Post by SLAM II on Apr 23, 2009 16:17:22 GMT -4
On the jumbo-tron a black picture plays for a few seconds then music begins to play, ”Soul Suckin’ Jerk” by Beck, and words scroll across the screen.[/color]
The words fade away and its back to a black screen. Then in black an white a video begins to play as Kerry Karson, Jay Hydro, and a third person easily recognizable as Master Roshi! They are all dressed in the same traditional ninja jumpsuits, all them are waving at the camera, and then Master Roshi begins to talk and the background music fades away.[/color]
-Master Roshi- ”Welcome to the first of man training videos brought to you by, ‘DOJO OWNAGE: Where if you think your going to get owned in a fight, then come here and we teach you how fight!’, and also by AWA!”
-Kerry Karson- ”I am master Karson-lupi”
-Jay Hydro- ”And I am master Hydro Lee with us today is special guest Master Roshi, Dragon Ball Z collector!”
All three men put their hands together, close their eyes, and take a bow. The scene cuts over to the next scene where Master Roshi is standing with Master Karson.[/color]
The letters stamp across the screen in big military letters. Then the scene snaps from where they stood to Master Roshi standing in a defensive stance and Master Karson in a offensive stance.[/color]
-Master Roshi- ”Lesson won for any fighter is a basic takedown in which I will demonstrate the takedown as Master Karson will be the aggressor, and then he will demonstrate his own version of a takedown. BEGIN!”
Master Karson immediately steps forward throwing a left handed punch, Roshi blocks it away with his right hand, he then steps forward putting a foot between Karson’s legs locking his left arm under his armpit, and then with Karson’s pushing weight flips Karson over his shoulder slamming him on the ground.[/color]
-Master Roshi- ”WHATS THA’ HOT STUFF!!? BO’RI CHU!”
Then the scene snaps over to Karson back on his feet him in a defensive stance and Master Roshi in a offensive stance.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”HUT!”
Before master Roshi responds Kerry pokes the man in the eyes, Roshi stumbles backwards a step holding his eyes, then Kerry knees Roshi in the gut making him double over, and then he kicks Roshi in the face with a straight left leg kick.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”JUMP ON IT! JUMP ON IT!!”
Kerry does the dance that goes along with the ‘Jump on it’ song.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”WOOO!!!”
The scene cuts to Jay Hydro who is standing with his arms crossed his ninja mask on over his face.[/color]
-Jay Hydro- ”Moral of lesson one, never ever let a stoner do the jump on it dance! Hashanahs joking but the moral is takedowns are very important in a match but so is lesson two”
-Jay Hydro- ”Yes be jumpy, random, and it will just throw your opponent right the fuck off their guard! As aerialists me and Kerry have mastered our aerial assault down to a capital T!”
The scene pops and cuts to Kerry Karson who is standing on top of a milk crate Master Roshi standing in front of the milk crate in an embracive stance. Jay Hydro walks into the scene moving his hands in a teaching way as if pointing out many important things.[/color]
-Jay Hydro- ”Today in this lesson of lesson two we will teach you the simple tactics of just an average jump kick! TO THE CHEST! GO!”
Roshi looks at Hydro as if he was waiting for a certain cue.[/color]
-Master Roshi- ”I thought we were going to count!”
Kerry jumps off the milk crate dropping a mean but effective kick to master Roshi’s face knocking him flat to the ground.[/color]
-Jay Hydro- ”Lesson three”
-Jay Hydro- ”Be ready for anything especially the ELEMENT OF SURPRISE!!”
Karson is now back on his feet and kicks the downed master Roshi.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”Amen! Lesson four”
-Jay Hydro- ”Don’t ever be mean to kids! As for master Roshi he was extremely mean to Goku and the others little smartass old man!”
Kerry and Hydro begin to kick Roshi repeatedly over and over yelling slur after slur.[/color]
-Jay Hydro- ”YEAH FUCK YOU!!”
-Kerry Karson- ”BO’RI CHU!”
