Post by SLAM II on Apr 23, 2009 13:51:23 GMT -4
-Narrator- ”Let me begin this story of laughter and happiness with a disclaimer, I was paid a crap load of money to tell the stories of these two young men. So please parents and or anyone else who has a problem with cursing, drinking, smoking of marijuana, and other raunchy bathroom toilet humor that I’m truly sorry for the following story”
-Kerry Karson- ”DAMN MOTHER FUCKER GET ON WITH THE STORY!!”
-Jay Hydro- ”And also do to the clause in your contract which, I have here with me in this extract world in our peoples minds, that you must do this narration in the voice of Morgan Freeman”
-Kerry Karson- ”Indeed, I does remember that”
-Jay Hydro- ”As does everyone else Kerry, as does everyone”
-Narrator- ”Oh god seriously, well your pushing my budget”
The narrator clears his throat and mumbles something under his breath, ((“Stupid bunch of stoner fucks”)) and then continues. The scene opens up in a McDonalds with a woman holding the hand of a child, who by guess is around the age of 3 or 4. She parks the stroller beside of another stroller in which another child who is wearing a “Batman” mask with a blue bandanna tied around it.[/color]
-Narrator in the voice of Morgan Freeman- ”Welcome to small town Grove California, in which our story mostly takes place, and of course where our two main characters were born Kerry Richter Karson and his long time sidekick Jay Franklin Ordyh”
-Miss Karson- ”Okay Kerry mommy will be back in just a few moments”
The women kisses her boy on the head, then starts to walk away when the cashier yells at her.[/color]
-Cashier- ”Uh miss, you just going to leave your child alone like this?”
-Miss Karson- ”Fuck you man! What the hell could happen?! Mother fucker damn! Fuck you!”
-Cashier- ”Who is going to watch them?!”
-Miss Karson- ”Well the ugly masked kid is watching the smaller jewish kid, man!”
-Cashier- ”Great parenting”
The women flips the cashier off then walks away.
-Narrator in the voice of Morgan Freeman- ”In the next 17 years the two kids become great friends and adopt this McDonalds as their home. During these years both boys change into two nature loving hippies! Who smoke dope!”
-Kerry Karson- ”Ah fuck this! Grab him!”
In the peoples heads there is a struggle as the narrator struggles with his two attackers who eventually knock the narrator out.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”Alright lets get on with where our life gets going good”
-Jay Hydro- ”Right, lets”
The scene now continues with age progression of both Kerry and Jay who are now in the current year of 2009 sitting in a booth in McDonalds. Kerry is sitting on the left side of the booth wearing a baggy blank white t-shirt, black baggy jeans, purple hi-top sneakers, and a flat billed black hat. Opposite of Kerry is Jay who is wearing a camouflage mask which exposes his mouth and nose only, a flannel long sleeved button up shirt, red sweatpants, and red sneakers. Kerry is enjoying hot fries and Jay is sipping on a drink.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”Did you ever go see that bitch again last night?”
-Jay Hydro- ”Hell no! That skag of a woman never showed up behind the 7/11 near the trash dumpsters, oh I was severely annoyed”
-Kerry Karson- ”Dang man, well I’ll tell yeah after you left the pad I got so fuckin’ ripped with that nig-nog guy Lawrence and guess what he told me”
-Jay Hydro- ”Oh please tell me”
-Kerry Karson- ”Well remember Greg “T-Money” Glendall back in high school?”
-Jay Hydro- ”I do remember T-Money, he use to hackle us because we were stoners, him a jock with money, and he said we wou-“
-Greg “T-Money” Glendall- ”Would never make anything of yourselves and god damn if I wasn’t right!”
Kerry looked up to see T-Money standing behind Jay who had now turned his head.[/color]
-Greg “T-Money” Glendall- ”Sitting in the same place you were all through school, where you were at during prom, sitting here while you were high, in the same booth while I pumped both yous guys first dates, and exactly where your were at when I said you weren’t going anywhere after graduation! Bunch of low life’s”
-Kerry Karson- ”Yeah and what did you do with your life, fuck?”
