Post by Anthony Jordan on Aug 12, 2009 11:56:30 GMT -4
*Pearl Jam's "Even Flow" hits. The crowd cheers loudly as the former Undisputed World Champion walks out onto the ramp. He gives the fans a nod of acknowledgment before walking down the ramp.*
Ventura: "What a display of arrogance! Most of the men in the cage match were in the ring earlier, but he waits until the spotlight is completely open to show his face."
MTMT: "Nothing new from 'The Role Model.'"
*Jordan slaps hands with a few fans before ascending the stairs, He enters the ring and is given a microphone by Miss Taylor. He plays to the fans a bit as he waits for his music to be cut.*
MTMT: "We haven't heard much from him in a week. I'm eager to hear his opinion on the recent events in AWA."
*Even Flow" finally fades out, and Jordan goes to the middle of the ring. He chuckles at the cheering fans before raising his microphone.*
Jordan: "I do not really know how to explain what has been going on recently. Let us look at what has happened in my life. First, no MJ Windsor,"
*The fans explode with cheers as Jordan rolls his eyes.*
Jordan: "No Chantelle,"
*The fans explode again as Jordan shakes his head.*
Jordan: "You guys want me to be single forever or something?"
*Jordan gives his goofy grin and continues on.*
Jordan: "No Scorpion as my assistant,"
*That gets a mixed reaction as fans are split on how Scorpion is best used.*
Jordan: "And feuding with Ripper for the Undisputed World Title."
*The fans explode with cheers again.*
Jordan: "I am torn between whether I hit a time rift and went back to USCW or am having a nightmare. I am inclined to say 'nightmare' because Ripper does not have the Undisputed World Title in any reality I can conceptualize."
Ventura: "Hear hear."
*The fans boo as Jordan shrugs.*
Jordan: "We are not really friends. What were you expecting me to say? We are familiar rivals who grudgingly respect each other and do not demonstrate true malice toward each other."
MTMT: "He summed it up quite well."
Jordan: "With that stated, I can continue. I am inclined to say that the recent events I stated never happened. I am pretty sure this is a nightmare, but I am oddly aware of it. That is the second time in my life I have done that. It is kind of cool."
*"The Role Model" shrugs.*
Jordan: "Since I cannot wake up just yet, I might as well play along until I do."
MTMT: "He never had a great grip on reality as it was. This is the next logical step."
*The fans actually cheer for Jordan as they have come to enjoy his antics.*
Jordan: "First, allow to address Ripper and say, 'HA HA' on your little feud with Cash. I bet now you are longing for the days of having me as your arch-enemy. Not fun to deal with someone who is not at all a professional, huh? I suffered through feuds with Slam, so while I feel your pain, I will enjoy many laughs at your expense."
*Jordan gives his goofy grin as the fans give a mixed reaction.*
MTMT: "The young star is definitely establishing himself, but not endearing himself."
Ventura: "The latter is unimportant."
Jordan: "As for Draven Lite criticizing me about standing him up last week, get over yourself!"
*The fans give another mixed reaction.*
Jordan: "We are not friends, either, and unlike Ripper, I have no respect for you! You never earned anything in this business; you leeched off my best friend's family's good name; and you love having 'girl talk' sessions with Chantelle as you get your hair done and nails painted. Playing video games for an hour or two does not exactly fix any of that."
*The fans give another mixed reaction as Jordan couldn't care less.*
Jordan: "You felt disrespected last week? Welcome to my life. Why do I have to show you respect, anyway? I have been in this business for seven years. I am widely accepted as the best technical wrestler alive after proving it time and time again. You have to be on television for a week to talk yourself up enough to think you have a chance against me. I just have to show up on Monday because I know I am going to win. I have earned the right to do that. You...not so much."
*Jordan gives his goofy grin again as the fans split in their opinions of what he said.*
Jordan: "As for the other insignificant pieces of the cage match this Monday, enjoying the boost of fame by being associated with me. Since I doubt you have the class to thank me, I will have the class to say, 'You are welcome.'"
*Jordan pauses to let the fans cheer his shameless ego.*
Ventura: "Now that's something I can respect."
MTMT: "He wouldn't be Anthony Jordan, if he didn't do that."
Jordan: "In case any of you are wondering why I did not get involved in the cluster earlier, I do not lower myself to that. I have had epic promos with Kyle Heaven, Sheldon Reese, Croc, Justin Voss, Whitey Ford, Chris Holtz, Joz, and, above all them, MJ Windsor, and I know an epic promo when I see one."
