks ready to jump in but, holds himself back. Whitey turns his attention back to 'The Solution' as 'The Solution' pokes Whitey in the eyes. Whitey starts to rub his eyes as he can't really see. He turns his back to 'The Solution' trying to regain enough sight to continue beating up on him. 'The Solution' wastes no time and hits a running bulldog ontop of the World Title. Whitey lays out as 'The Solution' grabs his title and gets to his feet. He looks to see Anthony Jordan taking steps towards him. 'The Solution' drops and rolls out of the ring quick. The fans boo as 'The Solution' holds his title up high.

The fans boo wildly as Jordan and NJD check on Whitey and help him to his feet. The Solution reaches in just far enough to grab one of the mics that were dropped.


'The Solution': I don't care about this Whitey Ford fellow. But, what I do care about?

This Monday. Jordan, be prepared....

Oh, and Nicky? If you cross me? you'll be left laying just like this washed up Mickey Rourke copycat!


(The fans jeer as they catch the referance to 'The Wrestler' a movie all that have seen, enjoyed. Whitey, NJD and Anthony Jordan all stand along the ropes, watching The Solution walk away with his title. Looking at all three of them with his cocky, arrogant smile on his face. He starts to trash talk the three men as he backs up the ramp but, you can't make out any of it.)