The scene fades to black and goes into a commercial. When it returns the camera finds The Rookies sitting in the boiler room of the current arena with none other than Chris Sonnier. The boiler room was very hazy and smokey as Sonnier used his bright orange tie to cover his mouth, Kerry was all grins eyes glazed over blood red, and Hydro was zoned out looking at one of the furnaces through the mask he wears all the time.[/color]
-Chris Sonnier- ”Welcome -cough- fans I’m Chris Sonnier, and I’m here with the newest addition to the AWA roster and the tag-team of The Rookies”
Sonnier breaks off into a fit of coughs and gags, which makes Kerry look up at him.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”Shit man just breathe that air in, man. The coughs will go away”
-Chris Sonnier- ”Okay -cough- why are we in the boiler room and what is that very dank smell?”
-Kerry Karson- ”Heaven man, heaven. And I really don’t know why were in here I think it masks our production of smoke we produce. But anyways you know”
-Chris Sonnier- ”No I really -cough- don’t -cough- know. But can I get a moment of you guys time? I have questions”
-Kerry Karson- ”Shoot man we got all the time in the world”
-Chris Sonnier- ”Okay first question is at Anarchy last week you attacked Johnny London and Keyvin Kash, what was the motive?”
-Kerry Karson- ”We really just went out to make an impact, get everybody into the mode of ‘Stone Zone 2009’ or whatever management calls it”
-Chris Sonnier- ”Stone Zone 2009?”
-Kerry Karson- ”Yes our way of telling everyone that the age of nature and stoners is in, that stoners are just not lazy unmotivated people, and that us two Jay and I are going to reek havoc here in AWA”
-Chris Sonnier- ”Reek havoc? As in smoke the place up?”
-Kerry Karson- ”Amen, man. Smoke a fire under everybody’s asses”
-Chris Sonnier- ”Well my next question pertains to your other opponents in this weeks upcoming match Whitey Ford and the Freak, two legends of the wrestling business. How do you take that?”
-Kerry Karson- ”We take that as a big way to say fuck you! Fuck Whitey Ford and the Freak, they might have their own agenda as if lets dick around with our old age that’s slowly creeping up behind us by teaching this younger generation that we mean business, and what not. To each their own to each their own”
-Chris Sonnier- ”Strong words, but do you think they could come back to bite you in the ass?”
Kerry taps his chin dazing off into the distance, his look told Chris that he was a 1,000 miles away to himself. He then laughs and shakes his head.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”Fuck no, hell if the management thinks he will teach us then so be it, but I see it as a way to keep him out of the bigger picture. And if things go the way I know they will it will be a month of loss after loss for the Ford-miser, and then a huge loss at the end of the month when I dominate him at the pay-per-view!”
-Chris Sonnier- ”Well people highly doubt that”
-Jay Hydro- ”Hahahah highly”
Kerry and Chris look at Jay who is giggling but never breaks contact with the red furnace.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”Why do people highly doubt us?”
-Chris Sonnier- ”You both are entirely small for wrestlers, no muscle capacity, and neither of you have the expierence that most of these guy have. Also weren’t you two founded in a McDonalds where you beat the hell out of the owner with trays?”
Before Kerry could answer Jay stood up a very stupid look on his face but it was also serious in its own way[/b]
-Jay Hydro- ”We won out McDonalds fight because we have what a lot of people don’t my interview friend, which is that we are both spontaneous in the aspect of everyday life. No one can will ever expect how we will act, wrestle, or just what the hell ever else they think they can peg. We’re tiny but spiny my low paid friend and fans we’ve got balls to come around say we’re going to win because we know unpredictability is the new sin! So have your rumors and laughs because when the day is done as we are victorious time after time, we will have the last laugh”
-Kerry Karson- ”Beautiful, bones”
Jay breaks eye contact with the camera and pounds knuckles with Kerry who grins a stoner smile. Chris nods in satisfaction as Jay walks away from the scene.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”Its been fun my friend, till next time, man. We’re going to Arbys!”
He gives Chris five and walks off the scene and the scene ends.[/color]
AWA PICTURES PRESENTS:
Training With The Rookies: Karson & Hydro!
[/size][/color]Training With The Rookies: Karson & Hydro!
