Conner O'Shea: Monster Slayer

[AWA Staff]

**The fans sit around curious as Conner O'Shea steps out without music. He is dressed like Jack Brooks. White shirt, trucker cap, blue jeans and a lead pipe. The fans are cheering him as he stomps to the ring. Conner slides in the ring and stomps to the other side and gets a mic from Miss Taylor. He tosses her a wink as he turns to the middle of the ring to address what's going on.**


Conner O'Shea
Last night was not a night I'm happy with. Last night, when I had The Enforcer beat. I had his big dumb ass ready to take the three count, some dick head turned off the lights. And when they came back on? Some big douche bag was standing there, with some big guy in a mask behind him. What's his name? Fag-goric?


**Some fans cheer/laugh as Conner paces around the ring for a few seconds.**


Conner O'Shea
I've taken out Enforcer before, and now I'ma have to slay another big dumb bastard monster that goes by the name Vangoric. That fine with me. I'll beat the shit outta whatever damn person I please. Next Monday, I'ma beat the piss outta nine other pricks. What I'ma get? I have no clue. All I know is I'ma beat some ass and take some names. Vangoric better just hope I don't get my hands on him.


**Conner O'Shea looks down at the lead pipe in his hand. He raises it slightly and flips it, catching it back in his hand.**


Conner O'Shea
I'ma bust that fuckin guys head open with this pipe, cause as of right now.... I'm Conner O'Shea: MONSTER SLAYER!


**Fans cheer Conner O'Shea when they are all stopped........**







(Time is short for me, anyone can take over for the cage.)

[AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven]

*Before Conner O'Shea can go on any further, "God's Gonna Cut You Down" by Johnny Cash starts to play. A couple of seconds into it, it switches to "Sound Of Madness" by Shinedown. The fans cheer as "The Golden Child" Nicholas Jacob Draven comes walking out of the back. He's dressed in jeans, boots, and his "The Golden Child" T-Shirt. NJD walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. He walks over to Miss Taylor and grabs a microphone from her. He stands there, looking across the ring at Conner O'Shea. *


Nicholas Jacob Draven: Before you go any further bro, I think we need to clear a few things up. Everybody here knows that you and I seem to get along pretty well. We've teamed up a few times, and won every single time. We chill out at the bars sometimes together, and we like to hang out back stage. I'd dare to go out on a limb and call you my "friend"....even if I am better than you at AWA 2009: The Video Game!


* Even though Conner O'Shea is in a pissed off mood, and looking to kill someone right now, he cracks a smile at his friend standing in the ring with him. *


Nicholas Jacob Draven: However, we both understand the way business works, and we both know that if it comes down to you and I inside that cage....that bro, you're not going to get an easy win....IF you get a win at all!


* The fans all cheer. NJD smiles at his friend. Conner O'Shea however, isn't smiling about that comment. *


Nicholas Jacob Draven: You and I are yet to go toe to toe with one another, and honestly, I'm alright with that. Conner, you know I respect the shit out of ya bro....and I know you're one dangerous mother fucker inside this ring....but I've got some plans of my own....first things first is I plan on whooping the shit out of Blade Hart. This punk ass mother fucker thinks he can keep attacking me when I least expect it....well, Monday Night, when the cage lowers, Blade Hart will have no place to run....and when I get my hands on him....I might have a nickname of my own....The Canadian Killer!


* The fans all cheer. What happens next? *

[SLAM II]

"Smoke & Wine" by Hank 3 and the Assjacks comes playing over the pa-system and in a second or two Kerry Karson comes walking out on the ramp, the fans give a mixed reaction, and he grins quit big, then from pulls out a bag of Redman chew, and puts a large chaw in his mouth.

-MTMT- "Kerry Karson looks different?"

-Jesse Ventura- "A country degenerate?"

-MTMT- "The offspring of Wife Beater and his sister cousin?"

Karson is wearing a black button up snazzy shirt, tight bluejeans, black pair of boots, a very out of shape cowboy hat, and slung around his shoulder is a guitar.

-Jesse Ventura- "AWA's version of Jimmy Wang!"

-MTMT- "ZING!

He walks down the ramp staring at O'Shea and Dravne, both men having a laugh at Karson. Karson walks up the stairs taking a microphone with him, he ducks between the ropes, and then his music fades.

-Karson- "Well boys as I walked down the ramp I seen yall was having a pretty good laugh at me"

Both men shook their heads in agreement. Karson chuckled.

-Karson- "Right thought so. Well as I waited for my turn to speak I wrote a tune for you guys"

Karson grabbed his pick and strummed once over the cords, the fans gave a cheer, and he spit out a big mouthful of spit.

-MTMT- "That was thoughful of him"

-Karson- "It might sound rusty...-clears throat-

Oh look at the two whiney bitchs,
two bitching queers.
Your pissing and moaning make my ears bleed,
you two sons of bitchs get the fuck out of here!

Thats about as far as I got couldn't sum it up any better! Anyways god damn boys a lesson in anatomy is this follow along"

Karson grabbed his balls then spit.

