Post by AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven on Aug 6, 2009 9:52:39 GMT -4
* Nicholas Jacob Draven is sitting on the couch in his locker room, watching sportscenter. *
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Fucking Red Sox. Get swept by the Rays while the fucking Yankees sweep the Blue Jays. Bunch of assholes.
* NJD reaches down and pulls out a corona from his mini fridge that sits next to his couch. He pops the top off of it and takes a huge drink. Suddenly, there is a knock at the door. *
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Come in.
* The door opens and in walks Chris Sonnier, one of the AWA's interviewers. He walks in and takes a seat in the chair. *
Chris Sonnier: Hey Nicky, you ready for your interview.
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Sure, what the hell. Might as well get this thing over with. Hey, you want a beer?
Chris Sonnier: Are you kidding? You father would kill me.
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Fine, have it your way. Go ahead, ask away.
Chris Sonnier: Alright. Nicky, let me as ya, this past week has been pretty hectic for you don't ya think?
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Eh, it's been alright.
Chris Sonnier: You serious? You're getting ready to face Anthony Jordan in a huge one on one match, and, you were attacked in the ring by Blade Hart, the son of Bret Hart.
* NJD just rubs his jaw. *
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Ah, Blade Hart. The AWA's newest young kid. What can I say about Blade Hart? The kids got great training. He's quick. He's got a lot of talent and potential, but the kids also a coward. He came after me when I wasn't expecting it. He has a conversation with Jonas Lee, and next thing you know, I've got the sharp shooter locked on me, and I'm in pain. Then, if that wasn't enough, he lets go of my legs and acts as if he's leaving. I take my eyes off of him, and again, out of nowheres, he hits a Canadian Kick on me and almost breaks my face. Twice, twice, fucking twice....the kid took a cheap shot.
Chris Sonnier: Are you planning any revenge?
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Revenge? I don't know if I'd call it revenge, but what I do know is that I plan on facing Blade Hart down the road. I don't know what plans Jonas Lee has for him, but if it's up to me, Blade Hart and I will be facing each other in the very near future.
Chris Sonnier: I'm sure that will be a great match. Lets switch directions for a moment and talk about your match this week against the former co-champion, Anthony Jordan.
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Alright, we can talk about Tony J. Seriously, what is there to say? I've been here all week, and it seems like he's been on vacation with MJ. Do I think Tony J will show up to the arena? You bet your ass I do. I'm sure he'll show up at the last minute and do all he can to beat me....and hey, thats fine with me too. The fact is, I tried to be friendly with Tony J. I went out to the ring and made the offer to him about teaming with me instead of going against me, and together we could reform D-Connection-X....but Tony J left me standing out in the ring. He never came out, he never appeared on the AWA Tron....hell, he never even sent me a text message to let me know that he wasn't coming out. So, if you ask me, Tony J has decided to be a hard ass while my brother is on vacation. So Tony J, if you want to be the hard ass, and if you want to ignore my attempts to be friendly with you, then so be it. I'll be at Anarchy, and there's nothing stopping me from kicking your ass. The fans have wanted to see a good old fashioned one on one between you and I, and this week they'll get it. The NJD fans are going to be extremely happy while the Tony J fans....well, they're going to be greatly disappointed because there's no way in hell I'm losing to a guy who plays hide and seek all week, but decides to show up at the last second to pick up a quick win. It's not going to happen pal.
* Chris Sonnier can tell that NJD is getting a little worked up. *
Chris Sonnier: Alright, well thats about all the time we have. Thanks for your time Nicky. I'll let you get back to your sports center.
* Chris Sonnier leaves the locker room. As he shuts the door, you can hear NJD yell out.... *
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Eli Mannings signed a contract for HOW MUCH?
* The scene fades out. *
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Fucking Red Sox. Get swept by the Rays while the fucking Yankees sweep the Blue Jays. Bunch of assholes.
* NJD reaches down and pulls out a corona from his mini fridge that sits next to his couch. He pops the top off of it and takes a huge drink. Suddenly, there is a knock at the door. *
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Come in.
* The door opens and in walks Chris Sonnier, one of the AWA's interviewers. He walks in and takes a seat in the chair. *
Chris Sonnier: Hey Nicky, you ready for your interview.
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Sure, what the hell. Might as well get this thing over with. Hey, you want a beer?
Chris Sonnier: Are you kidding? You father would kill me.
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Fine, have it your way. Go ahead, ask away.
Chris Sonnier: Alright. Nicky, let me as ya, this past week has been pretty hectic for you don't ya think?
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Eh, it's been alright.
Chris Sonnier: You serious? You're getting ready to face Anthony Jordan in a huge one on one match, and, you were attacked in the ring by Blade Hart, the son of Bret Hart.
* NJD just rubs his jaw. *
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Ah, Blade Hart. The AWA's newest young kid. What can I say about Blade Hart? The kids got great training. He's quick. He's got a lot of talent and potential, but the kids also a coward. He came after me when I wasn't expecting it. He has a conversation with Jonas Lee, and next thing you know, I've got the sharp shooter locked on me, and I'm in pain. Then, if that wasn't enough, he lets go of my legs and acts as if he's leaving. I take my eyes off of him, and again, out of nowheres, he hits a Canadian Kick on me and almost breaks my face. Twice, twice, fucking twice....the kid took a cheap shot.
Chris Sonnier: Are you planning any revenge?
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Revenge? I don't know if I'd call it revenge, but what I do know is that I plan on facing Blade Hart down the road. I don't know what plans Jonas Lee has for him, but if it's up to me, Blade Hart and I will be facing each other in the very near future.
Chris Sonnier: I'm sure that will be a great match. Lets switch directions for a moment and talk about your match this week against the former co-champion, Anthony Jordan.
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Alright, we can talk about Tony J. Seriously, what is there to say? I've been here all week, and it seems like he's been on vacation with MJ. Do I think Tony J will show up to the arena? You bet your ass I do. I'm sure he'll show up at the last minute and do all he can to beat me....and hey, thats fine with me too. The fact is, I tried to be friendly with Tony J. I went out to the ring and made the offer to him about teaming with me instead of going against me, and together we could reform D-Connection-X....but Tony J left me standing out in the ring. He never came out, he never appeared on the AWA Tron....hell, he never even sent me a text message to let me know that he wasn't coming out. So, if you ask me, Tony J has decided to be a hard ass while my brother is on vacation. So Tony J, if you want to be the hard ass, and if you want to ignore my attempts to be friendly with you, then so be it. I'll be at Anarchy, and there's nothing stopping me from kicking your ass. The fans have wanted to see a good old fashioned one on one between you and I, and this week they'll get it. The NJD fans are going to be extremely happy while the Tony J fans....well, they're going to be greatly disappointed because there's no way in hell I'm losing to a guy who plays hide and seek all week, but decides to show up at the last second to pick up a quick win. It's not going to happen pal.
* Chris Sonnier can tell that NJD is getting a little worked up. *
Chris Sonnier: Alright, well thats about all the time we have. Thanks for your time Nicky. I'll let you get back to your sports center.
* Chris Sonnier leaves the locker room. As he shuts the door, you can hear NJD yell out.... *
Nicholas Jacob Draven: Eli Mannings signed a contract for HOW MUCH?
* The scene fades out. *