The words fade away and its back to a black screen. Then in black an white a video begins to play as Kerry Karson, Jay Hydro, and a third person easily recognizable as Master Roshi! They are all dressed in the same traditional ninja jumpsuits, all them are waving at the camera, and then Master Roshi begins to talk and the background music fades away.[/color]
-Master Roshi- ”Welcome to the first of man training videos brought to you by, ‘DOJO OWNAGE: Where if you think your going to get owned in a fight, then come here and we teach you how fight!’, and also by AWA!”
-Kerry Karson- ”I am master Karson-lupi”
-Jay Hydro- ”And I am master Hydro Lee with us today is special guest Master Roshi, Dragon Ball Z collector!”
All three men put their hands together, close their eyes, and take a bow. The scene cuts over to the next scene where Master Roshi is standing with Master Karson.[/color]
Lesson 1: BASIC TAKEDOWNS!
[/size][/color]The letters stamp across the screen in big military letters. Then the scene snaps from where they stood to Master Roshi standing in a defensive stance and Master Karson in a offensive stance.[/color]
-Master Roshi- ”Lesson won for any fighter is a basic takedown in which I will demonstrate the takedown as Master Karson will be the aggressor, and then he will demonstrate his own version of a takedown. BEGIN!”
Master Karson immediately steps forward throwing a left handed punch, Roshi blocks it away with his right hand, he then steps forward putting a foot between Karson’s legs locking his left arm under his armpit, and then with Karson’s pushing weight flips Karson over his shoulder slamming him on the ground.[/color]
-Master Roshi- ”WHATS THA’ HOT STUFF!!? BO’RI CHU!”
Then the scene snaps over to Karson back on his feet him in a defensive stance and Master Roshi in a offensive stance.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”HUT!”
Before master Roshi responds Kerry pokes the man in the eyes, Roshi stumbles backwards a step holding his eyes, then Kerry knees Roshi in the gut making him double over, and then he kicks Roshi in the face with a straight left leg kick.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”JUMP ON IT! JUMP ON IT!!”
Kerry does the dance that goes along with the ‘Jump on it’ song.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”WOOO!!!”
The scene cuts to Jay Hydro who is standing with his arms crossed his ninja mask on over his face.[/color]
-Jay Hydro- ”Moral of lesson one, never ever let a stoner do the jump on it dance! Hashanahs joking but the moral is takedowns are very important in a match but so is lesson two”
Lesson 2: BE JUMPY!
[/size][/color]-Jay Hydro- ”Yes be jumpy, random, and it will just throw your opponent right the fuck off their guard! As aerialists me and Kerry have mastered our aerial assault down to a capital T!”
The scene pops and cuts to Kerry Karson who is standing on top of a milk crate Master Roshi standing in front of the milk crate in an embracive stance. Jay Hydro walks into the scene moving his hands in a teaching way as if pointing out many important things.[/color]
-Jay Hydro- ”Today in this lesson of lesson two we will teach you the simple tactics of just an average jump kick! TO THE CHEST! GO!”
Roshi looks at Hydro as if he was waiting for a certain cue.[/color]
-Master Roshi- ”I thought we were going to count!”
Kerry jumps off the milk crate dropping a mean but effective kick to master Roshi’s face knocking him flat to the ground.[/color]
-Jay Hydro- ”Lesson three”
Lesson 3: ELEMENT OF SURPRISE!
[/size][/color]-Jay Hydro- ”Be ready for anything especially the ELEMENT OF SURPRISE!!”
Karson is now back on his feet and kicks the downed master Roshi.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”Amen! Lesson four”
Lesson 4: DON’T BE MEAN TO CHILDREN!
[/size][/color]-Jay Hydro- ”Don’t ever be mean to kids! As for master Roshi he was extremely mean to Goku and the others little smartass old man!”
Kerry and Hydro begin to kick Roshi repeatedly over and over yelling slur after slur.[/color]
Lesson 5: ONCE THERE DOWN KICK THE SHIT OUT OF THEM DOUBLE DRAGON STYLE!”
[/size][/color]-Jay Hydro- ”YEAH FUCK YOU!!”
-Kerry Karson- ”BO’RI CHU!”