T-Money laughed a millionaires chuckle which made him grab his gut. His teeth were all capped gold, his suit looked very expensive, and the two women who stood behind him all stubbed up their noses at him.[/color]
-Greg “T-Money” Glendall- ”Well apart from playing for the Cowboys I own a very large string of McDonalds! As a matter of fact I’m just here checking in on this one”
-Jay Hydro- ”Poppy-cock!”
-Greg “T-Money” Glendall- ”No sir homo! I became owner of this one six months ago while I was in for the reunion of our class going through drive-thru, and happen to see none other then you two stuffing your fucking faces. Then of course I saw your two behind the school on ‘Stoner Hill’ smoking dope spending your reunion alone”
-Kerry Karson- ”Hey not just us two! Marty Bells and Tina Flippenono was there!”
-Greg “T-Money” Glendall- ”Marty the one in the wheel-chair who tried out for band but was laughed out of try-outs? And the same Tina who had totally smoked herself retarded by 11th grade?”
-Kerry Karson- ”Bing-o douche!”
Kerry laughed smacking his hands together as if he won a small but important battle. T-Money rolled his eyes and a cocky smirk spread across his face.[/color]
-Greg “T-Money” Glendall- ”Well as new owner I’ve changed some policies for this establishment, as of now you two dumbasses are banned! No more loitering this booth and no more hangout…. So boys finish your food and leave my property”
Kerry and Jay went to say something then sat back in their booths, sad. T-Money grabbed his ladies by the waist and led them away and he headed towards the bathroom.[/color]
-Jay Hydro- ”What a day is great, great sadness. I’m truly low in self-esteem”
-Kerry Karson- ”I’ve had no self-esteem since 9th grade when Molly Fisher turned me down, by kneeing me in the sack, and as I cried on the ground she made her dog hump my head”
-Jay Hydro- ”Ah I remember that, it was also our first time smoking god good herb”
-Kerry Karson- ”And also making that pact our lives would change one day for the better, and we would go back to our high school reunion bragging out the ass”
Jay sighed deeply sipping on his drink.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”We really have wasted our time in this McDonalds man, all of it, and maybe this is a sign that we need a change”
-Jay Hydro- ”Or just another..WAIT!”
-Kerry Karson- ”Man what the hell? Making a scene like that yelling and shit, fuck”
-Jay Hydro- ”Capri deim!”
Kerry scratches his head and from under his hat pulls out a rolled ‘cigarette’ in which he licks the ends.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”Fuck man you know I can’t fish worth shit, we had this talk we can’t be fisher-men”
-Jay Hydro- ”No ‘Capri deim’ means seize the day! And by that meaning I’m going to do that very thing”
Jay jumps out of his seat and walks into the bathroom. After a few moments there is a loud crashing in the bathroom, a yelling, and then the doors busted open with Jay riding on the shoulders of T-Money.[/color]
-Jay Hydro- ”GET SOME BITCH!!”
Jay is choking T-Money who suddenly bounces Jay off the wall loosening Jay’s grip. T-Money coughs getting his breath grabs at Jay’s throat.[/color]
-Greg “T-Money” Glendall- ”ballsy little fucker! I’m going to kill you!”
He picks Jay up easily off the ground slamming him against the wall choking him in return. Kerry grabs two trays one in each hand and runs slamming one off the back of T-Money’s head[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”GET SOME BITCH!! CARPI DIEM!!”
Jay is now up laughing as T-Money holds his head blood red in the face. Kerry takes the other tray and smacks it off of T-Money’s head sending him reeling backwards holding both sides of his head, Jay then grabs a tray and runs at T-Money smacking it off T-Money’s unprotected face sending him to his ass. Kerry and Jay give each other fives laughing but then both are tapped on the shoulder.[/color]
-Bitch 1- ”Time”
-Bitch 2- ”To”
-Bitch 1&2- ”DIE!”
Both women jump into a kung-fu stance growling at both Jay and Kerry.[/color]
-Jay Hydro- ”Ninja bitches!”
-Kerry Karson- ”Capri Diem?”
