Post by Gregory "Ripper" Kennedy on Sept 8, 2009 12:20:02 GMT -4
::The scene opens up with Croc sitting in his locker-room. He is sitting on the couch and is writing something on a piece of paper on the coffee table in front of him. Croc appears to be in deep thought, when suddenly the AWA Undisputed Champion, Ripper, walks in::
Ripper: “What are you doing?”
Croc: “Math”
::Ripper bursts into hysterical laughter::
Croc: “What is so funny about that?”
Ripper: “You can barley read. Let alone count.”
Croc: “I am better educated than you ever have or ever will be.”
Ripper: “Why are you doing "Math" anyway? Trying to work out your monthly bill for "Guys, Guys, Guys" I'm sure if you ask nicely they'll just send it to you”
Croc: “Oh you’re so funny Ripper. Do you have anything other than gay jokes these days?”
Ripper: “I also have jokes about your general appearance. Will that do?”
Croc: “Will you just leave me alone? I am trying to do some math so I know exactly what I can spend that million dollars Timmy Draven offered for whoever pins MJW at the pay per view”
Ripper: “Who says you're going to pin MJW? There are a lot of other people in there. That and I here that AJ is desperate for money. Since losing the title he lost a lot of merchandising apparently. He's doing late night selling on channel 43 apparently.”
Croc: “Isn't that the gay channel?”
Ripper:”... I'll let that one settle in for a moment.”
Croc: “I don't watch it. It’s common knowledge that it’s the gay channel”
Ripper: “Sure. Regardless. Remember what I was the third hardy boy?”
Croc: “What?”
Ripper: “Remember when I was the third hardy boy?”
Croc: “Yeah. You totally stunk up the joint! You couldn’t even do moves from the top rope”
Ripper: “Ahh forget it this is more fun with AJ. He falls into my inane witticisms. “
:: Ripper turns and shouts out the door ::
Ripper: “HEY AJ! Remember when I was the third hardy boy?”
:: AJ's voice can be heard echoing down the corridor::
AJ: “You were never the third hardy boy!”
Ripper: "Just like I was never the world champion. BOOYA! Ahh good times."
:: Ripper sighs and shakes his head taking a seat next to Croc::
Ripper: “So what are you planning on spending the money on?”
::Croc just looks at Ripper::
Croc: “Who said you could sit down next to me?”
Ripper: “Who said I couldn't my friend?”
Croc: “Don't call me that!”
Ripper: “Still make you a little bit sick?”
Croc: “Yes the nausea tablets you gave me didn't work.”
Ripper: “Oh I got them off some midget. Said he gave them to you all the time back in the day. He looked oddly familiar but I can't place it.”
::Croc pulls out the packet of tablets. He pours out the tablets and a few blue tablets fall onto the table. Croc looks at the prescription label::
Croc: “Well at least Wednesday night makes a whole lot more sense now.”
Ripper: “I thought you were walking odd”
Croc: “Wait you weren’t out with my on Wednesday.”
Ripper: “Oh yeah. Guess you always walk odd then. Could be something to do with taking it up the ass so much.”
Croc: “I do not take it up the ass.”
Ripper: “Never would have guessed you for a top.”
:: Croc looks up from his paperwork and just stares a hole into Ripper. Ripper continues to grin inanely like a child who has no idea he is in trouble.::
Croc: “What are you doing in here anyway? Don’t you have your own dressing room?”
Ripper: “This is my dressing room.”
:: Ripper pulls to the side to let Croc see the door where ‘“The Aussie Icon” Croc’ is on the door in a gold plaque then taped underneath it is a piece of paper with “& Ripper” written on it. Croc sighs and lowers his head, defeated at the idiocy of the champion::
Croc: “That’s your handwriting isn’t it?”
Ripper: “Yup.”
Croc: “You wrote it and stuck it on my door. Didn’t you?”
Ripper: “Yup”
Croc: “Which means you’ve done something stupid with your room haven’t you?”
Ripper: “I wouldn’t say stupid”
:: A large explosion suddenly goes off and the camera and the walls shakes causing some books and pictures to fall off the wall and shelves::
Ripper : “More dangerous.... for AJ.”
:: Through the open door AJ is seen rolling across the floor on fire. AJ is screaming in pain and attempting to pat himself out. Scorpion runs past in a full fire suit carrying a fire extinguisher. ::
Croc: “I don’t want to know do I?”
