Post by Kevin Kash on Jul 27, 2009 23:39:07 GMT -4
The scene opens as Kevin Cash is walking down the hall,carrying a soccer horn with him,along the way he walks by a sound guy,holding a beer bottle,he takes the bottle out of the mans hand,blowing the air horn in his face.
Kevin Cash:No drinking on the job,are you aware I can have you fired for this?
The sound guy responds by sneering at him,Cash leaves and throws the bottle into the trash,he then continues strolling by superstars, censoring few for inappropriate behavior,
Big Zig,for making out in public with Naomi
Johnny London for using foul language
and Jay Hydro for having his pants sagging too low.
He wrote these errors on a sheet of note paper,and walked by the company bulletin board,next to it,was a box,labeled 'complaints',he stuffed the paper in,he decided to look at the board,on it was the card for Dis-Connected? ,Kevin all of the sudden,became furious as he saw his match
Cash:"You got to be *air horn goes off* me"
Kevin took the sheet and barged to the door of Jonas Lee,he banged on the door,full force,leaving a dent
Cash:"open this door Jonas!"
from behind the door he heard grunting,Cash kicked at it.after a while,he heard faint talking
Jonas Lee:"Uh,Home-boy,I'm kinda busy right now,come back later,OK?"
Cash:"Like hell I am"
Cash then big booted the door,knocking it back to Jonas's desk,Jonas was leaned back in his chair and shirtless,a woman came from under his desk,she caught one glimpse of Cash and bolted out of the office.
Lee:"Dammit Cash! I just fixed this door,you better have a good explanation for destroying the door."
Cash:"I don't care,all I care about are 2 things,Jonas 2,more than you can count to,one is my family,the other is cleaning up the AWA,and you better tell me why,I am put up in a shit match,with a shit person!"
Before Jonas can explain, Cash held up his hand.
Cash:"Don't answer that,I already know that answer,you are afraid,Jonas,afraid of me getting another title shot,because you know,that if i compete for that belt,I'll win,your afraid that after i win,i can over power you,and take control of the AWA,now listen here,Lee,you are going to put me up against a better person,in a better match,at Dis-Connected?,or i will have the FCC change the rating to PG,you wouldn't like that,would you,i have the papers in my back pocket,your signature already on them,which means,all i have to do,is sign and AWA will become the WWE,now,I demand a better match and opponent at the PPV,or suffer the consiquinces!"
Cash said pulling he papers out of his back pocket,Jonas's Signature was indeed on them.
Cash:"So,will it be a better match,or the PG era?"
Jonas thinks for a second, then speaks--
Kevin Cash:No drinking on the job,are you aware I can have you fired for this?
The sound guy responds by sneering at him,Cash leaves and throws the bottle into the trash,he then continues strolling by superstars, censoring few for inappropriate behavior,
Big Zig,for making out in public with Naomi
Johnny London for using foul language
and Jay Hydro for having his pants sagging too low.
He wrote these errors on a sheet of note paper,and walked by the company bulletin board,next to it,was a box,labeled 'complaints',he stuffed the paper in,he decided to look at the board,on it was the card for Dis-Connected? ,Kevin all of the sudden,became furious as he saw his match
Cash:"You got to be *air horn goes off* me"
Kevin took the sheet and barged to the door of Jonas Lee,he banged on the door,full force,leaving a dent
Cash:"open this door Jonas!"
from behind the door he heard grunting,Cash kicked at it.after a while,he heard faint talking
Jonas Lee:"Uh,Home-boy,I'm kinda busy right now,come back later,OK?"
Cash:"Like hell I am"
Cash then big booted the door,knocking it back to Jonas's desk,Jonas was leaned back in his chair and shirtless,a woman came from under his desk,she caught one glimpse of Cash and bolted out of the office.
Lee:"Dammit Cash! I just fixed this door,you better have a good explanation for destroying the door."
Cash:"I don't care,all I care about are 2 things,Jonas 2,more than you can count to,one is my family,the other is cleaning up the AWA,and you better tell me why,I am put up in a shit match,with a shit person!"
Before Jonas can explain, Cash held up his hand.
Cash:"Don't answer that,I already know that answer,you are afraid,Jonas,afraid of me getting another title shot,because you know,that if i compete for that belt,I'll win,your afraid that after i win,i can over power you,and take control of the AWA,now listen here,Lee,you are going to put me up against a better person,in a better match,at Dis-Connected?,or i will have the FCC change the rating to PG,you wouldn't like that,would you,i have the papers in my back pocket,your signature already on them,which means,all i have to do,is sign and AWA will become the WWE,now,I demand a better match and opponent at the PPV,or suffer the consiquinces!"
Cash said pulling he papers out of his back pocket,Jonas's Signature was indeed on them.
Cash:"So,will it be a better match,or the PG era?"
Jonas thinks for a second, then speaks--