-Karson- "This fellas is a fucking sack, in this sack are two nutts, these two nutts distinguish us from females, and what makes me a man is I have these. No need to check it out for you two because you two fuckers got a big ol' fat pussy!"

Karson chuckles as does the crowd. Draven and O'Shea look very pissed.

-Karson- "I let my actions speak louder then words boys, so let me get this out of my mouth before I cross into nagging and bitchin! Fuck you guys, fuck the others, because come Monday I'ma whip each and everyone of you mother fuckers from one side of the cage to the god damn next!"

The fans cheered as Karson shot both men the finger.

-Karson- "Simply put...Fuck you"

Karson then spits very close between Dravens left foot. What happens next?

[Kevin Kash]

"Breaking The Habit" Blares over the speaker as fans begin to boo loud,as Kevin Cash walks down the ramp,he is wearing a black button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up,black dress pants,and black dress shoes,his hair is slicked back and sunglasses are on him.

Jesse Ventura-"Last week, that man Kevin Cash attacked the AWA heavyweight champion Ripper,in a gruesome and disgusting way."

MTMT:"Right you are,he pinned Ripper to the ground,and smashed his feet with a sledge hammer!"

Cash goes up the stairs and into the ring,he glares at every single one of the men in the ring and looks at the spit on the canvas,he sneers and pulls a microphone from his pocket,he lifts it up and speaks.

Kevin Cash:"Boys,boys,boys,you guys are ridiculus,I mean,look who we have in the ring,we have a drunken irish prick,whos ass I've kicked so many times it's still funny,then there is the golden shit,you know,little boy,this is man country,go home and play with your toys,then finally we got AWA's resident pot head,whos not actually smoking no more,good for you".

Cash then sees the bag of tobacco he is holding and snatches it,he pulls a peice out and sniffs it,then spits in the bag and gives it back to Karson.

Cash:"Anyway,now onto the others,you have Anthony Jordan"

Fans cheer

Cash:"Yeah,Yeah,thats nice,thats a man who needs to stop taking viagra,and fucking that nasty whore Khris Heaven,then there is Blade Hart,a disgrace to the Hart name,Vangoric,who I swear isa rip off of WWE's Kane,then there is Ripper,who I beat last week,then there is Enforcer,who i pinned at our last PPV,finally there is Anthrax,who i really don't care about,so actually,I can and will beat next monday,and unless you are all blind,its for either Rippers belt,orits for a number one contender ship,in which i can still have my title shot at anytime,so whomever has the belt,better watch their back."

Fans boo,what happens next?

[Gregory "Ripper" Kennedy]

:: As Kevin Cash finishes his rant the lights dim down along with the usual biotechnic images begin to flash along with images of the world heavyweight title. Soon the images cut away as does the music followed by the booming shout of “I’M RIPPER!” The fans explode with cheers as Switchback v.5 booms into life and the World Heavyweight Champion walks out onto the stage. Ripper is wearing his usual backstage attire an open black shirt showing off the world heavyweight title wrapped securely around his waist. The title has been secured at the back with a padlock. Ripper is accompanied by his ever faithful assistant Scorpion. ::

Matt Tassel: “Ripper really has grown attached the world title.”

Jesse Ventura: “I for one find it extremely disturbing.”

Matt Tassel: “You’re not the only one. I’ve known Ripper for a long time and he has always been a bit of a loose cannon but I think he’s fallen off the boat now.”

:: Ripper is holding a lead crowbar in one hand and a microphone in the other. He is staring intently at the ring. Most specifically he is staring straight at Kevin Cash. ::

Matt Tassel: “Ripper is not a person I would want to hold a grudge against me. He is a dangerous man.”

Jesse Ventura: “He’s not that dangerous.”

Matt Tassel: “He’s beat you up more times that you can remember.”

Jesse Ventura: “I Don’t remember that.”

Ripper: “Now it occurs to me we have a lot of people comin’ out here, runnin’ their mouths about this that or the other but in the end it all boils down to one thing. This coming Monday night. Everyone in the AWA is going to step into the ring and be locked inside a steel cage where we will all battle it out for some top prize that Jonas Lee is going to grant one of us. However, it occurs to me that I already have the top prize in the AWA.”

:: The fans give up a cheer for their AWA World heavyweight champion. ::

Ripper: “So it occurs to me that I have no reason to enter this match.”

:: The fans cheers quickly turn to boos as they think Ripper is trying to back his way out of the match::

Jesse Ventura: “What a coward. As always.”

Matt Tassel: “I wouldn’t be so sure Jesse.”

Ripper: “Now before you all go jumping to conclusions I am not withdrawing from this match. No I am simply changing my goals for the match. My goal for this match is not to win. It is to walk in with this lead crowbar in hand and so what the referee thought happened last Monday night.”

