Post by AWA CEO: Mr. Timothy Draven on Aug 23, 2009 16:57:44 GMT -4
"Smoke and Wine" by Hank 3 hits the pa-system before any match is started, and the fans stand cheering for Karson as he gets escorted from the back down the ramp by two armed police officers.
-MTMT- "AWA's resident parolee!"
-Jesse Ventura- "He makes the show look bad with his recent stunt"
Karson just grins waving to his fans, tipping his roughed up cowboy hat, and making mockery jokes about the two officers. He rolls into the wrestling ring and produces a paper out of his jeans and his music dies away.
-Karson- "Sorry about the limited face time, the jailers aren't too happy with me! Neither is the bosses, the family, the fans, the mothers, and every other drug criminal hating son of a bitch there is out there"
The fans cheer for Karson anyways, with the chant 'WE LOVE KARSON!!'.
-Karson- "But fuck I got myself right deep in a pot of hot water and I'm going to do my best to pull myself free of it. So as the worlds wants to know is about the past of Kerry Ricther Karson, I was to tell tonight live to the fans and the bosses about what it is that Karson hide from the world"
Karson chuckles and then clears his throat.
-Karson- "Well I'm rightly here in the AWA for one thing and that people is revenge against a family foe.
The fans were all listening.
-Karson- "This family enemy was the downfall of my fathers sanity, which he has recently regained. Destroyed by the man my father thought a friend, a confidont, and a hero! True blue baby my father stuck to this man like shit on a stick"
Karson began to pace around the ring looking from one officer to the next, and they returned the stares.
-Karson- "This man made my father a joke around here! Put downs left and right, and it turned me away from joining a long time ago under that family name. My real name isn't Kerry Karson because Kerry Karson don't exisit"
-Jesse Ventura- "What?"
-Karson- "I was so fucking disgusted with my father i turned to a hard drinking life, I rejected my family, I denied my true calling as a wrestler, and I made up my mind to runaway from my birth given name. See I couldn't come in here and be tooken serious by anyone here if I took my fathers name, so I had to do it under a fake name, and turned myself into something I truely wasn't. With this fake life I would come in the back door a nobody and avenge the man who ruined my father! The son of a bitch will pay regardless weather its under the law or above it!"
The fans sat in silence some fans screamed, 'GET THE FUCK ON WITH IT!', which made Karson laugh.
-Karson- "But recent events have brought the light to the surface my eyes can see clearly, and it says to move on from this speed bump so I can raise hell and be a little proud. So here it is folks my real name is David Keith Slam the second"
The fans went crazy as Karson flipped open the paper he had in his hands and turned it for the camera to see, it was a legal birth certificate. He grinned shaking his head.
-Slam II- "Now with that out in the open I feel alot better, a weight of denial is off my chest! So FUCK YOU!!"
Slam II laughed clapping his hands together.
-Slam II- "Before I go to prepare for my match tonight, because I'm not going to explain all the details tonight let it soak in get the rumors started, let me introduce you to my new manager...The first one...my father...David Keith Slam"
"Remedy" by Seether and the fans went nutts! David Keith Slam comes walking out onto the ramp a big smile spread over his face. He is wearing a black t-shirt, bluejeans, and lack sneakers. His face was thin but old, his hair was greying, and his weight had been put on a bit more. He waved to his son, who waved back, and then Slam II's music hits the pa-system again as the fans go wild when the two Slam's meet center ramp, Slam sr. raises his boy hand itno the air, and points yelling something off sound to the crowd. The scene cuts to a commerical.
-MTMT- "AWA's resident parolee!"
-Jesse Ventura- "He makes the show look bad with his recent stunt"
Karson just grins waving to his fans, tipping his roughed up cowboy hat, and making mockery jokes about the two officers. He rolls into the wrestling ring and produces a paper out of his jeans and his music dies away.
-Karson- "Sorry about the limited face time, the jailers aren't too happy with me! Neither is the bosses, the family, the fans, the mothers, and every other drug criminal hating son of a bitch there is out there"
The fans cheer for Karson anyways, with the chant 'WE LOVE KARSON!!'.
-Karson- "But fuck I got myself right deep in a pot of hot water and I'm going to do my best to pull myself free of it. So as the worlds wants to know is about the past of Kerry Ricther Karson, I was to tell tonight live to the fans and the bosses about what it is that Karson hide from the world"
Karson chuckles and then clears his throat.
-Karson- "Well I'm rightly here in the AWA for one thing and that people is revenge against a family foe.
The fans were all listening.
-Karson- "This family enemy was the downfall of my fathers sanity, which he has recently regained. Destroyed by the man my father thought a friend, a confidont, and a hero! True blue baby my father stuck to this man like shit on a stick"
Karson began to pace around the ring looking from one officer to the next, and they returned the stares.
-Karson- "This man made my father a joke around here! Put downs left and right, and it turned me away from joining a long time ago under that family name. My real name isn't Kerry Karson because Kerry Karson don't exisit"
-Jesse Ventura- "What?"
-Karson- "I was so fucking disgusted with my father i turned to a hard drinking life, I rejected my family, I denied my true calling as a wrestler, and I made up my mind to runaway from my birth given name. See I couldn't come in here and be tooken serious by anyone here if I took my fathers name, so I had to do it under a fake name, and turned myself into something I truely wasn't. With this fake life I would come in the back door a nobody and avenge the man who ruined my father! The son of a bitch will pay regardless weather its under the law or above it!"
The fans sat in silence some fans screamed, 'GET THE FUCK ON WITH IT!', which made Karson laugh.
-Karson- "But recent events have brought the light to the surface my eyes can see clearly, and it says to move on from this speed bump so I can raise hell and be a little proud. So here it is folks my real name is David Keith Slam the second"
The fans went crazy as Karson flipped open the paper he had in his hands and turned it for the camera to see, it was a legal birth certificate. He grinned shaking his head.
-Slam II- "Now with that out in the open I feel alot better, a weight of denial is off my chest! So FUCK YOU!!"
Slam II laughed clapping his hands together.
-Slam II- "Before I go to prepare for my match tonight, because I'm not going to explain all the details tonight let it soak in get the rumors started, let me introduce you to my new manager...The first one...my father...David Keith Slam"
"Remedy" by Seether and the fans went nutts! David Keith Slam comes walking out onto the ramp a big smile spread over his face. He is wearing a black t-shirt, bluejeans, and lack sneakers. His face was thin but old, his hair was greying, and his weight had been put on a bit more. He waved to his son, who waved back, and then Slam II's music hits the pa-system again as the fans go wild when the two Slam's meet center ramp, Slam sr. raises his boy hand itno the air, and points yelling something off sound to the crowd. The scene cuts to a commerical.