*Jordan turns to the camera in the corner of the ring.*
Jordan: "And I did not see one."
*The fans go wild again for the cocky Jordan as he goes to leave the ring. Is he stopped?*
Ventura: "What a display of arrogance! Most of the men in the cage match were in the ring earlier, but he waits until the spotlight is completely open to show his face."
MTMT: "Nothing new from 'The Role Model.'"
*Jordan slaps hands with a few fans before ascending the stairs, He enters the ring and is given a microphone by Miss Taylor. He plays to the fans a bit as he waits for his music to be cut.*
MTMT: "We haven't heard much from him in a week. I'm eager to hear his opinion on the recent events in AWA."
*Even Flow" finally fades out, and Jordan goes to the middle of the ring. He chuckles at the cheering fans before raising his microphone.*
Jordan: "I do not really know how to explain what has been going on recently. Let us look at what has happened in my life. First, no MJ Windsor,"
*The fans explode with cheers as Jordan rolls his eyes.*
Jordan: "No Chantelle,"
*The fans explode again as Jordan shakes his head.*
Jordan: "You guys want me to be single forever or something?"
*Jordan gives his goofy grin and continues on.*
Jordan: "No Scorpion as my assistant,"
*That gets a mixed reaction as fans are split on how Scorpion is best used.*
Jordan: "And feuding with Ripper for the Undisputed World Title."
*The fans explode with cheers again.*
Jordan: "I am torn between whether I hit a time rift and went back to USCW or am having a nightmare. I am inclined to say 'nightmare' because Ripper does not have the Undisputed World Title in any reality I can conceptualize."
Ventura: "Hear hear."
*The fans boo as Jordan shrugs.*
Jordan: "We are not really friends. What were you expecting me to say? We are familiar rivals who grudgingly respect each other and do not demonstrate true malice toward each other."
MTMT: "He summed it up quite well."
Jordan: "With that stated, I can continue. I am inclined to say that the recent events I stated never happened. I am pretty sure this is a nightmare, but I am oddly aware of it. That is the second time in my life I have done that. It is kind of cool."
*"The Role Model" shrugs.*
Jordan: "Since I cannot wake up just yet, I might as well play along until I do."
MTMT: "He never had a great grip on reality as it was. This is the next logical step."
*The fans actually cheer for Jordan as they have come to enjoy his antics.*
Jordan: "First, allow to address Ripper and say, 'HA HA' on your little feud with Cash. I bet now you are longing for the days of having me as your arch-enemy. Not fun to deal with someone who is not at all a professional, huh? I suffered through feuds with Slam, so while I feel your pain, I will enjoy many laughs at your expense."
*Jordan gives his goofy grin as the fans give a mixed reaction.*
MTMT: "The young star is definitely establishing himself, but not endearing himself."
Ventura: "The latter is unimportant."
Jordan: "As for Draven Lite criticizing me about standing him up last week, get over yourself!"
*The fans give another mixed reaction.*
Jordan: "We are not friends, either, and unlike Ripper, I have no respect for you! You never earned anything in this business; you leeched off my best friend's family's good name; and you love having 'girl talk' sessions with Chantelle as you get your hair done and nails painted. Playing video games for an hour or two does not exactly fix any of that."
*The fans give another mixed reaction as Jordan couldn't care less.*
Jordan: "You felt disrespected last week? Welcome to my life. Why do I have to show you respect, anyway? I have been in this business for seven years. I am widely accepted as the best technical wrestler alive after proving it time and time again. You have to be on television for a week to talk yourself up enough to think you have a chance against me. I just have to show up on Monday because I know I am going to win. I have earned the right to do that. You...not so much."
*Jordan gives his goofy grin again as the fans split in their opinions of what he said.*
Jordan: "As for the other insignificant pieces of the cage match this Monday, enjoying the boost of fame by being associated with me. Since I doubt you have the class to thank me, I will have the class to say, 'You are welcome.'"
*Jordan pauses to let the fans cheer his shameless ego.*
Ventura: "Now that's something I can respect."
MTMT: "He wouldn't be Anthony Jordan, if he didn't do that."
Jordan: "In case any of you are wondering why I did not get involved in the cluster earlier, I do not lower myself to that. I have had epic promos with Kyle Heaven, Sheldon Reese, Croc, Justin Voss, Whitey Ford, Chris Holtz, Joz, and, above all them, MJ Windsor, and I know an epic promo when I see one."
*Jordan turns to the camera in the corner of the ring.*
Jordan: "And I did not see one."
*The fans go wild again for the cocky Jordan as he goes to leave the ring. Is he stopped?*
