Post by SLAM II on Aug 25, 2009 15:52:10 GMT -4
The scene opens up inside of a waiting room where a few heads that help run AWA, David Slam sr, and Jonas Lee sit waiting. Sitting in front of them is a doctor who checks his watch.
-Jonas Lee- "Dayyyum what is taking so long for him to just piss?"
The other shrug their shoulders. The doctor walks over to a door labeled 'restrooms' and knocks.
-Doctor- "Mister Slam, its just a simple pee drug test"
Through a grunt Slam 2 half chuckles.
-Slam 2- "This is a piss test? Shit"
-Jonas Lee- "What does that mean?"
-David Slam- "Oh god"
The door opens up but only a arm holding a cup with a big brown hunk of shit is visiable. The doctor jumps back almost gagging, the heads leave the room holding their noses, and Jonas along with Slam sr shake their heads in shock.
-Doctor- "What the fuck is that?!"
-Slam 2- "I didn't know you had to simply just piss in the cup"
-David Slam- "Jesus Christ! When have you ever took a drug test where you shit in a cup?!"
-Slam 2- "There was this one time..."
-Jonas Lee- "Dayyyyum your son is shot out!"
The doctor grabs the cup full of shit and quickly tosses it into the trash and gives Slam 2 a new cup.
-Doctor- "Just pee...PEE!"
-Slam 2- "Got it brother"
The hand goes back into the bathroom. Slam sr hakes his head but looks at Lee.
-David Slam- "So whats the deal, who is he facing at the show?"
-Jonas Lee- "Don't worry ass pony time will tell"
-David Slam- "Not good enough Lee! I want to know we deserve to know so he can train"
Lee chuckles.
-Jonas Lee- "Your son hasn't trained for a single match since he has been here! He gets by with what he knows or just makes it up which makes up a good show"
-David Slam- "Never trained? God what has he done, seems like nothing"
-Jonas Lee- "Hahaha and you have more over him? I remember kicking your ass myself several times"
Slam sr turns a shade of red in his cheeks.
-David Slam- "Fuck you! I'm going to get that boy in shape but I can't do it with him behind bars"
-Jonas Lee- "Can't tell the jail to just let him go"
-David Slam- "I can pay him out anytime, he just says he wants to serve the rest of his time. Idiot my son is, never had an sense, and when he left home god he just got worse"
Slam sr stands up from his chair and begins to pace.
-David Slam- "Left with his mother stupid cunt ruined him, made him lazy. And the fool wants revenge against someone in this company? Good god its all the people I use to face and without any wrestling skills, being locked up I don't know how to help him. And this stunt I think he might be a retard, he needs to put his face out more, walk with style, and show these fans what the Slam name really stands for....Power"
The door opens and Slam 2 walks out grinning handing the doctor the cup of piss.
-Slam 2- "Well thats done and Jonas pass the message on that come this Sunday whoever the fuck I face...Bring it all or nothing because Slam two is going to wipe some ass"
Before Jonas could speak.
-Slam 2- "Tell them that its simply put....FUCK YOU!"
He gives the finger to Jonas and his father then walks out meeting the officer in the hallway. Slam st watches his son walks down the hall giving the heads of AWA the finger.
-David Slam- "Beat it all or nothing? Damn he does sound like me when I was young"
-Jonas Lee- "He is a Slam. So good luck David"
Jonas laughs and leaves Slam sr by himself in the doctors office and the scene fades as Slam sr smiles.
-Jonas Lee- "Dayyyum what is taking so long for him to just piss?"
The other shrug their shoulders. The doctor walks over to a door labeled 'restrooms' and knocks.
-Doctor- "Mister Slam, its just a simple pee drug test"
Through a grunt Slam 2 half chuckles.
-Slam 2- "This is a piss test? Shit"
-Jonas Lee- "What does that mean?"
-David Slam- "Oh god"
The door opens up but only a arm holding a cup with a big brown hunk of shit is visiable. The doctor jumps back almost gagging, the heads leave the room holding their noses, and Jonas along with Slam sr shake their heads in shock.
-Doctor- "What the fuck is that?!"
-Slam 2- "I didn't know you had to simply just piss in the cup"
-David Slam- "Jesus Christ! When have you ever took a drug test where you shit in a cup?!"
-Slam 2- "There was this one time..."
-Jonas Lee- "Dayyyyum your son is shot out!"
The doctor grabs the cup full of shit and quickly tosses it into the trash and gives Slam 2 a new cup.
-Doctor- "Just pee...PEE!"
-Slam 2- "Got it brother"
The hand goes back into the bathroom. Slam sr hakes his head but looks at Lee.
-David Slam- "So whats the deal, who is he facing at the show?"
-Jonas Lee- "Don't worry ass pony time will tell"
-David Slam- "Not good enough Lee! I want to know we deserve to know so he can train"
Lee chuckles.
-Jonas Lee- "Your son hasn't trained for a single match since he has been here! He gets by with what he knows or just makes it up which makes up a good show"
-David Slam- "Never trained? God what has he done, seems like nothing"
-Jonas Lee- "Hahaha and you have more over him? I remember kicking your ass myself several times"
Slam sr turns a shade of red in his cheeks.
-David Slam- "Fuck you! I'm going to get that boy in shape but I can't do it with him behind bars"
-Jonas Lee- "Can't tell the jail to just let him go"
-David Slam- "I can pay him out anytime, he just says he wants to serve the rest of his time. Idiot my son is, never had an sense, and when he left home god he just got worse"
Slam sr stands up from his chair and begins to pace.
-David Slam- "Left with his mother stupid cunt ruined him, made him lazy. And the fool wants revenge against someone in this company? Good god its all the people I use to face and without any wrestling skills, being locked up I don't know how to help him. And this stunt I think he might be a retard, he needs to put his face out more, walk with style, and show these fans what the Slam name really stands for....Power"
The door opens and Slam 2 walks out grinning handing the doctor the cup of piss.
-Slam 2- "Well thats done and Jonas pass the message on that come this Sunday whoever the fuck I face...Bring it all or nothing because Slam two is going to wipe some ass"
Before Jonas could speak.
-Slam 2- "Tell them that its simply put....FUCK YOU!"
He gives the finger to Jonas and his father then walks out meeting the officer in the hallway. Slam st watches his son walks down the hall giving the heads of AWA the finger.
-David Slam- "Beat it all or nothing? Damn he does sound like me when I was young"
-Jonas Lee- "He is a Slam. So good luck David"
Jonas laughs and leaves Slam sr by himself in the doctors office and the scene fades as Slam sr smiles.