The scene fades to black and goes into a commercial. When it returns the camera finds The Rookies sitting in the boiler room of the current arena with none other than Chris Sonnier. The boiler room was very hazy and smokey as Sonnier used his bright orange tie to cover his mouth, Kerry was all grins eyes glazed over blood red, and Hydro was zoned out looking at one of the furnaces through the mask he wears all the time.[/color]
-Chris Sonnier- ”Welcome -cough- fans I’m Chris Sonnier, and I’m here with the newest addition to the AWA roster and the tag-team of The Rookies”
Sonnier breaks off into a fit of coughs and gags, which makes Kerry look up at him.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”Shit man just breathe that air in, man. The coughs will go away”
-Chris Sonnier- ”Okay -cough- why are we in the boiler room and what is that very dank smell?”
-Kerry Karson- ”Heaven man, heaven. And I really don’t know why were in here I think it masks our production of smoke we produce. But anyways you know”
-Chris Sonnier- ”No I really -cough- don’t -cough- know. But can I get a moment of you guys time? I have questions”
-Kerry Karson- ”Shoot man we got all the time in the world”
-Chris Sonnier- ”Okay first question is at Anarchy last week you attacked Johnny London and Keyvin Kash, what was the motive?”
-Kerry Karson- ”We really just went out to make an impact, get everybody into the mode of ‘Stone Zone 2009’ or whatever management calls it”
-Chris Sonnier- ”Stone Zone 2009?”
-Kerry Karson- ”Yes our way of telling everyone that the age of nature and stoners is in, that stoners are just not lazy unmotivated people, and that us two Jay and I are going to reek havoc here in AWA”
-Chris Sonnier- ”Reek havoc? As in smoke the place up?”
-Kerry Karson- ”Amen, man. Smoke a fire under everybody’s asses”
-Chris Sonnier- ”Well my next question pertains to your other opponents in this weeks upcoming match Whitey Ford and the Freak, two legends of the wrestling business. How do you take that?”
-Kerry Karson- ”We take that as a big way to say fuck you! Fuck Whitey Ford and the Freak, they might have their own agenda as if lets dick around with our old age that’s slowly creeping up behind us by teaching this younger generation that we mean business, and what not. To each their own to each their own”
-Chris Sonnier- ”Strong words, but do you think they could come back to bite you in the ass?”
Kerry taps his chin dazing off into the distance, his look told Chris that he was a 1,000 miles away to himself. He then laughs and shakes his head.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”Fuck no, hell if the management thinks he will teach us then so be it, but I see it as a way to keep him out of the bigger picture. And if things go the way I know they will it will be a month of loss after loss for the Ford-miser, and then a huge loss at the end of the month when I dominate him at the pay-per-view!”
-Chris Sonnier- ”Well people highly doubt that”
-Jay Hydro- ”Hahahah highly”
Kerry and Chris look at Jay who is giggling but never breaks contact with the red furnace.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”Why do people highly doubt us?”
-Chris Sonnier- ”You both are entirely small for wrestlers, no muscle capacity, and neither of you have the expierence that most of these guy have. Also weren’t you two founded in a McDonalds where you beat the hell out of the owner with trays?”
Before Kerry could answer Jay stood up a very stupid look on his face but it was also serious in its own way[/b]
-Jay Hydro- ”We won out McDonalds fight because we have what a lot of people don’t my interview friend, which is that we are both spontaneous in the aspect of everyday life. No one can will ever expect how we will act, wrestle, or just what the hell ever else they think they can peg. We’re tiny but spiny my low paid friend and fans we’ve got balls to come around say we’re going to win because we know unpredictability is the new sin! So have your rumors and laughs because when the day is done as we are victorious time after time, we will have the last laugh”
-Kerry Karson- ”Beautiful, bones”
Jay breaks eye contact with the camera and pounds knuckles with Kerry who grins a stoner smile. Chris nods in satisfaction as Jay walks away from the scene.[/color]
-Kerry Karson- ”Its been fun my friend, till next time, man. We’re going to Arbys!”
He gives Chris five and walks off the scene and the scene ends.[/color]