-Jay Hydro- ”Sure why not good sir”
Jay and Kerry then at the same time deliver a punch to their opposite girls, and they fall backwards on their asses adjacent to T-Money.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”Oh shit, I just hit a woman”
-Jay Hydro- ”They were rabid, man. No other choice”
-Kerry Karson- ”We totally also just kicked ass!”
Then a man steps out of the line where everyone has just watched the ass kicking take place. He was a short bald man who was grinning from ear to ear and gave them both a card.[/color]
-AWA talent scout- ”Fellows I’m offering you both a random freak chance to join a company where I think if your two skills are honed and worked on, will be a great future for both of you. Questions?”
-Jay Hydro- ”What is the company and what will we be doing?”
-Kerry Karson- ”Is there a drug test?”
-AWA talent scout- ”AWA a wrestling company, and you two will be doing exactly what you just did in here only with other people who do the same thing, and maybe with people who have done it for a while. But with training and experience in you both could go very far! And yes there is a drug test policy. So what do you guys say?”
Both Jay and Kerry turn around in a huddle. The scout can hear mumbling maybe even at one point a humming of a song, then they both turned around with grins on their faces.[/color]
-The Rookies- ”We say hell yeah! Get us some rubbers and tell them to make way for the ROOKIES!!”
-Kerry Karson- ”And the three men joined arms skipping out of the McDonalds with the jingle of “Somewhere over the Rainbow” from “Wizard of Oz”. This is where the boys lives changed”
-Jay Hydro- ”We did not do that, we actually left out of there quickly, got home packed our shit, and left for training as so the cops wouldn’t arrest us for assault and battery”
-Kerry Karson- ”Oh right, I remember that…Sometimes”
**commerical break**
-Jay Hydro- ”And now here we are two months later, sore as fuck waiting to sign our contract for our first match”
Both men were sitting on a bench in a locker-room with ice on them, the room was steamy.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”Hi were The Rookies, AWAs resident stoners and rookies. Catch us next week as we pummel the total piss out of Johhny Landan and Kevyn Cosh! It will be awesome”
-Jay Hydro- ”Really awesome indeed”
They both laugh while taking another hit of their ‘cigarette’.[/b]
-Jay Hydro- "I feel like we forgot about somebody"
-Kerry Karson- "Hmm...FREAK AND FORD!!"
-Jay Hydro- "Right, and those two aswell"
They both laugh as the scene fades to black.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”DAMN MOTHER FUCKER GET ON WITH THE STORY!!”
-Jay Hydro- ”And also do to the clause in your contract which, I have here with me in this extract world in our peoples minds, that you must do this narration in the voice of Morgan Freeman”
-Kerry Karson- ”Indeed, I does remember that”
-Jay Hydro- ”As does everyone else Kerry, as does everyone”
-Narrator- ”Oh god seriously, well your pushing my budget”
The narrator clears his throat and mumbles something under his breath, ((“Stupid bunch of stoner fucks”)) and then continues. The scene opens up in a McDonalds with a woman holding the hand of a child, who by guess is around the age of 3 or 4. She parks the stroller beside of another stroller in which another child who is wearing a “Batman” mask with a blue bandanna tied around it.[/color]
-Narrator in the voice of Morgan Freeman- ”Welcome to small town Grove California, in which our story mostly takes place, and of course where our two main characters were born Kerry Richter Karson and his long time sidekick Jay Franklin Ordyh”
-Miss Karson- ”Okay Kerry mommy will be back in just a few moments”
The women kisses her boy on the head, then starts to walk away when the cashier yells at her.[/color]
-Cashier- ”Uh miss, you just going to leave your child alone like this?”
-Miss Karson- ”Fuck you man! What the hell could happen?! Mother fucker damn! Fuck you!”
-Cashier- ”Who is going to watch them?!”
-Miss Karson- ”Well the ugly masked kid is watching the smaller jewish kid, man!”
-Cashier- ”Great parenting”
The women flips the cashier off then walks away.
-Narrator in the voice of Morgan Freeman- ”In the next 17 years the two kids become great friends and adopt this McDonalds as their home. During these years both boys change into two nature loving hippies! Who smoke dope!”
-Kerry Karson- ”Ah fuck this! Grab him!”
