Scorpion, where's Ripper?

[AWA.com]

..::The Chosen GM, Jonas Lee is seen walking down the hallway. He gets to a locker room door that reads "The Virus Ripper"..Jonas Lee knocks on the door, but no one answers. There is noises coming from the locker room, so Jonas Lee opens the door and lets himself in. When he walks in, his eyes almost pop out of his head. Sitting in the couch is Rippers "friend" Scorpion, and a blow up doll, dressed in Khris Heaven gear. Scorpion has his arm around "Khris Heaven" and the two of them are in the middle of watching "She-Male" porn. Jonas Lee can't believe what he's seeing::..


(General Manager Jonas Lee)
Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyum!


..::Scorpion jumps, spins around, and looks at Jonas Lee::..


(Scorpion)
DAMN!


(General Manager Jonas Lee)
Daaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyummmmm!


..::Scorpion gets louder::..


(Scorpion)
DAMN!


..::Jonas Lee ignores this, and immediately starts yelling at Scorpion::..


(General Manager Jonas Lee)
Scorpion, what in the hell are you doing?


(Scorpion)
Well, Plastic Khris and I were watching a little television. I'm right in the middle of trying to turn her on. I over heard MJ tell AJ that the best way to score is to get the girl really turned on. I figured this would work.


..::Jonas Lee looks disgusted::..


(General Manager Jonas Lee)
Dayyyyum!


(Scorpion)
DAMN!


(General Manager Jonas Lee)
Stop that. Donzig used to try that. It wasn't funny then, and it isn't funny now.


(Scorpion)
Sorry.


(General Manager Jonas Lee)
Well, where's Ripper?


(Scorpion)
Not sure. He left hours ago and said he was going to go train for his title match.


(General Manager Jonas Lee)
Any idea where he went to train?


(Scorpion)
Phili?


(General Manager Jonas Lee)
Is that an answer or a question?


(Scorpion)
A question.


(General Manager Jonas Lee)
Why are you asking me a question?


(Scorpion)
Because, you asked me where he was training..I guessed Phili....duh!


..::Jonas Lee can tell that this isn't going very far. He heads for the door::..


(General Manager Jonas Lee)
Whatever homie. When he gets back, have him come to my office, I need to talk to him about Dis-Connected....and please, turn that freaky shit off the television. You're making me want to throw up.


..::Jonas Lee heads out of the locker room, disgusted at what he just saw::..

[Gregory "Ripper" Kennedy]

:: As Jonas Lee leaves the office the camera stays behind with Scorpion. Scorpion looks towards the Khris Heaven doll. And then to the TV. ::

Scorpion: “I really shouldn’t doze off in the dressing room. I wonder why Anthony had this.”

:: Scorpion shrugs and pushes the doll to the floor before jumping to his feet.::

Scorpion: “Now I must prove to everyone why I am the greatest personal assistant in the world. I shall go give Ripper his message!”

:: Scorpion storms past the camera and walks five feet down the corridor before entering another door, two doors down. The camera follows Scorpion as he enters this other room which turns out to be a training facility. Ripper and NJD are inside a ring as NJD seems to be helping Ripper train for his upcoming match on Sunday.::

Scorpion: “Ripper. I have a message...or a massage. No defiantly a message.”

:: Ripper and NJD stop training and both head over to the ring ropes beside Scorpion and lean on the top rope. ::

Ripper: “Yeah what is it.”

Scorpion: “You are wanted in...ummm... Oh god who was it?”

Ripper: “Was it AJ?”

Scorpion: “No.”

Ripper: “Well who was it then?”

Scorpion: “Ummm. He looked like a pineapple.”

:: Ripper and NJD look towards each other and instantly know who Scorpion is talking about::

Ripper & NJD: “Jonas.”

:: Ripper ducks under the top rope and jumps towards the floor and walks past Scorpion. Ripper pats Scorpion on the back::

Ripper: “Nice job Scorpion.”

:: Ripper walks towards the exit and leaves the room. Scorpion is left with a huge smile on his face::

Scorpion: “This is going in my journal.”

:: At that point Scorpion turns on his heels and runs out of the room. ::

Nicholas: “Fucking weird.”