:: Once again another cheer goes up as Kevin Cash seems less than impressed about the threat Ripper has put forth::

Ripper: “You see since returning to the AWA I have yet to be pinned or made to submit. Up until last Monday I could say that I had never been beaten but then you had to go and cheat your way past me. Cash I don’t take kindly to people cheating their way past me especially when a chance at MY heavyweight title is on the line. So pay attention to what I’m going to say when I say it. This Monday, this match is not about winning or losing for me. This match is about beating you three ways from Sunday and leaving you in a bloody pool. You see the fact that you have a world title shot means nothing. It means nothing because after Monday you’re going to be worrying more about eating than fighting for a title.”

:: In the ring Cash doesn’t seem to be taking this with any fear he is simply muttering to himself and cursing Ripper. Nicolas Draven and Conner O’Shea on the other hand are discussing to themselves just how bad of a beating they thing that Kevin Cash is going to get::

Ripper: “And with that Cash I have warned you and that is the only warning I will give you. If you come after me I will not hold back I will destroy you. Better people than you have tried to beat me in the past and better people will try in the future. I have and I will destroy them all. When you start to involve weapons there is no way for you to win because I am Ripper and I am the Hardcore Madman.”

:: The fans once again give up a huge cheer as Ripper finishes his threat towards Kevin Cash::

Ripper: “I’M RIPPER!”

:: The fans echo Rippers words as Switchback hits again and Ripper points the crowbar towards Kevin Cash before heading back leaving the scene and leaving the four men in the ring to think about what has just been said ::

[Vangoric]

**After The Ripper's departure from the ring the lights in the whole arena go black. The crowd goes silent because they are unsure of what to expect then all of a sudden loud music begins to blast throughout the entire arena and the eager fans begin to chatter amongst themselves because they are pretty sure they know who this person might be.

**Fire begins to surround the entire AWAtron and explosions hit the stages as red lights hit the black curtain. Out from behind the curtain steps a man who stands six feet ten inches tall and he is being escorted by the Living Hardcore Legend, The Former AWA Heavyweight Champion, and AWA Hall of Famer, Wife Beater. With a giant smirk on his face Wife Beater taunts the crowd as they give a mixed reaction to the two men on the stage.

MTMT:
Well here is something you don't see everyday. A giant beast of a man who is unknown to us lead by one of the most evil twisted hardcore wrestlers to ever come to the AWA, Wife Beater.

JESSIE "THE BODY" VENTURA:
Well Mittens all I can say is that this man Vangoric looks like an absolute monster and he demolished Conner O'Shea and The Enforcer on Monday Night. If he is being taught and mentored by Wife Beater then AWA has some serious problems on their hands and you know what? I LOVE IT!!

**Wife Beater walks down the ramp and slowly behind him stalks the large man known as Vangoric. His mask bares flames on it and his outfit is tattered torn and burnt. The two men get to the side of the ring and Wife Beater climbs the steel steps onto the ring apron and then enters the ring while Vangoric grabs the rope, hoists himself up onto the apron, and then puts one leg over the top rope followed by the other leg. Both men stand in the ring with Conner, NJD, Karson, and Cash. Wife Beater grabs the mic from O'Shea's hand and begins to speak.

WIFE BEATER:
I'MMMMMMMM BAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!

**The crowd gives a mixed reaction and Wife Beater smirks before continuing.**

WIFE BEATER:
Now I know you are all probably wondering why I decided to come back to the AWA. Well it is really plain and simple. I was sitting at home and watching the garbage that AWA was putting on the television and I couldn't help but wonder what it would be like to be back here kicking all these silly fucking kids asses once again. When I then stopped and smelled the roses I remembered why I hung my boots up in the first place. I then received a call from someone who told me they found this man who was being released from prison soon who was looking to be rehabilitated back into the world. I thought to myself, "What better way to make an impact again in the AWA then to get this monster straight from prison and train him in the ways of hardcore style wrestling and destruction!

The four men stood in the ring and looked at Wife Beater and then looked at the monster Vangoric. Vangoric just stood there motionless. He was like a lifeless human being. He seemed like a standee or a wax doll. No movement whatsoever and it almost seemed to freak everyone in the ring out.

WIFE BEATER:
Come this Monday not only will Vangoric set foot into the AWA ring. He will single handedly destroy each and everyone of these pathetic pieces of shit that the AWA calls "Superstars." The men in this ring couldn't even wrestle their way out of a wet paper bag or out of one of my used condoms after fucking my wife's sister on her period. Blood will be shed, beers will be drank, bones will be crushed, and minds will be blown when Vangoric shows you all that he will be the future of this company!

MARK!


MY!


WORDS!!

**Wife Beater drops the mic and then in a quick flash Vangoric grabs Conner O'Shea by the throat and raises him high in the air and drops him down on the canvas with a thunderous choke slam. NJD quickly scatters the ring along with Karson but Kevin Cash isn't so lucky when as he goes to exit Vangoric grabs him and delivers a vicious gut wrench Tombstone piledriver. Wife Beater stands over the fallen men and laughs hysterically as NJD and Karson watch from the ramp as the scene fades to black.**