In the peoples heads there is a struggle as the narrator struggles with his two attackers who eventually knock the narrator out.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”Alright lets get on with where our life gets going good”
-Jay Hydro- ”Right, lets”
The scene now continues with age progression of both Kerry and Jay who are now in the current year of 2009 sitting in a booth in McDonalds. Kerry is sitting on the left side of the booth wearing a baggy blank white t-shirt, black baggy jeans, purple hi-top sneakers, and a flat billed black hat. Opposite of Kerry is Jay who is wearing a camouflage mask which exposes his mouth and nose only, a flannel long sleeved button up shirt, red sweatpants, and red sneakers. Kerry is enjoying hot fries and Jay is sipping on a drink.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”Did you ever go see that bitch again last night?”
-Jay Hydro- ”Hell no! That skag of a woman never showed up behind the 7/11 near the trash dumpsters, oh I was severely annoyed”
-Kerry Karson- ”Dang man, well I’ll tell yeah after you left the pad I got so fuckin’ ripped with that nig-nog guy Lawrence and guess what he told me”
-Jay Hydro- ”Oh please tell me”
-Kerry Karson- ”Well remember Greg “T-Money” Glendall back in high school?”
-Jay Hydro- ”I do remember T-Money, he use to hackle us because we were stoners, him a jock with money, and he said we wou-“
-Greg “T-Money” Glendall- ”Would never make anything of yourselves and god damn if I wasn’t right!”
Kerry looked up to see T-Money standing behind Jay who had now turned his head.[/color]
-Greg “T-Money” Glendall- ”Sitting in the same place you were all through school, where you were at during prom, sitting here while you were high, in the same booth while I pumped both yous guys first dates, and exactly where your were at when I said you weren’t going anywhere after graduation! Bunch of low life’s”
-Kerry Karson- ”Yeah and what did you do with your life, fuck?”
T-Money laughed a millionaires chuckle which made him grab his gut. His teeth were all capped gold, his suit looked very expensive, and the two women who stood behind him all stubbed up their noses at him.[/color]
-Greg “T-Money” Glendall- ”Well apart from playing for the Cowboys I own a very large string of McDonalds! As a matter of fact I’m just here checking in on this one”
-Jay Hydro- ”Poppy-cock!”
-Greg “T-Money” Glendall- ”No sir homo! I became owner of this one six months ago while I was in for the reunion of our class going through drive-thru, and happen to see none other then you two stuffing your fucking faces. Then of course I saw your two behind the school on ‘Stoner Hill’ smoking dope spending your reunion alone”
-Kerry Karson- ”Hey not just us two! Marty Bells and Tina Flippenono was there!”
-Greg “T-Money” Glendall- ”Marty the one in the wheel-chair who tried out for band but was laughed out of try-outs? And the same Tina who had totally smoked herself retarded by 11th grade?”
-Kerry Karson- ”Bing-o douche!”
Kerry laughed smacking his hands together as if he won a small but important battle. T-Money rolled his eyes and a cocky smirk spread across his face.[/color]
-Greg “T-Money” Glendall- ”Well as new owner I’ve changed some policies for this establishment, as of now you two dumbasses are banned! No more loitering this booth and no more hangout…. So boys finish your food and leave my property”
Kerry and Jay went to say something then sat back in their booths, sad. T-Money grabbed his ladies by the waist and led them away and he headed towards the bathroom.[/color]
-Jay Hydro- ”What a day is great, great sadness. I’m truly low in self-esteem”
-Kerry Karson- ”I’ve had no self-esteem since 9th grade when Molly Fisher turned me down, by kneeing me in the sack, and as I cried on the ground she made her dog hump my head”
-Jay Hydro- ”Ah I remember that, it was also our first time smoking god good herb”
-Kerry Karson- ”And also making that pact our lives would change one day for the better, and we would go back to our high school reunion bragging out the ass”
Jay sighed deeply sipping on his drink.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”We really have wasted our time in this McDonalds man, all of it, and maybe this is a sign that we need a change”
-Jay Hydro- ”Or just another..WAIT!”
-Kerry Karson- ”Man what the hell? Making a scene like that yelling and shit, fuck”
-Jay Hydro- ”Capri deim!”