Ripper: “Do you ever want to know?”
Croc: “Never”
Ripper: “What are you doing?”
Croc: “Math”
::Ripper bursts into hysterical laughter::
Croc: “What is so funny about that?”
Ripper: “You can barley read. Let alone count.”
Croc: “I am better educated than you ever have or ever will be.”
Ripper: “Why are you doing "Math" anyway? Trying to work out your monthly bill for "Guys, Guys, Guys" I'm sure if you ask nicely they'll just send it to you”
Croc: “Oh you’re so funny Ripper. Do you have anything other than gay jokes these days?”
Ripper: “I also have jokes about your general appearance. Will that do?”
Croc: “Will you just leave me alone? I am trying to do some math so I know exactly what I can spend that million dollars Timmy Draven offered for whoever pins MJW at the pay per view”
Ripper: “Who says you're going to pin MJW? There are a lot of other people in there. That and I here that AJ is desperate for money. Since losing the title he lost a lot of merchandising apparently. He's doing late night selling on channel 43 apparently.”
Croc: “Isn't that the gay channel?”
Ripper:”... I'll let that one settle in for a moment.”
Croc: “I don't watch it. It’s common knowledge that it’s the gay channel”
Ripper: “Sure. Regardless. Remember what I was the third hardy boy?”
Croc: “What?”
Ripper: “Remember when I was the third hardy boy?”
Croc: “Yeah. You totally stunk up the joint! You couldn’t even do moves from the top rope”
Ripper: “Ahh forget it this is more fun with AJ. He falls into my inane witticisms. “
:: Ripper turns and shouts out the door ::
Ripper: “HEY AJ! Remember when I was the third hardy boy?”
:: AJ's voice can be heard echoing down the corridor::
AJ: “You were never the third hardy boy!”
Ripper: "Just like I was never the world champion. BOOYA! Ahh good times."
:: Ripper sighs and shakes his head taking a seat next to Croc::
Ripper: “So what are you planning on spending the money on?”
::Croc just looks at Ripper::
Croc: “Who said you could sit down next to me?”
Ripper: “Who said I couldn't my friend?”
Croc: “Don't call me that!”
Ripper: “Still make you a little bit sick?”
Croc: “Yes the nausea tablets you gave me didn't work.”
Ripper: “Oh I got them off some midget. Said he gave them to you all the time back in the day. He looked oddly familiar but I can't place it.”
::Croc pulls out the packet of tablets. He pours out the tablets and a few blue tablets fall onto the table. Croc looks at the prescription label::
Croc: “Well at least Wednesday night makes a whole lot more sense now.”
Ripper: “I thought you were walking odd”
Croc: “Wait you weren’t out with my on Wednesday.”
Ripper: “Oh yeah. Guess you always walk odd then. Could be something to do with taking it up the ass so much.”
Croc: “I do not take it up the ass.”
Ripper: “Never would have guessed you for a top.”
:: Croc looks up from his paperwork and just stares a hole into Ripper. Ripper continues to grin inanely like a child who has no idea he is in trouble.::
Croc: “What are you doing in here anyway? Don’t you have your own dressing room?”
Ripper: “This is my dressing room.”
:: Ripper pulls to the side to let Croc see the door where ‘“The Aussie Icon” Croc’ is on the door in a gold plaque then taped underneath it is a piece of paper with “& Ripper” written on it. Croc sighs and lowers his head, defeated at the idiocy of the champion::
Croc: “That’s your handwriting isn’t it?”
Ripper: “Yup.”
Croc: “You wrote it and stuck it on my door. Didn’t you?”
Ripper: “Yup”
Croc: “Which means you’ve done something stupid with your room haven’t you?”
Ripper: “I wouldn’t say stupid”
:: A large explosion suddenly goes off and the camera and the walls shakes causing some books and pictures to fall off the wall and shelves::
Ripper : “More dangerous.... for AJ.”
:: Through the open door AJ is seen rolling across the floor on fire. AJ is screaming in pain and attempting to pat himself out. Scorpion runs past in a full fire suit carrying a fire extinguisher. ::
Croc: “I don’t want to know do I?”
Ripper: “Do you ever want to know?”
Croc: “Never”