Kerry scratches his head and from under his hat pulls out a rolled ‘cigarette’ in which he licks the ends.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”Fuck man you know I can’t fish worth shit, we had this talk we can’t be fisher-men”
-Jay Hydro- ”No ‘Capri deim’ means seize the day! And by that meaning I’m going to do that very thing”
Jay jumps out of his seat and walks into the bathroom. After a few moments there is a loud crashing in the bathroom, a yelling, and then the doors busted open with Jay riding on the shoulders of T-Money.[/color]
-Jay Hydro- ”GET SOME BITCH!!”
Jay is choking T-Money who suddenly bounces Jay off the wall loosening Jay’s grip. T-Money coughs getting his breath grabs at Jay’s throat.[/color]
-Greg “T-Money” Glendall- ”ballsy little fucker! I’m going to kill you!”
He picks Jay up easily off the ground slamming him against the wall choking him in return. Kerry grabs two trays one in each hand and runs slamming one off the back of T-Money’s head[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”GET SOME BITCH!! CARPI DIEM!!”
Jay is now up laughing as T-Money holds his head blood red in the face. Kerry takes the other tray and smacks it off of T-Money’s head sending him reeling backwards holding both sides of his head, Jay then grabs a tray and runs at T-Money smacking it off T-Money’s unprotected face sending him to his ass. Kerry and Jay give each other fives laughing but then both are tapped on the shoulder.[/color]
-Bitch 1- ”Time”
-Bitch 2- ”To”
-Bitch 1&2- ”DIE!”
Both women jump into a kung-fu stance growling at both Jay and Kerry.[/color]
-Jay Hydro- ”Ninja bitches!”
-Kerry Karson- ”Capri Diem?”
-Jay Hydro- ”Sure why not good sir”
Jay and Kerry then at the same time deliver a punch to their opposite girls, and they fall backwards on their asses adjacent to T-Money.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”Oh shit, I just hit a woman”
-Jay Hydro- ”They were rabid, man. No other choice”
-Kerry Karson- ”We totally also just kicked ass!”
Then a man steps out of the line where everyone has just watched the ass kicking take place. He was a short bald man who was grinning from ear to ear and gave them both a card.[/color]
-AWA talent scout- ”Fellows I’m offering you both a random freak chance to join a company where I think if your two skills are honed and worked on, will be a great future for both of you. Questions?”
-Jay Hydro- ”What is the company and what will we be doing?”
-Kerry Karson- ”Is there a drug test?”
-AWA talent scout- ”AWA a wrestling company, and you two will be doing exactly what you just did in here only with other people who do the same thing, and maybe with people who have done it for a while. But with training and experience in you both could go very far! And yes there is a drug test policy. So what do you guys say?”
Both Jay and Kerry turn around in a huddle. The scout can hear mumbling maybe even at one point a humming of a song, then they both turned around with grins on their faces.[/color]
-The Rookies- ”We say hell yeah! Get us some rubbers and tell them to make way for the ROOKIES!!”
-Kerry Karson- ”And the three men joined arms skipping out of the McDonalds with the jingle of “Somewhere over the Rainbow” from “Wizard of Oz”. This is where the boys lives changed”
-Jay Hydro- ”We did not do that, we actually left out of there quickly, got home packed our shit, and left for training as so the cops wouldn’t arrest us for assault and battery”
-Kerry Karson- ”Oh right, I remember that…Sometimes”
**commerical break**
-Jay Hydro- ”And now here we are two months later, sore as fuck waiting to sign our contract for our first match”
Both men were sitting on a bench in a locker-room with ice on them, the room was steamy.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”Hi were The Rookies, AWAs resident stoners and rookies. Catch us next week as we pummel the total piss out of Johhny Landan and Kevyn Cosh! It will be awesome”
-Jay Hydro- ”Really awesome indeed”
They both laugh while taking another hit of their ‘cigarette’.[/b]
-Jay Hydro- "I feel like we forgot about somebody"
-Kerry Karson- "Hmm...FREAK AND FORD!!"
-Jay Hydro- "Right, and those two aswell"
They both laugh as the scene fades to black.[/color]
